Pick ‘n Mix Poetry
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
Write a pick n’ mix poem
Sadly due to Covid-19, all pick n’ mix stands will probably be closed for the foreseeable future. However just as well because they’re 90% child boogers and adult sneeze hands.
Anyhoo....
This is the pick n’ mix poetry challenge. It’s simple — pick an animal from set A, an object from set B and an abstract noun from set c and weave these into a poem.
Set A - An Animal
Snake
Bear
Ostrich
Lizard
Tiger
Rabbit
Shark
Owl
Set B - An object
Umbrella
Walking stick
Microphone
Sandwich
Telescope
Cup
Guitar
Knife
Set C - Abstract Nouns
Rhythm
Fashion
Clarity
Advantage
Failure
Sleep
Calm
Horror
Rules
• One word from each of the 3 sets must be used in the poem, using them in the title doesn’t count.
• New writes only
• Up to 300 words in length
• Up to 3 entries per human being allowed
• Audio / video / visual accepted
• Please post your poem and link your poem to the comp so the date can be checked.
• Two weeks
wallyroo92
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Tyrant of Words
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Mike the Owl
Who’s that on the mic?
Ooh! It’s Mike the Owl!
And if you ask what’s he like –
I’d say with a growl that fowl is foul!
He doesn’t speak much but on the microphone his beak can spit a sick beat,
Many times he has shown his rhythm and rhymes are a hoot and an absolute treat,
I’m talon you he’s like a beast released in the wild the way he feasts on emcees who’ve tried,
Because with one fell swoop he’ll whoop some ass then you too will be left wide eyed.
Mike the owl will look at you with a scowl and straight up ask if you want to rap battle,
It’d be better now to throw in the towel or else you’ll howl when you begin to feel death’s rattle,
He’s a wise old bird because his words will get the ladies in the audience roused up and stirred,
And if you don’t hear him coming it’s because his stealth wings are meant to be unheard.
He’s a savage killer, like a guerilla, but man he can drop a mad bass in your face like a bad villain,
He’s a deadly hunter of the night who can assassinate one minute and the next be straight chillin’,
His bars are fire, like two hundred seventy degrees of hot rounds sure to make you perspire,
Mike is usually on the prowl but on the mic he’s an owl you’ll come to love and admire.
Written by wallyroo92
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Calamityofgin
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Fire of Insight
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The Lizard and the Walking Stick
See the lizard with the walking stick
An absurd rhythm
It applies to a scurried gate
For fashion it would suit him
Only if he were made
A hat band
For my houndstooth fedora
The green flash
And a blue feather
Would bring out my eye
I eye him
With a curiosity
And enough desire now
To make his skinny neck gulp
A new bejiggity
Gitter up and go
Now see him drop the stick
He fast approaches frantic
And also drops his tail
The fine neon stripe
Of tail had done him much less damage
Than the stick
Both attempts at vanity
Utter failures in the end
I pick them up both
Twirling one on my left finger
One on my right
See the stick
She matches my fine shoes
See the neon flash of tail
Now curling from my pocket?
Don’t his tail make the perfect
Company for the green in my eye?
An absurd rhythm
It applies to a scurried gate
For fashion it would suit him
Only if he were made
A hat band
For my houndstooth fedora
The green flash
And a blue feather
Would bring out my eye
I eye him
With a curiosity
And enough desire now
To make his skinny neck gulp
A new bejiggity
Gitter up and go
Now see him drop the stick
He fast approaches frantic
And also drops his tail
The fine neon stripe
Of tail had done him much less damage
Than the stick
Both attempts at vanity
Utter failures in the end
I pick them up both
Twirling one on my left finger
One on my right
See the stick
She matches my fine shoes
See the neon flash of tail
Now curling from my pocket?
Don’t his tail make the perfect
Company for the green in my eye?
Written by Calamityofgin
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Jermainesplain
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Joined 9th May 2020 Forum Posts: 50
Ostrich Guitar Clarity
Ostrich Guitar Clarity
I got that Ostrich Guitar Clarity
When she standing there in front of me
And I’m playing her this song
Shark tornado gravity
Something about disparity
Seems fair to me
A rarity
I fucked her with a tooth
Ostrich got that long ass neck
Like a guitar and in retrospect
I should have picked a different animal
When I wrote this here poem
Cause I don’t know much about Ostriches
Or guitars for that matter either
But I wrote this poem special
For the lady who made this contest
Cause she looking fine
And she challenges me
Which I like
And suddenly, it came to me
Such clarity
I’m in love
With a special someone
Didn’t take much
Just a riddle of sorts
Make these words work
And you know I did just that
For the glory of love
I’ll Peter Cetera you all night long
If you’d just say you’ll be
My soft rock queen
This is for you
My Ostrich
My Guitar
My Clarity
I got that Ostrich Guitar Clarity
When she standing there in front of me
And I’m playing her this song
Shark tornado gravity
Something about disparity
Seems fair to me
A rarity
I fucked her with a tooth
Ostrich got that long ass neck
Like a guitar and in retrospect
I should have picked a different animal
When I wrote this here poem
Cause I don’t know much about Ostriches
Or guitars for that matter either
But I wrote this poem special
For the lady who made this contest
Cause she looking fine
And she challenges me
Which I like
And suddenly, it came to me
Such clarity
I’m in love
With a special someone
Didn’t take much
Just a riddle of sorts
Make these words work
And you know I did just that
For the glory of love
I’ll Peter Cetera you all night long
If you’d just say you’ll be
My soft rock queen
This is for you
My Ostrich
My Guitar
My Clarity
Written by Jermainesplain
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Jake The Snake (Her Last Mistake)
A slithering snake named Jake persuaded her to grab the microphone
She couldn't bear to stay there in wait of the fate of a broken home
Inside her dome were lofty aspirations of singing rhythm & blues
Hopping to it like a rabbit without a walking stick or even a clue
Choosing to run with someone that was a shark disguised as a guy
No wise owl was around to give sound advice from its third eye
Desires to be fly in the latest fashion omitted subtraction from the equation
Caused her to focus on the hocus pocus of the money and fame addition
Her perception lacked clarity about the fallacies of the music biz
Without an umbrella to protect her she easily became a prey of his
For years he took advantage of her distorted vantage points
Telescope of hope doped by stars and laced marijuana joints
Music began to disappoint to the point of becoming a failure
Instead of being an ostrich by sticking his neck out to console her
He put her career to sleep and creeped away with everything
Her cup no longer runneth over with blessings
when she sings
The green of a lizard no longer resided inside her account
Now sandwiched 'tween a rock and debt of large amount
She'd count with wrist tiger stripes as calm became horror
A knife ended her life 'cause, like a guitar, he played her
She couldn't bear to stay there in wait of the fate of a broken home
Inside her dome were lofty aspirations of singing rhythm & blues
Hopping to it like a rabbit without a walking stick or even a clue
Choosing to run with someone that was a shark disguised as a guy
No wise owl was around to give sound advice from its third eye
Desires to be fly in the latest fashion omitted subtraction from the equation
Caused her to focus on the hocus pocus of the money and fame addition
Her perception lacked clarity about the fallacies of the music biz
Without an umbrella to protect her she easily became a prey of his
For years he took advantage of her distorted vantage points
Telescope of hope doped by stars and laced marijuana joints
Music began to disappoint to the point of becoming a failure
Instead of being an ostrich by sticking his neck out to console her
He put her career to sleep and creeped away with everything
Her cup no longer runneth over with blessings
when she sings
The green of a lizard no longer resided inside her account
Now sandwiched 'tween a rock and debt of large amount
She'd count with wrist tiger stripes as calm became horror
A knife ended her life 'cause, like a guitar, he played her
Written by da_poetic-edifier
(Damon)
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TCLilly
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Rain drops scattered on the roof
Rain drops scattered on the roof
Remind me to close the western facing windows
After a sigh of relief I stop and admire all the green
With a deep breath in, I see
A small rabbit in the yard.
The clever wildling stays unaware of me
Calm and eating grass under a strong and sprawling tree
I keep my eyes on the little one, and my ears on the rain
And soon a gentle melody is splashed across my brain
I am in my childhood bedroom being softly sung to sleep
My father strums his guitar to the rain's organic beat
©Tanzen Lilly July 2020
Remind me to close the western facing windows
After a sigh of relief I stop and admire all the green
With a deep breath in, I see
A small rabbit in the yard.
The clever wildling stays unaware of me
Calm and eating grass under a strong and sprawling tree
I keep my eyes on the little one, and my ears on the rain
And soon a gentle melody is splashed across my brain
I am in my childhood bedroom being softly sung to sleep
My father strums his guitar to the rain's organic beat
©Tanzen Lilly July 2020
Written by TCLilly
(Tanzen Lilly)
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Pimp2ThaFuture04
Wise Conscious
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Wise Conscious
Fire of Insight
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Bear With Strings Attached
Bear be my nickname
Because I am as
as soft cotton when I
play my guitar I spoil my
girl rotten she like it when
I say me and you and you
and me and me and you oooh
through the mesh of the microphone
She got the eyes of a
Tiger that's why I took
her home and
Tuned up my strings
got her hypnotized
Now she's under the
spell of my rhythm
Perfectly synchronized
Doing a slow dance
moving her body like
a snake got me plucking
the strings and thinking
about taking advantage
while she moved to the beat
Plus she a night owl
so ain't nobody going
to sleep shes deep in
a trance waving her hands
In the air stretching high like
a ostrich neck
She's stealing all my energy
But giving me mental clarity
Keep grinding on me
and I will hop on it like
a rabbit lick her like a
lizard bite down
on it like an old fashion
sandwich she's going to
need an umbrella
Cause we going to make
scattered showers
I'm on the prowl like a shark
ready to devour
I bring the horror to room
But all she gotta to do is
keep calm while being
caught up in my love storm
She may get a little weak
in the knees so I let her borrow
a walking stick to lean on
And babe please don't
worry about your failure
I will catch you
My nosy neighbors are
watching us through
A telescope so I shake my
Knife out of the window
and threatened to poke
After the song finished
We were still caught up in
the vibe and just warming
up I put on the tea kettle
and filled her cup then
I offer her to some pick n' mix
and she said she had enough...
Because I am as
as soft cotton when I
play my guitar I spoil my
girl rotten she like it when
I say me and you and you
and me and me and you oooh
through the mesh of the microphone
She got the eyes of a
Tiger that's why I took
her home and
Tuned up my strings
got her hypnotized
Now she's under the
spell of my rhythm
Perfectly synchronized
Doing a slow dance
moving her body like
a snake got me plucking
the strings and thinking
about taking advantage
while she moved to the beat
Plus she a night owl
so ain't nobody going
to sleep shes deep in
a trance waving her hands
In the air stretching high like
a ostrich neck
She's stealing all my energy
But giving me mental clarity
Keep grinding on me
and I will hop on it like
a rabbit lick her like a
lizard bite down
on it like an old fashion
sandwich she's going to
need an umbrella
Cause we going to make
scattered showers
I'm on the prowl like a shark
ready to devour
I bring the horror to room
But all she gotta to do is
keep calm while being
caught up in my love storm
She may get a little weak
in the knees so I let her borrow
a walking stick to lean on
And babe please don't
worry about your failure
I will catch you
My nosy neighbors are
watching us through
A telescope so I shake my
Knife out of the window
and threatened to poke
After the song finished
We were still caught up in
the vibe and just warming
up I put on the tea kettle
and filled her cup then
I offer her to some pick n' mix
and she said she had enough...
Written by Pimp2ThaFuture04
(Wise Conscious)
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slipalong
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A flight of fancy
Once upon a time
in a land where sleep is banned
I would sit upon the telling chair
entrance you with a tale
pin back your ears whilst I regale
In that Noslumberland
don't rub your eyes
my precious child
there lived a bird that could not fly
gawky ostrich long and lanky
and his name was Fancy
for he was mute and could not squawk
he employed an umbrella
so he could point
and strut around with dignity
to find the things he might require
perhaps some training for a glider
a deposit for a Turkish Carpet
to levitate, on a rug that has no cockpit
try to find some credibility
soar aloft like ancestors could
not just paddle in the sticky mud
and walk around on bony stilts
a puppet, hear the crowd
all laugh out loud
for he was trapped within his cage
he fumed and glowered with great outrage
that man could fly and he was trapped
so a cunning plan he hatched
just to flutter like a partridge
the lead shot blown from the cartridge
now do not yawn and close your eyes
for this tale holds a surprise
self belief high as an eagles aerie
just to escape that life so dreary
tunnel underneath the wire netting
escape that park of paradise
a chance to find a brand new setting
for next door was big top circus
a brave idea to reach the heights
under cover of the darkness
the brolly underneath a wing
the hook, the end for extra purchase
escape the bonds of trapped despair
brave intentions clarity
to seek the need for parity
to become the feathered cannon
climb in the bore with gay abandon
and come the time to test the fuse
be discharged into the blue
once airborne spread ones wings and glide
now the chance to soar
terra firma always clamping thee
and each deserve; a flight of fancy
not tire in that pursuit of legacy
just one more verse before you sleep
float down on his open umbrella
say the day had been quite stellar
in a land where sleep is banned
I would sit upon the telling chair
entrance you with a tale
pin back your ears whilst I regale
In that Noslumberland
don't rub your eyes
my precious child
there lived a bird that could not fly
gawky ostrich long and lanky
and his name was Fancy
for he was mute and could not squawk
he employed an umbrella
so he could point
and strut around with dignity
to find the things he might require
perhaps some training for a glider
a deposit for a Turkish Carpet
to levitate, on a rug that has no cockpit
try to find some credibility
soar aloft like ancestors could
not just paddle in the sticky mud
and walk around on bony stilts
a puppet, hear the crowd
all laugh out loud
for he was trapped within his cage
he fumed and glowered with great outrage
that man could fly and he was trapped
so a cunning plan he hatched
just to flutter like a partridge
the lead shot blown from the cartridge
now do not yawn and close your eyes
for this tale holds a surprise
self belief high as an eagles aerie
just to escape that life so dreary
tunnel underneath the wire netting
escape that park of paradise
a chance to find a brand new setting
for next door was big top circus
a brave idea to reach the heights
under cover of the darkness
the brolly underneath a wing
the hook, the end for extra purchase
escape the bonds of trapped despair
brave intentions clarity
to seek the need for parity
to become the feathered cannon
climb in the bore with gay abandon
and come the time to test the fuse
be discharged into the blue
once airborne spread ones wings and glide
now the chance to soar
terra firma always clamping thee
and each deserve; a flight of fancy
not tire in that pursuit of legacy
just one more verse before you sleep
float down on his open umbrella
say the day had been quite stellar
Written by slipalong
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