Poems About Sports Published by Members Recently Online
#sports
Your husband was murdered by a fish
In July 2022, a Canadian man was killed by the fish he was trying to catch. The fish latched onto the fishing pole and fought ferociously for control of it. The man lost his balance, fell into the water & drowned. Police described the fish as "ordinary".
#death
#fish
#satirical #sports
#satirical #sports
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6 Comments
Your husband was murdered by a fish
In July 2022, a Canadian man was killed by the fish he was trying to catch. The fish latched onto the fishing pole and fought ferociously for control of it. The man lost his balance, fell into the water & drowned. Police described the fish as "ordinary".
#death
#fish
#satirical #sports
#satirical #sports
67 reads
6 Comments
Your husband was murdered by a fish
In July 2022, a Canadian man was killed by the fish he was trying to catch. The fish latched onto the fishing pole and fought ferociously for control of it. The man lost his balance, fell into the water & drowned. Police described the fish as "ordinary".
#death
#fish
#satirical #sports
#satirical #sports
67 reads
6 Comments
Your husband was murdered by a fish
In July 2022, a Canadian man was killed by the fish he was trying to catch. The fish latched onto the fishing pole and fought ferociously for control of it. The man lost his balance, fell into the water & drowned. Police described the fish as "ordinary".
#death
#fish
#satirical #sports
#satirical #sports
67 reads
6 Comments
Superbowl
Wasn’t really invested
But still disappointed
I cheered for the losing team
Typical
Good game though
Except for that bearded blusterer
Spouting testosterone
(Nothing against beards!
I’ve known some good ones in my time)
I liked the cocktails best
And the company
Friends make everything better
I missed my best friend most
You know who I mean
Right?
Of course,
I missed you!
But still disappointed
I cheered for the losing team
Typical
Good game though
Except for that bearded blusterer
Spouting testosterone
(Nothing against beards!
I’ve known some good ones in my time)
I liked the cocktails best
And the company
Friends make everything better
I missed my best friend most
You know who I mean
Right?
Of course,
I missed you!
#friendship
#sports
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Superbowl
Wasn’t really invested
But still disappointed
I cheered for the losing team
Typical
Good game though
Except for that bearded blusterer
Spouting testosterone
(Nothing against beards!
I’ve known some good ones in my time)
I liked the cocktails best
And the company
Friends make everything better
I missed my best friend most
You know who I mean
Right?
Of course,
I missed you!
But still disappointed
I cheered for the losing team
Typical
Good game though
Except for that bearded blusterer
Spouting testosterone
(Nothing against beards!
I’ve known some good ones in my time)
I liked the cocktails best
And the company
Friends make everything better
I missed my best friend most
You know who I mean
Right?
Of course,
I missed you!
#friendship
#sports
73 reads
Batted About
Yesterday
I was attacked
By a feral
Table tennis table
It pounced on me
I lay beneath it
At its mercy
Blood was drawn
But i managed to crawl out
From beneath it
And stem my blood flow
Then exacted my revenge
I pinged it, but didn't pong
As me, and some fellow warrior women
Took the table tennis table
ApArt in the Park
What a lark!
by Jemia
I was attacked
By a feral
Table tennis table
It pounced on me
I lay beneath it
At its mercy
Blood was drawn
But i managed to crawl out
From beneath it
And stem my blood flow
Then exacted my revenge
I pinged it, but didn't pong
As me, and some fellow warrior women
Took the table tennis table
ApArt in the Park
What a lark!
by Jemia
#LifeStruggles
#funny
#sports #revenge
#sports #revenge
266 reads
2 Comments
Batted About
Yesterday
I was attacked
By a feral
Table tennis table
It pounced on me
I lay beneath it
At its mercy
Blood was drawn
But i managed to crawl out
From beneath it
And stem my blood flow
Then exacted my revenge
I pinged it, but didn't pong
As me, and some fellow warrior women
Took the table tennis table
ApArt in the Park
What a lark!
by Jemia
I was attacked
By a feral
Table tennis table
It pounced on me
I lay beneath it
At its mercy
Blood was drawn
But i managed to crawl out
From beneath it
And stem my blood flow
Then exacted my revenge
I pinged it, but didn't pong
As me, and some fellow warrior women
Took the table tennis table
ApArt in the Park
What a lark!
by Jemia
#LifeStruggles
#funny
#sports #revenge
#sports #revenge
266 reads
2 Comments
Batted About
Yesterday
I was attacked
By a feral
Table tennis table
It pounced on me
I lay beneath it
At its mercy
Blood was drawn
But i managed to crawl out
From beneath it
And stem my blood flow
Then exacted my revenge
I pinged it, but didn't pong
As me, and some fellow warrior women
Took the table tennis table
ApArt in the Park
What a lark!
by Jemia
I was attacked
By a feral
Table tennis table
It pounced on me
I lay beneath it
At its mercy
Blood was drawn
But i managed to crawl out
From beneath it
And stem my blood flow
Then exacted my revenge
I pinged it, but didn't pong
As me, and some fellow warrior women
Took the table tennis table
ApArt in the Park
What a lark!
by Jemia
#LifeStruggles
#funny
#sports #revenge
#sports #revenge
266 reads
2 Comments
Batted About
Yesterday
I was attacked
By a feral
Table tennis table
It pounced on me
I lay beneath it
At its mercy
Blood was drawn
But i managed to crawl out
From beneath it
And stem my blood flow
Then exacted my revenge
I pinged it, but didn't pong
As me, and some fellow warrior women
Took the table tennis table
ApArt in the Park
What a lark!
by Jemia
I was attacked
By a feral
Table tennis table
It pounced on me
I lay beneath it
At its mercy
Blood was drawn
But i managed to crawl out
From beneath it
And stem my blood flow
Then exacted my revenge
I pinged it, but didn't pong
As me, and some fellow warrior women
Took the table tennis table
ApArt in the Park
What a lark!
by Jemia
#LifeStruggles
#funny
#sports #revenge
#sports #revenge
266 reads
2 Comments
~#7
https://youtu.be/zatVT5Pm9YI?feature=shared
Badass ft. Dhoni/ Anirudh Musical from Leo, 2023 Tamil film
What is He?
trying to deconstruct..
the. (ever) now’s
cricketing legend..
a cricketing alchemist
ruling our each an yellove ...
Badass ft. Dhoni/ Anirudh Musical from Leo, 2023 Tamil film
What is He?
trying to deconstruct..
the. (ever) now’s
cricketing legend..
a cricketing alchemist
ruling our each an yellove ...
#admiration
#heroic
#inspirational
#passion
#sports
123 reads
4 Comments
~#7
https://youtu.be/zatVT5Pm9YI?feature=shared
Badass ft. Dhoni/ Anirudh Musical from Leo, 2023 Tamil film
What is He?
trying to deconstruct..
the. (ever) now’s
cricketing legend..
a cricketing alchemist
ruling our each an yellove ...
Badass ft. Dhoni/ Anirudh Musical from Leo, 2023 Tamil film
What is He?
trying to deconstruct..
the. (ever) now’s
cricketing legend..
a cricketing alchemist
ruling our each an yellove ...
#admiration
#heroic
#inspirational
#passion
#sports
123 reads
4 Comments
DU Poetry : Poems About Sports Published by Members Recently Online