Short Satirical Poems
#satirical
missjem56
Poem Published
13th Mar 2025 1:53am
13th Mar 2025 1:53am
Tip Toes
Life as a rioter
Or a rioting writer
Troth
Or truth
Same bullshit
Different vowels
People
Are people
I suppose
From the ends of their tips
To the end of their toes
Whether
They tell the truth
Nobody knows
by Jemia
Or a rioting writer
Troth
Or truth
Same bullshit
Different vowels
People
Are people
I suppose
From the ends of their tips
To the end of their toes
Whether
They tell the truth
Nobody knows
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeCycle
#philosophical #satirical
#philosophical #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
11th Mar 2025 10:59pm
11th Mar 2025 10:59pm
Troth II
People, are people
I suppose
From the end
Of their tips
To the end
Of their nose
Whether they tell
The truth
Nobody knows
by Jemia
I suppose
From the end
Of their tips
To the end
Of their nose
Whether they tell
The truth
Nobody knows
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#satirical
67 reads
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Mar 2025 9:11pm
10th Mar 2025 9:11pm
Success!
Three hours ago
She tried to take her own life
I'll help her succeed
She tried to take her own life
I'll help her succeed
#dark
#murder
#satirical
#senryu
#suicide
157 reads
15 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Mar 2025 00:32am
3rd Mar 2025 00:32am
You scratch my back and I won't scratch yours
Can you scratch my back?
"Maybe. What's in it for me?"
Pimples, scabs and hair
"Maybe. What's in it for me?"
Pimples, scabs and hair
#satirical
#senryu
#support
105 reads
16 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Mar 2025 00:21am
3rd Mar 2025 00:21am
Ah-Chew
Was your mother Asian and your father a porcupine?
Happy 1st Birthday you little prick!
Love,
VOI
Happy 1st Birthday you little prick!
Love,
VOI
#birthday
#satirical
100 reads
17 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Feb 2025 4:24pm
21st Feb 2025 4:24pm
Carrots!
I tried
To0 feed
My rabbit
With a carrot
But in the end
I discovered
That electricity
Was
My rabbits'
Best friend!
by Jemia
To0 feed
My rabbit
With a carrot
But in the end
I discovered
That electricity
Was
My rabbits'
Best friend!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical #sex
#satirical #sex
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missjem56
Poem Published
30th Jan 2025 12:22pm
30th Jan 2025 12:22pm
Not Quite A Hamadryad
Last Christmas
I considered
Wearing a small christmas tree
On my head!
So i could declare
"Look!"
"The christmas tree
Is on top of the fairy
This year!"
But didn't!
by Jemia
I considered
Wearing a small christmas tree
On my head!
So i could declare
"Look!"
"The christmas tree
Is on top of the fairy
This year!"
But didn't!
by Jemia
#Christmas
#fairies
#funny #satirical
#funny #satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Jan 2025 9:20pm
17th Jan 2025 9:20pm
Keep trying until you get it right
Two hours ago
I tried to take my own life
I'll try again soon
I tried to take my own life
I'll try again soon
#satirical
#senryu
#suicide
158 reads
13 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
7th Jan 2025 11:40am
7th Jan 2025 11:40am
Am Bi?
Ambivert
ambit
Ambidextrous
ambitions
Ambiguitease!
by Jemia
ambit
Ambidextrous
ambitions
Ambiguitease!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
54 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 1:10am
3rd Jan 2025 1:10am
ST(r)ANG(e)?
Angst
An anagram
Of gnats
So the best way
To get rid of gnats
Is by
Swatting the angst!
Which all makes perfect sense
To the senseless
by Jemia
An anagram
Of gnats
So the best way
To get rid of gnats
Is by
Swatting the angst!
Which all makes perfect sense
To the senseless
by Jemia
#anxiety
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
82 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
2nd Jan 2025 2:34pm
2nd Jan 2025 2:34pm
Iron Defficient
I quite enjoy irony
But i find
That it's ironing
That leaves
A deeper, longer lasting
Impression!
by Jemia
But i find
That it's ironing
That leaves
A deeper, longer lasting
Impression!
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#philosophical #satirical
#philosophical #satirical
60 reads
0 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
28th Dec 2024 00:44am
28th Dec 2024 00:44am
a pint of bitter poem
there’s an oral poetry night in
the pub the regulars look
askance, or aghast, or maybe
just lost for words ..
the pub the regulars look
askance, or aghast, or maybe
just lost for words ..
#satirical
118 reads
8 Comments
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