Short Satirical Poems
#satirical
missjem56
Poem Published
29th Aug 2023 9:27pm
29th Aug 2023 9:27pm
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I wonder
Do cats
Have pronouns
Has anyone
With the ability
To talk cat
Ever asked?
Or dogs, horses
Or hippopotamus's?
Whilst
Within the mud
They basked
by Jemia
Do cats
Have pronouns
Has anyone
With the ability
To talk cat
Ever asked?
Or dogs, horses
Or hippopotamus's?
Whilst
Within the mud
They basked
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#philosophical #surreal
#philosophical #surreal
68 reads
1 Comment
peninnah
Poem Published
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
WEIRDOS
What you looking else for?
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
#parody
#satirical
#funny
154 reads
4 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
25th Jul 2023 1:23pm
25th Jul 2023 1:23pm
Not Seine!
Anyone
Swimming
In a certain river
In France
must be
Considered
In Seine!
by Jemia
Swimming
In a certain river
In France
must be
Considered
In Seine!
by Jemia
#river
#satirical
#funny
80 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
15th Jun 2023 00:15am
15th Jun 2023 00:15am
Yardsman
I
Saw a man
Walking
Down the street
His glasses
Were back to front
And i'm sure
He had three feet
by Jemia
Saw a man
Walking
Down the street
His glasses
Were back to front
And i'm sure
He had three feet
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
83 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Mar 2023 1:11am
18th Mar 2023 1:11am
Going Off Track
I thought
For many years
That i had
A one track mind
But then
Sometime last week
I discovered
A missing second track
Sadly
I soon realised
That it was
Merely a Doppelganger
Of the first
C'est la vie
Silly me
by Jemiadopp
For many years
That i had
A one track mind
But then
Sometime last week
I discovered
A missing second track
Sadly
I soon realised
That it was
Merely a Doppelganger
Of the first
C'est la vie
Silly me
by Jemiadopp
#sex
#satirical
#funny #philosophical
#funny #philosophical
181 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
14th Mar 2023 00:21am
14th Mar 2023 00:21am
Worm Spray
Well
I haven't smoked
Much weed tonight
Although i'm struggling
To weed, and write
I must say
It's been
A long, and lonely day
But never as lonely
As frogs spit
Or worm spray.........
by Jemia
I haven't smoked
Much weed tonight
Although i'm struggling
To weed, and write
I must say
It's been
A long, and lonely day
But never as lonely
As frogs spit
Or worm spray.........
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
103 reads
3 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
6th Mar 2023 7:05pm
6th Mar 2023 7:05pm
Mad As A March Hare!
Some may think me mad
For saying this
But my biggest fear
Is that i may
One day
Envisage
Sanity
The consequence of which
Would drive one insane!
Ironic
Or what?
by Jemia
For saying this
But my biggest fear
Is that i may
One day
Envisage
Sanity
The consequence of which
Would drive one insane!
Ironic
Or what?
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
99 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
24th Nov 2022 00:39am
24th Nov 2022 00:39am
Politics, Not Politics
I'd rather
Eat monkeys
Of a spit
Than
Have to endure
Any more
Political shit
A kind of
Ba ba boon
meanderings on Darwin
getting things
The wrong way round?
by Jemia
Eat monkeys
Of a spit
Than
Have to endure
Any more
Political shit
A kind of
Ba ba boon
meanderings on Darwin
getting things
The wrong way round?
by Jemia
#politics
#satirical
#funny
151 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
8th Oct 2022 11:43am
8th Oct 2022 11:43am
Honey
it's kind of funny
that after a few
drinks
The words in my head
are honey
but the writing
really stinks!
by Jemia🙃
that after a few
drinks
The words in my head
are honey
but the writing
really stinks!
by Jemia🙃
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
132 reads
0 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
7th Oct 2022 6:30pm
7th Oct 2022 6:30pm
No One Is Home Norman Bates
Here's A Little Spooky Beat.. .Dom...Dom....Dom...Dom...Dommmmmmm
#dark
#Halloween
#satirical
#funny
#horror
459 reads
9 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2022 9:17am
3rd Oct 2022 9:17am
Orwellian After Eight (5-7-5 Haiku)
Dystopian time
Eight twenty-four eventide
No mint chocolate!
by Jemia
Eight twenty-four eventide
No mint chocolate!
by Jemia
#satirical
#PowerOfWords
#surreal
166 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2022 10:03pm
2nd Oct 2022 10:03pm
Ethereal Meal
Not sure
On what to breakfast on
Pixie on toast?
Fairy roast
Or
A dragons fart
Sand-witch
With an elfine dressing? (optional)
by Jemia
On what to breakfast on
Pixie on toast?
Fairy roast
Or
A dragons fart
Sand-witch
With an elfine dressing? (optional)
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#surreal
134 reads
0 Comments
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