Short Satirical Poems
#satirical
missjem56
Poem Published
17th Oct 2024 4:13pm
17th Oct 2024 4:13pm
Twat Hat
I was out one day
When someone enquired of me
"Why on earth
Are you wearing
Knickers on your head?"
I said
"Oh no!"
"Ive done it again!
"You cannot imagine
Where i'm now wearing my hat!"
by Jemia
When someone enquired of me
"Why on earth
Are you wearing
Knickers on your head?"
I said
"Oh no!"
"Ive done it again!
"You cannot imagine
Where i'm now wearing my hat!"
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
56 reads
5 Comments
moon_bather
Poem Published
17th Oct 2024 3:49am
17th Oct 2024 3:49am
Don't f**k with a GOD
Oh, behold
You almighty gatekeepers
Of the DEEP POETRY
Untouchable
Infallible you
NO questioning
Toss all others
To the side
This is YOUR space
The rest of us
Can shut our mouths
To save FACE
SLAVES to your grace
You almighty gatekeepers
Of the DEEP POETRY
Untouchable
Infallible you
NO questioning
Toss all others
To the side
This is YOUR space
The rest of us
Can shut our mouths
To save FACE
SLAVES to your grace
#acceptance
#misunderstood
#satirical
118 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Oct 2024 11:05pm
12th Oct 2024 11:05pm
Another Crappy Meal
Eat all of your food
There's starving people out there
One taste, they'd soon starve
There's starving people out there
One taste, they'd soon starve
#food
#funny
#satirical #senryu
#satirical #senryu
60 reads
4 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
11th Oct 2024 7:50pm
11th Oct 2024 7:50pm
No Whoopie For Me
I'm not in the mood
I have a headache, good night
You sound like my wife
I have a headache, good night
You sound like my wife
#girlfriend
#satirical
#senryu
#sex
#wife
86 reads
6 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Sep 2024 1:57am
27th Sep 2024 1:57am
Sensibility, And Sense?
There's sense
In nonsense
Otherwise
The nonsense becomes
Nonsensical
And senseless
Thus to have nonsense
Sense has to be
An omnipresense kind of sense
So although there is sense
In nonsense
There is no real sense at all....
by Jemia
In nonsense
Otherwise
The nonsense becomes
Nonsensical
And senseless
Thus to have nonsense
Sense has to be
An omnipresense kind of sense
So although there is sense
In nonsense
There is no real sense at all....
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#PowerOfWords #satirical
#PowerOfWords #satirical
49 reads
1 Comment
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th Sep 2024 11:17am
20th Sep 2024 11:17am
Natural Delights
Stunning out today
Let's randomly slay someone
Peace and love to you
Let's randomly slay someone
Peace and love to you
#senryu
#satirical
47 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Aug 2024 11:25am
29th Aug 2024 11:25am
Coulrophobia
Dress up as a clown
Clowns create hysteria
Bring fear to your friends
Clowns create hysteria
Bring fear to your friends
#anxiety
#fear
#satirical
#senryu
#ThrillSeeking
70 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
23rd Aug 2024 11:56am
23rd Aug 2024 11:56am
Take a trip
Birds swim
Fish fly
Reptiles talk
Insects cry
The sun is black
Fire is chill
Humans have respect
Mind altering pills
Fish fly
Reptiles talk
Insects cry
The sun is black
Fire is chill
Humans have respect
Mind altering pills
#drugs
#rhyming
#satirical
158 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Aug 2024 7:32pm
13th Aug 2024 7:32pm
Feel the love he brings
Let love moisten your panties
That's why he loves you
That's why he loves you
#erotic
#love
#minimalist #satirical
#minimalist #satirical
153 reads
11 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Aug 2024 7:29pm
13th Aug 2024 7:29pm
Feel the love she brings
Let love grow in your pants
That's why she loves you
That's why she loves you
#erotic
#love
#minimalist #satirical
#minimalist #satirical
114 reads
6 Comments
xthan
Poem Published
22nd Jul 2024 6:25pm
22nd Jul 2024 6:25pm
A brief history in Mont Blanc
I guess some
will always find
time to stroke
many fountain
pens in one go.
will always find
time to stroke
many fountain
pens in one go.
#minimalist
#satirical
86 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Jul 2024 1:47pm
21st Jul 2024 1:47pm
Foibles
My foibles
Occurred
When i had
Four balls
But once
I was reduced
To two balls
I lost
My foibles!
by Jemia
Occurred
When i had
Four balls
But once
I was reduced
To two balls
I lost
My foibles!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeChangingMoment
#satirical
#transgender
74 reads
1 Comment
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