Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
missjem56
Poem Published
26th Nov 2024 1:42pm
26th Nov 2024 1:42pm
Horseplay
just checked the heel of one of my boots,
and noticed it had come a bit loose,
so grabbed a small hammer,
lifted my foot up
as couldn't be bothered
to take my shoe off,
and started to hammer it back into place.
the strange thing here was
that i had a strange inclination
to neigh! 😏🙃😂
and noticed it had come a bit loose,
so grabbed a small hammer,
lifted my foot up
as couldn't be bothered
to take my shoe off,
and started to hammer it back into place.
the strange thing here was
that i had a strange inclination
to neigh! 😏🙃😂
#funny
#horses
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
Crying, But Not Crying (limerick)
There was a young lady
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#limerick #satirical
#limerick #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
22nd Nov 2024 2:38pm
22nd Nov 2024 2:38pm
Preferring The Horn
The pauper porpoise poet
Was a very poor porpoise indeed
As she spent all of her lobster money
On copious ammounts of mead
She read her poems at open mics
But her words were all at sea
Apart from one fine night, she got it right
And flipped her flippers with glee!
Some thought she was a dolphin
Which would really piss her off
And one even called her "Flipper"
She told him to foff!
Yet she found him quite attractive
He was a swordfish, well endowed
And when she saw how 'sharp' he was
Their marriage was avowed ...
Was a very poor porpoise indeed
As she spent all of her lobster money
On copious ammounts of mead
She read her poems at open mics
But her words were all at sea
Apart from one fine night, she got it right
And flipped her flippers with glee!
Some thought she was a dolphin
Which would really piss her off
And one even called her "Flipper"
She told him to foff!
Yet she found him quite attractive
He was a swordfish, well endowed
And when she saw how 'sharp' he was
Their marriage was avowed ...
#betrayal
#fish
#funny
#satirical
#surreal
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th Nov 2024 11:15am
20th Nov 2024 11:15am
Pro Death
Too many humans
Mankind is off track
The Black Plague was a dick
But it needs to come back
Our world's spinning faster
Like a playground carousel
With a trillion kids pushing
Until it flings us off to hell
China may be dystopia
But they got one thing right
One child per family
We could use their insight
No lives matter
We're all equally worthless
I'll say it again
No lives matter
We're all equally worthless
I'm not "Pro-Life"
So save your breath
And I'm not...
Mankind is off track
The Black Plague was a dick
But it needs to come back
Our world's spinning faster
Like a playground carousel
With a trillion kids pushing
Until it flings us off to hell
China may be dystopia
But they got one thing right
One child per family
We could use their insight
No lives matter
We're all equally worthless
I'll say it again
No lives matter
We're all equally worthless
I'm not "Pro-Life"
So save your breath
And I'm not...
#CallToAction
#death
#LifeGoals
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th Nov 2024 11:00am
20th Nov 2024 11:00am
Exterminate the boomers
Here they come, feasting on the young
No hair, no care
Shuffling like a zombie
They don't care about the future
As long as we keep bowing to them
Wrinkled hands write the script
No choice but follow
Treat it like an edict
Greed is the motto of the sick
Cloaked by the model of their politics
The broken structures they erect
Built inequality incarnate
Time will cast them aside
But when?
The damage is done
Progress is no friend to them
Simply accumulate
There's no room to...
No hair, no care
Shuffling like a zombie
They don't care about the future
As long as we keep bowing to them
Wrinkled hands write the script
No choice but follow
Treat it like an edict
Greed is the motto of the sick
Cloaked by the model of their politics
The broken structures they erect
Built inequality incarnate
Time will cast them aside
But when?
The damage is done
Progress is no friend to them
Simply accumulate
There's no room to...
#CallToAction
#parody
#philosophical
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
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missjem56
Poem Published
19th Nov 2024 9:45pm
19th Nov 2024 9:45pm
Magnetism
I would like to be
As attractive as a magnet
I meet other magnets
But when we get close
It's like an invisible forcefield
Pushes us apart
Mayhaps my magnetic appeal
Is waning
As the only things i attract now
Are all rusty!
by Jemia
As attractive as a magnet
I meet other magnets
But when we get close
It's like an invisible forcefield
Pushes us apart
Mayhaps my magnetic appeal
Is waning
As the only things i attract now
Are all rusty!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
19th Nov 2024 7:12pm
19th Nov 2024 7:12pm
Generation HeXed
Ex-husband
ex-wife
ex-friends
nothing you do is good
you are Generation Hexed!
ex-band members
ex-partyer
ex-athlete
a stream of bad luck
you are Generation Hexed!
You need exercise
always exhausted
MTV is lame
the music you like is shit
exiled from relevance
expired by 1994
you're bald and blubbery
get exterminated
get executed
Generation Hexed!
ex-wife
ex-friends
nothing you do is good
you are Generation Hexed!
ex-band members
ex-partyer
ex-athlete
a stream of bad luck
you are Generation Hexed!
You need exercise
always exhausted
MTV is lame
the music you like is shit
exiled from relevance
expired by 1994
you're bald and blubbery
get exterminated
get executed
Generation Hexed!
#aging
#parody
#philosophical
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
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2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
19th Nov 2024 10:42am
19th Nov 2024 10:42am
Dreaming of a Millennial Massacre
Your time has come young person
much sooner than you thought
release your mouth from your mother's nipple
there's a lesson here to be taught
you seek instant gratification
and vain internet validation
I'm a forward thinking man
yes, a problem solver
can you put your phone down for a minute?
you should try and pick up a revolver
Uber to the cemetery
i have dug you a grave
or you can go ask Siri
to make you her slave
hey you...yeah you, with the man-bun
I have a weed-wacker to chop off your beard,...
much sooner than you thought
release your mouth from your mother's nipple
there's a lesson here to be taught
you seek instant gratification
and vain internet validation
I'm a forward thinking man
yes, a problem solver
can you put your phone down for a minute?
you should try and pick up a revolver
Uber to the cemetery
i have dug you a grave
or you can go ask Siri
to make you her slave
hey you...yeah you, with the man-bun
I have a weed-wacker to chop off your beard,...
#funny
#hope
#parody
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
18th Nov 2024 6:58pm
18th Nov 2024 6:58pm
Generation Z-ero
The cuckold generation
tide-pod guzzling snowflakes
begging to be micro-chipped
begging to be numbered
Xenophobic and neurotic
disconnected and psychotic
reprogrammed and robotic
Generation Zero
seeking- individual identity
trapped- in a surrogate reality
no social skills
no common sense
Easily offended
looking to accuse
begging for defense
from genuine experience
stampede of the sheep
march to the gulags
with faces bowed down
aglow with silicon light ...
tide-pod guzzling snowflakes
begging to be micro-chipped
begging to be numbered
Xenophobic and neurotic
disconnected and psychotic
reprogrammed and robotic
Generation Zero
seeking- individual identity
trapped- in a surrogate reality
no social skills
no common sense
Easily offended
looking to accuse
begging for defense
from genuine experience
stampede of the sheep
march to the gulags
with faces bowed down
aglow with silicon light ...
#honesty
#satirical
#teens #TruthOfLife
#teens #TruthOfLife
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12 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
15th Nov 2024 10:26pm
15th Nov 2024 10:26pm
"Unfolding The Jaded Leaves"
I
once
knew
A
person
That
could
charm
The
knickers
Of
a
Sprout!
by Jemia 😏
once
knew
A
person
That
could
charm
The
knickers
Of
a
Sprout!
by Jemia 😏
#funny
#satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
15th Nov 2024 7:52pm
15th Nov 2024 7:52pm
Piggy Spunk
#animals
#food
#orgasm
#sex
#satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
15th Nov 2024 10:30am
15th Nov 2024 10:30am
What color are you coughing up?
Flooded with phlegm
My head is swollen
Choking on disgusting
Yellow fluids
Spitting up chunks
Or even bloody lumps
Digest the mess
Slurping nasal dribble
With a chewy middle
Yellow red green brown
Won't stop chuggin' till the slime goes down
Digesting nasal pudding
But I cannot stop the flowing
Get Well Soon...
My head is swollen
Choking on disgusting
Yellow fluids
Spitting up chunks
Or even bloody lumps
Digest the mess
Slurping nasal dribble
With a chewy middle
Yellow red green brown
Won't stop chuggin' till the slime goes down
Digesting nasal pudding
But I cannot stop the flowing
Get Well Soon...
#illness
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
55 reads
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