Rhyming Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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13th Aug 2024 2:57pm
13th Aug 2024 2:57pm
Banana's Galore
From trillions of tall banana trees
zillions of bananas in the stores
but straight bananas are yet to be seen,
Though blackish or brown or yellow and green
speckled and ripe, zipped and unzipped and more
from trillions of tall banana trees,
Bananas galore and I shan't be mean
even in shops on Siberia's cold shores,
but straight bananas are yet, to be seen,
Non in my banana and custard treat
non found in those ancient banana wars
from trillions of tall banana trees
Hands of bananas, fair...
zillions of bananas in the stores
but straight bananas are yet to be seen,
Though blackish or brown or yellow and green
speckled and ripe, zipped and unzipped and more
from trillions of tall banana trees,
Bananas galore and I shan't be mean
even in shops on Siberia's cold shores,
but straight bananas are yet, to be seen,
Non in my banana and custard treat
non found in those ancient banana wars
from trillions of tall banana trees
Hands of bananas, fair...
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Poem Published
12th Aug 2024 7:37am
12th Aug 2024 7:37am
Your Basic Roux.
To make your basic roux
from which all your dishes
will spring.1st a verb or two
add nouns and adjectives
To taste, let those age
on the bone for a year
or five and make sure
to top up with nouns to
keep your Roux alive.
Stir constantly or it will
stick to the side you
need a consistency
just so. Take a sample
Sometime and throw it
at a wall or person if it
sticks it's ready for use
collect adjectives that...
from which all your dishes
will spring.1st a verb or two
add nouns and adjectives
To taste, let those age
on the bone for a year
or five and make sure
to top up with nouns to
keep your Roux alive.
Stir constantly or it will
stick to the side you
need a consistency
just so. Take a sample
Sometime and throw it
at a wall or person if it
sticks it's ready for use
collect adjectives that...
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Poem Published
11th Aug 2024 8:26am
11th Aug 2024 8:26am
Ok, I confess...
to being a hairy-arsed, smelly fella
a resigned, belching, farting, grubby Vet'
who's seventy-six-year-old eyeballs, yella'd
with ginned jaundice the nearer death I get,
I muse, picking my toes with a finger
and sniffing that sweet smell of gross excess,
rolling from my pit where a smell lingers
of something dubious, a late night guest?
Not! some cheeky, crusading, chubby lass,
a junior oik in a provincial rag, ...
a resigned, belching, farting, grubby Vet'
who's seventy-six-year-old eyeballs, yella'd
with ginned jaundice the nearer death I get,
I muse, picking my toes with a finger
and sniffing that sweet smell of gross excess,
rolling from my pit where a smell lingers
of something dubious, a late night guest?
Not! some cheeky, crusading, chubby lass,
a junior oik in a provincial rag, ...
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Poem Published
11th Aug 2024 7:53am
11th Aug 2024 7:53am
Wisdom Precaution
Nympho erotic, wisdom precaution.
Inward to star in, rhythm chaotic.
Whispers astonish, wilder alarming.
Mystical context, mingling problems.
Wishing dishonest, skin was to soften.
Fingers of fondness, figured for falling.
Building a promise, mixture of bonding.
Bitter to conscience, limber seances.
Riddles of robbing, innocence gone with.
Ritual rotten, ridden with staunchness.
Literal pardon, picking apart in.
Simple involvement, sinning and nonsense.
Hidden departments,...
Inward to star in, rhythm chaotic.
Whispers astonish, wilder alarming.
Mystical context, mingling problems.
Wishing dishonest, skin was to soften.
Fingers of fondness, figured for falling.
Building a promise, mixture of bonding.
Bitter to conscience, limber seances.
Riddles of robbing, innocence gone with.
Ritual rotten, ridden with staunchness.
Literal pardon, picking apart in.
Simple involvement, sinning and nonsense.
Hidden departments,...
#humankind
#metaphor
#morality
#rhyming
#spiritual
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Poem Published
10th Aug 2024 10:26pm
10th Aug 2024 10:26pm
Life hurts
It's no use me saying " don't age " cos you do
and you'll never know how vast is this gap,
between me and well,' this me, who, once was you,
I'm sorry hon age is just a freaking trap!
Just ditch the fun cos there's no wisdom gained
it's just regrets piled on top of regrets,
how can I help you, when that me aimlessly aimed
us, ourselves, down life and just gained life's debts.
And now those debts, with interest, are due
and I'd be lying if I said, they don't hurt,
but it's a mental hurt...
and you'll never know how vast is this gap,
between me and well,' this me, who, once was you,
I'm sorry hon age is just a freaking trap!
Just ditch the fun cos there's no wisdom gained
it's just regrets piled on top of regrets,
how can I help you, when that me aimlessly aimed
us, ourselves, down life and just gained life's debts.
And now those debts, with interest, are due
and I'd be lying if I said, they don't hurt,
but it's a mental hurt...
#LifeStruggles
#rhyming
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8th Aug 2024 8:16pm
8th Aug 2024 8:16pm
The Pistolphiles
" But Jesus said, Suffer little children,
forbid them not, to come unto me:
for of such is the kingdom of heaven "
not hasten their deaths with guns, can't you see,
In mass gun-death sites, of kids, to clean the gore,
they've to bring in specialised cleaning folks
to scrape the walls, ceilings, furniture and floors,
schoolrooms and malls turned into abattoirs, no joke.
Who champions such things, who lets it begin
those who allow carry and concealed carry? In my eyes
there's thousands of you, brainwashed to this...
forbid them not, to come unto me:
for of such is the kingdom of heaven "
not hasten their deaths with guns, can't you see,
In mass gun-death sites, of kids, to clean the gore,
they've to bring in specialised cleaning folks
to scrape the walls, ceilings, furniture and floors,
schoolrooms and malls turned into abattoirs, no joke.
Who champions such things, who lets it begin
those who allow carry and concealed carry? In my eyes
there's thousands of you, brainwashed to this...
#GunControl
#murder
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Poem Published
6th Aug 2024 8:47pm
6th Aug 2024 8:47pm
A Hairy Aries
Hey! I'm Aries, how do you do?
I'm ruled by my fool head but bold,
where fools rush in, hey, I do that too
but I have no guile or so I'm told...
I'll not lead you wrong I'll lead you straight
no twists no turns no lies straight and true,
but don't pull me down with buts, I'll fight
to get the job done and done cheerfully or, my name ain't Rew!
I'm relentless in hate, lackadaisical in luurve
but only hate those who are hateful,
and in love can be a bull in a china shop or cooing dove,
or indifferent to loves...
I'm ruled by my fool head but bold,
where fools rush in, hey, I do that too
but I have no guile or so I'm told...
I'll not lead you wrong I'll lead you straight
no twists no turns no lies straight and true,
but don't pull me down with buts, I'll fight
to get the job done and done cheerfully or, my name ain't Rew!
I'm relentless in hate, lackadaisical in luurve
but only hate those who are hateful,
and in love can be a bull in a china shop or cooing dove,
or indifferent to loves...
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5th Aug 2024 4:45pm
5th Aug 2024 4:45pm
Pity the Fools...
Males feel good shooting their mouths off 'bout guns
'neath manly eyes of weird trump, their chief male,
gunning for pedos, wild pigs, little ones...
And those trump deemed illegal, oh, what fun
as trump mimes shoot, of those beyond his pale,
males feel good shooting their mouths off ' bout guns,
" One of the guys? " yeah, you said it right, hon,
feel this hard steel, I know I'll get some tail
gunning for pedos, wild pigs, little ones...
...
'neath manly eyes of weird trump, their chief male,
gunning for pedos, wild pigs, little ones...
And those trump deemed illegal, oh, what fun
as trump mimes shoot, of those beyond his pale,
males feel good shooting their mouths off ' bout guns,
" One of the guys? " yeah, you said it right, hon,
feel this hard steel, I know I'll get some tail
gunning for pedos, wild pigs, little ones...
...
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Poem Published
3rd Aug 2024 8:59pm
3rd Aug 2024 8:59pm
Blow Wind, Blow...
It rattled windows it rattled my doors
it went whistling past in a rattling rush,
it rattled tea cups and saucers of course
carrying trees and a mulberry bush,
tin cans, newspapers, a disgruntled cat
dustbins, a slice of bread and beef dripping,
the winning home run from a baseball bat
giving buildings a whipping in passing,
but, pleasing sailors sailing their Dinghy's,
and blowing you home dear, " did you miss me? "
it went whistling past in a rattling rush,
it rattled tea cups and saucers of course
carrying trees and a mulberry bush,
tin cans, newspapers, a disgruntled cat
dustbins, a slice of bread and beef dripping,
the winning home run from a baseball bat
giving buildings a whipping in passing,
but, pleasing sailors sailing their Dinghy's,
and blowing you home dear, " did you miss me? "
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Poem Published
3rd Aug 2024 2:13am
3rd Aug 2024 2:13am
Accurate Depiction
Accurate depiction.
Laughers then can listen.
Passion gets specific.
That's a gift to witness.
Aggregate tradition?
That affects position.
Malcom X, conditions.
Down to death of witches.
Manifest the physics.
Magic has a vision.
Man contends as wicked.
Factor that perdition.
Statures spend the riches.
Actors fend for business.
Braggards get religion.
Fastening to quicken
Angered edges glisten.
Stabbing spread as sickness. ...
Laughers then can listen.
Passion gets specific.
That's a gift to witness.
Aggregate tradition?
That affects position.
Malcom X, conditions.
Down to death of witches.
Manifest the physics.
Magic has a vision.
Man contends as wicked.
Factor that perdition.
Statures spend the riches.
Actors fend for business.
Braggards get religion.
Fastening to quicken
Angered edges glisten.
Stabbing spread as sickness. ...
#humankind
#metaphor
#morality
#rhyming
#spiritual
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Poem Published
2nd Aug 2024 3:24am
2nd Aug 2024 3:24am
Practice Bars 2
So buzzed - it's insane.
Smoked up - hit the J.
Flow comes - NBA.
Post up - hit the J.
Shawty "hit on me", like she put a hit on me.
Surely "Swiss army", I'm "reserved to switch on," see.
Her face was "drag" like cheap queer.
She made Bruh "gag" like cheap beer.
Her taste was "ass" like seat smeared.
She may be "had" like scheme here.
Y'all got "dive bars" - poor service.
Dawg gon' "bite hard" on "curbed...
Smoked up - hit the J.
Flow comes - NBA.
Post up - hit the J.
Shawty "hit on me", like she put a hit on me.
Surely "Swiss army", I'm "reserved to switch on," see.
Her face was "drag" like cheap queer.
She made Bruh "gag" like cheap beer.
Her taste was "ass" like seat smeared.
She may be "had" like scheme here.
Y'all got "dive bars" - poor service.
Dawg gon' "bite hard" on "curbed...
#funny
#lyrics
#metaphor
#rap
#rhyming
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Poem Published
1st Aug 2024 9:46pm
1st Aug 2024 9:46pm
My Season's Song
As winter grows old and starts to die
his sister raises her springtime head,
to peek out with her blue pansied eye
from where she's lain for long, abed.
But, she knows he is the bullying kind
deceitful too, calls, " come, play outside ''
and hides his sharp frosty knives
to commit his crime of, sororicide.
But springtime soon grows weary too
in the effort of her gentle growth,
and gives her way to sister June
who's busy with her own red, red, rose.
Then, elder stateswoman Autumn comes
to strew the path and...
his sister raises her springtime head,
to peek out with her blue pansied eye
from where she's lain for long, abed.
But, she knows he is the bullying kind
deceitful too, calls, " come, play outside ''
and hides his sharp frosty knives
to commit his crime of, sororicide.
But springtime soon grows weary too
in the effort of her gentle growth,
and gives her way to sister June
who's busy with her own red, red, rose.
Then, elder stateswoman Autumn comes
to strew the path and...
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