Satirical Published by Members Recently Online Poems
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Cyndi_Moone
Poem Published
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
VOTO DE BODA
Estoy en carro prestado
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#metaphor
12 reads
4 Comments
Cyndi_Moone
Poem Published
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
VOTO DE BODA
Estoy en carro prestado
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#metaphor
12 reads
4 Comments
Cyndi_Moone
Poem Published
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
VOTO DE BODA
Estoy en carro prestado
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#metaphor
12 reads
4 Comments
Cyndi_Moone
Poem Published
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
VOTO DE BODA
Estoy en carro prestado
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#metaphor
12 reads
4 Comments
runaway-mindtrain
Poem Published
30th May 2020 6:32am
30th May 2020 6:32am
Smugnorant
Spilled milk bottle gangsta crackerjack
Orange juice toothpaste panic attack
Implement a subliminal smokestack
Wax deconstructionist hackmatack
Do crack that yolk sac via wise crack
By amoral stance laid upon your back
Orange juice toothpaste panic attack
Implement a subliminal smokestack
Wax deconstructionist hackmatack
Do crack that yolk sac via wise crack
By amoral stance laid upon your back
#satirical
643 reads
6 Comments
Baldwin
Poem Published
12th May 2020 6:56pm
12th May 2020 6:56pm
J-Z and his "If"
I wonder why
a man who tells us not to deem the past
as something that contains a wealth of pleasant scenes
will keep referring to events
that played out on a crucial day
in 33 CE
as glorious, love filled,
to be remembered, too
as those that brought and brings
salvation unto men like me and you.
And then there is the way,
despite his bold assertions that to think on "coming times"
as ours, since they, as yet, are not realities,
is foolishness,
he keeps rejoicing in his visions of
just what he claims he’s certain...
a man who tells us not to deem the past
as something that contains a wealth of pleasant scenes
will keep referring to events
that played out on a crucial day
in 33 CE
as glorious, love filled,
to be remembered, too
as those that brought and brings
salvation unto men like me and you.
And then there is the way,
despite his bold assertions that to think on "coming times"
as ours, since they, as yet, are not realities,
is foolishness,
he keeps rejoicing in his visions of
just what he claims he’s certain...
#satirical
378 reads
0 Comments
FATBOY300PLUS
Poem Published
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
Lost In Translation
Men and women
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
#satirical
#dialogue
#PowerOfWords
533 reads
6 Comments
FATBOY300PLUS
Poem Published
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
Lost In Translation
Men and women
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
#satirical
#dialogue
#PowerOfWords
533 reads
6 Comments
FATBOY300PLUS
Poem Published
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
Lost In Translation
Men and women
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
#satirical
#dialogue
#PowerOfWords
533 reads
6 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
162 reads
8 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
162 reads
8 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
162 reads
8 Comments
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