Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 7:45am
3rd Jan 2025 7:45am
Razor-Blades
Slippery like a serpent with an agenda for war
Born on third base and believes he hit a triple
Empty vessel on lease to some corporate whore
Emotional ignorance hides an intellectual cripple
Words are razor-blades irritating his fragile soul
Constant reminders that he doesn’t measure up
Heavy handed hypocrite is prone to lose control
Only brand that matters is plastered on his cup
Copyright @ Damian DeadLove 2025
Born on third base and believes he hit a triple
Empty vessel on lease to some corporate whore
Emotional ignorance hides an intellectual cripple
Words are razor-blades irritating his fragile soul
Constant reminders that he doesn’t measure up
Heavy handed hypocrite is prone to lose control
Only brand that matters is plastered on his cup
Copyright @ Damian DeadLove 2025
#greed
#satirical
134 reads
20 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 1:10am
3rd Jan 2025 1:10am
ST(r)ANG(e)?
Angst
An anagram
Of gnats
So the best way
To get rid of gnats
Is by
Swatting the angst!
Which all makes perfect sense
To the senseless
by Jemia
An anagram
Of gnats
So the best way
To get rid of gnats
Is by
Swatting the angst!
Which all makes perfect sense
To the senseless
by Jemia
#anxiety
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
2nd Jan 2025 2:34pm
2nd Jan 2025 2:34pm
Iron Defficient
I quite enjoy irony
But i find
That it's ironing
That leaves
A deeper, longer lasting
Impression!
by Jemia
But i find
That it's ironing
That leaves
A deeper, longer lasting
Impression!
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#philosophical #satirical
#philosophical #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Dec 2024 10:20am
31st Dec 2024 10:20am
The Optimist
Wise
words
Don't
always
Fall
from
The
wisest
of
mouths
So
There's
hope
for
me
yet!
by Jemia
words
Don't
always
Fall
from
The
wisest
of
mouths
So
There's
hope
for
me
yet!
by Jemia
#parody
#philosophical
#PowerOfWords
#satirical
#wisdom
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missjem56
Poem Published
30th Dec 2024 10:26pm
30th Dec 2024 10:26pm
The Life Of A Pubic Hair!
Enid
Had been a pubic hair for about twenty years now
And she had seen everything
Her owner, now in her early thirties
Had been living her life to the fullest
Enid didn't mind this
Even though she sometimes
Got into some quite sticky situations
She just felt unappreciated
And felt as if her owner disliked her
And appeared to dislike all of Enids sisters as well
Soon, in an act of pubic genoside
Enid, and her sisters
Were sent to brasil
by Jemia
Had been a pubic hair for about twenty years now
And she had seen everything
Her owner, now in her early thirties
Had been living her life to the fullest
Enid didn't mind this
Even though she sometimes
Got into some quite sticky situations
She just felt unappreciated
And felt as if her owner disliked her
And appeared to dislike all of Enids sisters as well
Soon, in an act of pubic genoside
Enid, and her sisters
Were sent to brasil
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #sex
#satirical #sex
114 reads
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Dec 2024 11:59am
30th Dec 2024 11:59am
The Deadly Bookcase
After her sister & mother haven't heard from Chrissy for several days, her family reported the petite 31 year old missing. Fifteen days after filing the missing persons report, the mother & sister noticed a foul odor in the house. Following their noses, they found Chrissy wedged behind a 6-foot bookcase. She had fallen headfirst and became trapped behind the bookcase when she tried to adjust her television set, which sat on the top shelf.
#books
#death
#fiction
#ignorance
#satirical
73 reads
14 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Dec 2024 11:57am
30th Dec 2024 11:57am
Draws Down, Face Up
A homeless man in New York found a manhole in the Bronx that was just out of the way enough to offer him some privacy, so he routinely used it as a toilet. One day he lost his balance and was found dead at the bottom of the sewer. Draws down, face up.
#death
#fiction
#homelessness
#ignorance
#satirical
81 reads
13 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
30th Dec 2024 9:15am
30th Dec 2024 9:15am
I Have No End For This..
So let’s say one lucky human gets 3 writes that can come true. Some cute green martian knocks on the door, and gives someone a laptop that has 3 writes that will become reality. This is basically a genie in the bottle, grant you three wishes, in an updated story, with a twist or two.
It keeps count automatically, it has a button labeled "complete." That’s how you use one of the writes. It has everything else a normal computer would have, with that one extra button. It can run as Windows or Mac, it’s user-friendly folks.
You can save your work, take...
It keeps count automatically, it has a button labeled "complete." That’s how you use one of the writes. It has everything else a normal computer would have, with that one extra button. It can run as Windows or Mac, it’s user-friendly folks.
You can save your work, take...
#prose
#satirical
231 reads
23 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Dec 2024 2:04pm
29th Dec 2024 2:04pm
10 Things you can do with his or her remains
1) Feed the homeless
2) Make wallets, belts
3) If they have beautiful hair, scalp them and make wigs to sell
4) Props for a horror film you create and self release
5) Leave parts in restaurant bathrooms, especially fast food joints
6) UPS to relatives for a visit
7) Watch em rot
8) Use their blood & organs to create a masterpiece of art
9) Pack them in suitcases and throw them on a Greyhound
10) Become a cannibal and eat them. Bring some relatives or friends over and tell them your creating this explosive, cuisine from somewhere in the world....
2) Make wallets, belts
3) If they have beautiful hair, scalp them and make wigs to sell
4) Props for a horror film you create and self release
5) Leave parts in restaurant bathrooms, especially fast food joints
6) UPS to relatives for a visit
7) Watch em rot
8) Use their blood & organs to create a masterpiece of art
9) Pack them in suitcases and throw them on a Greyhound
10) Become a cannibal and eat them. Bring some relatives or friends over and tell them your creating this explosive, cuisine from somewhere in the world....
#food
#horror
#murder
#satirical
#scary
113 reads
11 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
28th Dec 2024 8:11pm
28th Dec 2024 8:11pm
Burning Lips
Burning, tingling here it comes
Lip growing fatter
Congratulations, a viral lump
Over the counter meds do shit
Dare to eat any citrus
Better on your lip then your clit!
Cold-sore aka Herpes
Needs to run it's course
It'll be gone in a week or two
Avoid oral during intercourse
Lip growing fatter
Congratulations, a viral lump
Over the counter meds do shit
Dare to eat any citrus
Better on your lip then your clit!
Cold-sore aka Herpes
Needs to run it's course
It'll be gone in a week or two
Avoid oral during intercourse
#dirty
#illness
#motivational
#satirical
#sex
143 reads
6 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
28th Dec 2024 12:59pm
28th Dec 2024 12:59pm
Nora
A witch
Upon her broken broom
Came a'crashing through my window
Into my bedroom
Sending ornaments, and such like
Smashing to the ground
I was to stupified
To say anything profound
Then she spoke,
As quietly as a wisp of smoke
"I don't suppose, if it's not to much bother!"
"I could trouble you for a cup of tea?"
So i wandered into the kitchen
Full of mystery
Wondering whether i was dreaming...........
By the time i returned to my room
She was sat down looking relaxed
Everything seemed...
Upon her broken broom
Came a'crashing through my window
Into my bedroom
Sending ornaments, and such like
Smashing to the ground
I was to stupified
To say anything profound
Then she spoke,
As quietly as a wisp of smoke
"I don't suppose, if it's not to much bother!"
"I could trouble you for a cup of tea?"
So i wandered into the kitchen
Full of mystery
Wondering whether i was dreaming...........
By the time i returned to my room
She was sat down looking relaxed
Everything seemed...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
#surreal
#witches
65 reads
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
28th Dec 2024 10:48am
28th Dec 2024 10:48am
Chlorinate the Gene Pool
If I decided to piss in the gene pool,
would a new genetic variant be created?
Maybe my genetics would create a new species or a hybrid
Anything is an improvement of what currently resides on this planet
would a new genetic variant be created?
Maybe my genetics would create a new species or a hybrid
Anything is an improvement of what currently resides on this planet
#LifeCycle
#satirical
#science
91 reads
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