Least Read Rhyming Poems
#rhyming
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
9th Apr 2021 11:20pm
9th Apr 2021 11:20pm
On The Run
Excuse me, dear reader
Have you seen this perpetrator?
He was last spotted in an alphabet speeder
On his way to your reading applicator
He’s the head of the letter gang
His bodyguards are A-Z
He stole my poem and now must hang
Nobody rips off team Napo and me
It is very urgent this perp is found
I only have 7 hrs left
Till a strike hits the ground
And he gets away with theft
Put yourself in my shoes
You must write one piece a day
In this competition, you will lose
If your poems go astray
So please do what I ask ...
Have you seen this perpetrator?
He was last spotted in an alphabet speeder
On his way to your reading applicator
He’s the head of the letter gang
His bodyguards are A-Z
He stole my poem and now must hang
Nobody rips off team Napo and me
It is very urgent this perp is found
I only have 7 hrs left
Till a strike hits the ground
And he gets away with theft
Put yourself in my shoes
You must write one piece a day
In this competition, you will lose
If your poems go astray
So please do what I ask ...
#rhyming
#WritingPoetry
#NaPoWriMo2021
7 reads
2 Comments
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
5th Apr 2021 11:16pm
5th Apr 2021 11:16pm
Fetching Me A Poem
Distractions work well
When I’m thinking about what to write
It doesn’t matter where I dwell
My poetry factory is always in flight
My wife is at work
My daughter is in school
My inspirations a total jerk
And I’m still blanking out like some washed-up fool
The silence is lonely
This empty house is quite boring
This is my testimony
How writing poetry can be so choring
When I’m thinking about what to write
It doesn’t matter where I dwell
My poetry factory is always in flight
My wife is at work
My daughter is in school
My inspirations a total jerk
And I’m still blanking out like some washed-up fool
The silence is lonely
This empty house is quite boring
This is my testimony
How writing poetry can be so choring
#rhyming
#frustration
#NaPoWriMo2021
8 reads
1 Comment
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
17th Apr 2021 9:00pm
17th Apr 2021 9:00pm
Second Wind
I’m sweating letters from my pores
Must keep up my pace in these Napo wars
I’ve been through hunger strikes and sores
To brain freezes both in and outdoors
I put meals on wheels on speed dial
My wife’s cooking deserves a trial
Mars and Venus are out of alignment
I can barely continue this assignment
Someone, please force me to stop
Or at least take the reigns and make it a co-op
I can’t feel my fingers anymore
This verbiage stew is hard to ignore
My stomach growls
This persistence howls
My light bill’s growing
My...
Must keep up my pace in these Napo wars
I’ve been through hunger strikes and sores
To brain freezes both in and outdoors
I put meals on wheels on speed dial
My wife’s cooking deserves a trial
Mars and Venus are out of alignment
I can barely continue this assignment
Someone, please force me to stop
Or at least take the reigns and make it a co-op
I can’t feel my fingers anymore
This verbiage stew is hard to ignore
My stomach growls
This persistence howls
My light bill’s growing
My...
#hope
#rhyming
#frustration
#emotions
#NaPoWriMo2021
8 reads
1 Comment
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
2nd Apr 2021 9:35pm
2nd Apr 2021 9:35pm
Waiting
Come to me so that I may be free
Free of your captors that hinder me
Why must you be so damn evasive
Let me give birth in a perfect oasis
You are my only food for thought
Without you I do this for naught
All my creativeness is on hold
Just cycling through my mind until told
Inspiration is a thief that holds the key to my mind
I’m just juggling the words that I’m desperate to find
My canvas is blank and my pen is dry
My mind’s an open book awaiting satisfaction to fly
I need your influence
I need you to guide
Quit being a...
Free of your captors that hinder me
Why must you be so damn evasive
Let me give birth in a perfect oasis
You are my only food for thought
Without you I do this for naught
All my creativeness is on hold
Just cycling through my mind until told
Inspiration is a thief that holds the key to my mind
I’m just juggling the words that I’m desperate to find
My canvas is blank and my pen is dry
My mind’s an open book awaiting satisfaction to fly
I need your influence
I need you to guide
Quit being a...
#anxiety
#rhyming
#frustration
#symbolism
#NaPoWriMo2021
9 reads
10 Comments
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
7th Apr 2021 8:56pm
7th Apr 2021 8:56pm
Red Light, Green Light, Poetry All Night
Red light
Greenlight
Poetry all night
Wee hours in the morning
My poetry’s still calling
Sun up
Sundown
Chin-up
Pen down
Nourishment is optional
Sleep is inoperable
Blisters are the game
SOTJ’s my name
Syllables and verbage soup
Cigarettes and coffee loop
Hemorrhage homage headaches
Nonstop poetical sweepstakes
Inspiration on the fritz
Number and alphabetical blitz
Words behind eyelids
Self-destructive bids
Napo in my dreams
Napo in my screams
Napo in my blood
Napo in my...
Greenlight
Poetry all night
Wee hours in the morning
My poetry’s still calling
Sun up
Sundown
Chin-up
Pen down
Nourishment is optional
Sleep is inoperable
Blisters are the game
SOTJ’s my name
Syllables and verbage soup
Cigarettes and coffee loop
Hemorrhage homage headaches
Nonstop poetical sweepstakes
Inspiration on the fritz
Number and alphabetical blitz
Words behind eyelids
Self-destructive bids
Napo in my dreams
Napo in my screams
Napo in my blood
Napo in my...
#strength
#courage
#rhyming
#emotions
#NaPoWriMo2021
11 reads
4 Comments
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
11th Apr 2021 1:34am
11th Apr 2021 1:34am
Knowledge Is Power, Poetry Is Law
I stand before you
The over-seer of all
The coup de gras of what’s true
The answer to every call
I exist beyond the mortal realm
Where time has no speed
Space and gravity will overwhelm
The weakest link with much greed
I have foreseen the distant future
And witnessed much destruction
Heard the cries from the Earth’s stupor
So I come to you with instruction
Lay down your feeble rights
And harken upon my words
Put an end to these pointless fights
Kill off your hatred like mocking birds
Redirect love into your souls ...
The over-seer of all
The coup de gras of what’s true
The answer to every call
I exist beyond the mortal realm
Where time has no speed
Space and gravity will overwhelm
The weakest link with much greed
I have foreseen the distant future
And witnessed much destruction
Heard the cries from the Earth’s stupor
So I come to you with instruction
Lay down your feeble rights
And harken upon my words
Put an end to these pointless fights
Kill off your hatred like mocking birds
Redirect love into your souls ...
#strength
#hope
#rhyming #NaPoWriMo2021
#rhyming #NaPoWriMo2021
12 reads
3 Comments
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
19th Apr 2021 8:15pm
19th Apr 2021 8:15pm
Wanted
I am the mastermind
That is highly sought after
The only one of my kind
Who’s more cunning than an actor
I topple the wanted charts
And am more elusive than Waldo
My pen creates works of fine arts
That can only be described as Bravo!
My craft is immense
With its own viral attitude
Clutching you by the throat in suspense
Superseding its own longitude and latitude
The fire traces from my ink
Glues the blades to my lines
So when its read you’ll need a shrink
To sop up what’s left of your minds
Everybody wants a piece...
That is highly sought after
The only one of my kind
Who’s more cunning than an actor
I topple the wanted charts
And am more elusive than Waldo
My pen creates works of fine arts
That can only be described as Bravo!
My craft is immense
With its own viral attitude
Clutching you by the throat in suspense
Superseding its own longitude and latitude
The fire traces from my ink
Glues the blades to my lines
So when its read you’ll need a shrink
To sop up what’s left of your minds
Everybody wants a piece...
#rhyming
#emotional
#symbolism
#epic
#NaPoWriMo2021
12 reads
3 Comments
Shakespearan-Sweet
Poem Published
22nd Jun 2018 1:41pm
22nd Jun 2018 1:41pm
Hidden Poem
Hidden Poem”
So here we sit together again admiring each other, a thousand complements that only dreamers dream of lovers, a thousand smiles that The Sun,The Moon, And the Stars can’t even cover,now close your eyes I want 2 plant 7 provenance kisses on your Venice cheeks, I would do more but the number 7 symbolizes complete, stay with me here I’m going somewhere with this,I want 2 make love 2 your mind 4,947 miles 2 a romantic bliss, now no peeking keep your eyes still closed, “what was that famous play Shakespeare wrote”?their are a thousand letters put in the wall that people...
So here we sit together again admiring each other, a thousand complements that only dreamers dream of lovers, a thousand smiles that The Sun,The Moon, And the Stars can’t even cover,now close your eyes I want 2 plant 7 provenance kisses on your Venice cheeks, I would do more but the number 7 symbolizes complete, stay with me here I’m going somewhere with this,I want 2 make love 2 your mind 4,947 miles 2 a romantic bliss, now no peeking keep your eyes still closed, “what was that famous play Shakespeare wrote”?their are a thousand letters put in the wall that people...
#love
#romantic
#rhyming
13 reads
4 Comments
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
8th Apr 2021 7:31pm
8th Apr 2021 7:31pm
F.A.M.E (Feel All My Emotions)
Contradictory to what I think
These vowels keep throwing up in the sink
I woke up this morning with a bladder of P
And a wicked hangover from my poetry T
My bud was weak and my beer was high
My eyes were red but my tears were dry
My weight was Y not even explained
My dignity X ploded and strained
My train of thought is literally stranded
Chilling on the tracks where U was reprimanded
My writing license is revoked
My homie J just got smoked
My tricky writer’s block eloped
Lucky Charms drove down my throat
My neck is stiff...
These vowels keep throwing up in the sink
I woke up this morning with a bladder of P
And a wicked hangover from my poetry T
My bud was weak and my beer was high
My eyes were red but my tears were dry
My weight was Y not even explained
My dignity X ploded and strained
My train of thought is literally stranded
Chilling on the tracks where U was reprimanded
My writing license is revoked
My homie J just got smoked
My tricky writer’s block eloped
Lucky Charms drove down my throat
My neck is stiff...
#rhyming
#frustration
#emotional
#metaphor
#NaPoWriMo2021
13 reads
7 Comments
Shakespearan-Sweet
Poem Published
18th Jun 2018 12:10pm
18th Jun 2018 12:10pm
The Return part 2
(Insert, a tease taking from The Return part 2
Before eyes for me to know I couldn’t see past Your eyelashes kohl,
Angry rains seem to mock me and pour down heavy and I thought when is this storm going to ever end so I drove back carefully slow,
With Mosaic emotions
Red,black,white,yellow, and violets in blooms-of oceans
I fell into sleep deprivation, dozing,
A lucid dream me holding,
My purple pen lays prostrate to his Royal soul magistrate
The written prose for your jury eyes to dilate
truth maybe hidden, patience, must wait ...
Before eyes for me to know I couldn’t see past Your eyelashes kohl,
Angry rains seem to mock me and pour down heavy and I thought when is this storm going to ever end so I drove back carefully slow,
With Mosaic emotions
Red,black,white,yellow, and violets in blooms-of oceans
I fell into sleep deprivation, dozing,
A lucid dream me holding,
My purple pen lays prostrate to his Royal soul magistrate
The written prose for your jury eyes to dilate
truth maybe hidden, patience, must wait ...
#love
#relationships
#rhyming
#emotional
#metaphor
14 reads
4 Comments
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
18th Apr 2021 9:33pm
18th Apr 2021 9:33pm
Get Off My Back
I’ve listened to you babble
Your insidious remarks for too long
Witnessed your psychotic baffle
Whenever you felt the need to become headstrong
I’ve felt your jealous rage
As if it were brandishing my nerves
I leave traces of you on every page
Without the knowledge it deserves
I hear your grimacing cocky tone
Mocking my conscious decision to write
All the while making your presence known
We squabble for a position in this fight
I can taste the bitterness you eat
It’s like a buffet for two
Always sour never sweet
All I...
Your insidious remarks for too long
Witnessed your psychotic baffle
Whenever you felt the need to become headstrong
I’ve felt your jealous rage
As if it were brandishing my nerves
I leave traces of you on every page
Without the knowledge it deserves
I hear your grimacing cocky tone
Mocking my conscious decision to write
All the while making your presence known
We squabble for a position in this fight
I can taste the bitterness you eat
It’s like a buffet for two
Always sour never sweet
All I...
#rhyming
#frustration
#despair
#symbolism
#NaPoWriMo2021
14 reads
5 Comments
Sex_on_the_Joe
Joe-D
Joe-D
Poem Published
11th Apr 2021 8:58pm
11th Apr 2021 8:58pm
Lazy Sunday
Long week
Brain aches
Too weak
Body shakes
Want sleep
Can’t think
Wanna weep
April ink
Eyes red
Paper blank
Mind dead
Trophy bank
Hunger pain
Writer’s block
Foggy rain
Static shock
Video games
Weather sucks
Mental plains
Counting ducks
Boredom wins
Circle doodles
Buying skins
Ramen noodles
Can’t cook
write/type
Close book
Need hype
Eyes hurt
Must play
Stay alert
Lazy Sunday
Brain aches
Too weak
Body shakes
Want sleep
Can’t think
Wanna weep
April ink
Eyes red
Paper blank
Mind dead
Trophy bank
Hunger pain
Writer’s block
Foggy rain
Static shock
Video games
Weather sucks
Mental plains
Counting ducks
Boredom wins
Circle doodles
Buying skins
Ramen noodles
Can’t cook
write/type
Close book
Need hype
Eyes hurt
Must play
Stay alert
Lazy Sunday
#anxiety
#rhyming
#confusion
#boredom
#NaPoWriMo2021
15 reads
10 Comments
DU Poetry : Least Read Rhyming Poems
