Rhyming Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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Bandymandy65
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
Food 4 thought
Robbie was a Rib you could tell he had good tone
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
#dirty
#erotic
#food
#funny
#rhyming
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Shinobi
Poem Published
17th Oct 2024 2:42pm
17th Oct 2024 2:42pm
Peanut Butter Sandwich In Parliament
he strolled down the lane
taking peanut butter sandwiches
to the prime minister, while
whistling a jaunty tune, about
fool's gold and a baboon.
he knocked at the door
from the chamber there was an uproar
switching off the telly, labor
wanted jelly, to fill their fat bellies
and as for the torries, they
want to regal him about war
and past glories, while they
jumped into foxholes, smearing
themselves in marmite.
a comedy of errors, a cast of characters
that were caricatures of themselves...
taking peanut butter sandwiches
to the prime minister, while
whistling a jaunty tune, about
fool's gold and a baboon.
he knocked at the door
from the chamber there was an uproar
switching off the telly, labor
wanted jelly, to fill their fat bellies
and as for the torries, they
want to regal him about war
and past glories, while they
jumped into foxholes, smearing
themselves in marmite.
a comedy of errors, a cast of characters
that were caricatures of themselves...
#consumerism
#food
#funny
#politics
#rhyming
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Connotation
Poem Published
30th Sep 2024 4:05am
30th Sep 2024 4:05am
Braggadocio Hypnosis
Braggadocio hypnosis.
Man's erroneous involvement.
Active Romeo eloping.
Magic, socio connoted.
Magus poses much indulgence.
Alcoholic lust in potion.
Mastered soma thus unfolded.
Passion focuses emotion.
Dragon drone mistrust resulted.
Angles solar spun, enclosing.
Channeled motives are reproaching.
That's a potent rush, imposing.
Answers owning us, unspoken.
Fathomed motion was denoted.
Matters mulling what commotion.
Saturn's swollen up our oceans.
Back to bones, we must be broken. ...
Man's erroneous involvement.
Active Romeo eloping.
Magic, socio connoted.
Magus poses much indulgence.
Alcoholic lust in potion.
Mastered soma thus unfolded.
Passion focuses emotion.
Dragon drone mistrust resulted.
Angles solar spun, enclosing.
Channeled motives are reproaching.
That's a potent rush, imposing.
Answers owning us, unspoken.
Fathomed motion was denoted.
Matters mulling what commotion.
Saturn's swollen up our oceans.
Back to bones, we must be broken. ...
#devil
#God
#morality
#rhyming
#spiritual
115 reads
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scalesofascorpion
Poem Published
27th Aug 2024 8:02pm
27th Aug 2024 8:02pm
issues
when you call it’s so immediate
you want me wet and all I’m donning
is your fancy dress socks, my eyes crossed
you overwhelm me and I can’t get enough
I’m leaving bruises on my arms again
I don’t even care who sees me wearing them
does it make it worse if it’s intentional?
mutilation to release the emotional damage
would you even miss me?
I just want to feel relevant
I know something is missing
there’s an absence when you kiss me
breaking mirrors in my bathroom
exploding glass and perfume
try to focus on...
you want me wet and all I’m donning
is your fancy dress socks, my eyes crossed
you overwhelm me and I can’t get enough
I’m leaving bruises on my arms again
I don’t even care who sees me wearing them
does it make it worse if it’s intentional?
mutilation to release the emotional damage
would you even miss me?
I just want to feel relevant
I know something is missing
there’s an absence when you kiss me
breaking mirrors in my bathroom
exploding glass and perfume
try to focus on...
#hurt
#MentalHealth
#relationships
#rhyming
#SelfHarm
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Rew
Poem Published
24th Aug 2024 6:54pm
24th Aug 2024 6:54pm
Kinda Odd...
I ride my bicycle in a club
for one or two or three wheel bikes,
mines a trike and I overheard, " I'd like
to ditch these fat-old-lard-tubs...
And shoot off to the ' Land of Nod '
then, " sure let's do it, let us get gone
but what's with this ' Land of Nod ' hon?
" It's my local and, considered, kinda odd..."
for one or two or three wheel bikes,
mines a trike and I overheard, " I'd like
to ditch these fat-old-lard-tubs...
And shoot off to the ' Land of Nod '
then, " sure let's do it, let us get gone
but what's with this ' Land of Nod ' hon?
" It's my local and, considered, kinda odd..."
#rhyming
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Poem Published
23rd Aug 2024 12:14pm
23rd Aug 2024 12:14pm
Trumpy goes to Hell!
When trump was asked " are you prepared for hell
for bearing false witness, deceit and lies? "
there, trump hung his head and just would not tell
And, " do you think you've a soul left to sell?"
trump again hung his head down and he sighed,
when trump was asked " are you prepared for hell?"
For the burning pits and sulphurous smell
for adultery between women's thighs
there, trump hung his head and just would not tell,
...
for bearing false witness, deceit and lies? "
there, trump hung his head and just would not tell
And, " do you think you've a soul left to sell?"
trump again hung his head down and he sighed,
when trump was asked " are you prepared for hell?"
For the burning pits and sulphurous smell
for adultery between women's thighs
there, trump hung his head and just would not tell,
...
#rhyming
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Connotation
Poem Published
22nd Aug 2024 1:08am
22nd Aug 2024 1:08am
Incarnate Vanity
Incarnate vanity.
Demonic verily.
Sardonic sanity.
Dishonor channeling.
Inconstant fallacy.
Concocted fantasy.
Dishonest mastery.
Improper managing.
Hypnotic parroting.
Subconscious fashioning.
Forgotten clarity.
Myopic blackening.
Encompassed shadowing.
Agnostic tampering.
Despondent majesty.
Responsive heresy.
Chaotic strategy.
Erotic parody.
Symbolic damaging.
Quixotic travesty.
Uncommon family.
Accomplished savagery.
Exhausted massively. ...
Demonic verily.
Sardonic sanity.
Dishonor channeling.
Inconstant fallacy.
Concocted fantasy.
Dishonest mastery.
Improper managing.
Hypnotic parroting.
Subconscious fashioning.
Forgotten clarity.
Myopic blackening.
Encompassed shadowing.
Agnostic tampering.
Despondent majesty.
Responsive heresy.
Chaotic strategy.
Erotic parody.
Symbolic damaging.
Quixotic travesty.
Uncommon family.
Accomplished savagery.
Exhausted massively. ...
#humankind
#metaphor
#morality
#rhyming
#spiritual
110 reads
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I_IS_ME
Poem Published
18th Aug 2024 2:01am
18th Aug 2024 2:01am
Stash Snatched
#drugs
#rhyming
#ShortStory
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Poem Published
16th Aug 2024 7:10am
16th Aug 2024 7:10am
Alas
I called to speak some words last night
and found you still asleep,
although there might've been some fright,
such company you keep.
I walked the path to where you dream
but in your own grave way,
you might have urged me on to scream
the words I came to say.
But all around the fresh mown grass
calmed me, as if this June,
had laid her lightest cloak on a lass,
asleep, beneath the moon.
and found you still asleep,
although there might've been some fright,
such company you keep.
I walked the path to where you dream
but in your own grave way,
you might have urged me on to scream
the words I came to say.
But all around the fresh mown grass
calmed me, as if this June,
had laid her lightest cloak on a lass,
asleep, beneath the moon.
#minimalist
#rhyming
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Poem Published
14th Aug 2024 9:14am
14th Aug 2024 9:14am
Hell on earth
Hell's this ceaseless squealing numbing traffic noise
the jack - jack hammers stuttering clattering bangs,
the grass cutting, hedge trimming, redknecked good old boy,
loudly murdering Sundays, may that bastard, hang!
Hell's the murderous duel for a parking space
in the heaving mass of killers at the shopping mall,
hell's not knowing who's armed or who'd bash your face
or who the cop will kill IF he answers your call.
Hell's screaming brats demanding ket when I've no cash
or some freak...
the jack - jack hammers stuttering clattering bangs,
the grass cutting, hedge trimming, redknecked good old boy,
loudly murdering Sundays, may that bastard, hang!
Hell's the murderous duel for a parking space
in the heaving mass of killers at the shopping mall,
hell's not knowing who's armed or who'd bash your face
or who the cop will kill IF he answers your call.
Hell's screaming brats demanding ket when I've no cash
or some freak...
#hell
#rhyming
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Poem Published
13th Aug 2024 2:57pm
13th Aug 2024 2:57pm
Banana's Galore
From trillions of tall banana trees
zillions of bananas in the stores
but straight bananas are yet to be seen,
Though blackish or brown or yellow and green
speckled and ripe, zipped and unzipped and more
from trillions of tall banana trees,
Bananas galore and I shan't be mean
even in shops on Siberia's cold shores,
but straight bananas are yet, to be seen,
Non in my banana and custard treat
non found in those ancient banana wars
from trillions of tall banana trees
Hands of bananas, fair...
zillions of bananas in the stores
but straight bananas are yet to be seen,
Though blackish or brown or yellow and green
speckled and ripe, zipped and unzipped and more
from trillions of tall banana trees,
Bananas galore and I shan't be mean
even in shops on Siberia's cold shores,
but straight bananas are yet, to be seen,
Non in my banana and custard treat
non found in those ancient banana wars
from trillions of tall banana trees
Hands of bananas, fair...
#rhyming
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Poem Published
12th Aug 2024 7:37am
12th Aug 2024 7:37am
Your Basic Roux.
To make your basic roux
from which all your dishes
will spring.1st a verb or two
add nouns and adjectives
To taste, let those age
on the bone for a year
or five and make sure
to top up with nouns to
keep your Roux alive.
Stir constantly or it will
stick to the side you
need a consistency
just so. Take a sample
Sometime and throw it
at a wall or person if it
sticks it's ready for use
collect adjectives that...
from which all your dishes
will spring.1st a verb or two
add nouns and adjectives
To taste, let those age
on the bone for a year
or five and make sure
to top up with nouns to
keep your Roux alive.
Stir constantly or it will
stick to the side you
need a consistency
just so. Take a sample
Sometime and throw it
at a wall or person if it
sticks it's ready for use
collect adjectives that...
#rhyming
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