Parody Poems
#parody
Parody poems, amusing poetry using exaggeration, or caricature, for comic effect. Parody poems intentionally imitate a style or situation, creating humor through exaggeration, to ridicule the subject matter.
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Jun 2024 00:31am
8th Jun 2024 00:31am
Tomorrow I'll be at the Farmer's Market selling some goodies
Today I created little crosses with gecko's nailed to them. 2 dollars for one, 3 for five dollars.
Great deal!!
I'll also have cockroaches dipped in honey. Bring the kids. 50 cents for one, 3 for 5 dollars. Can't get a better deal!
Taste just like grandma use to make when you were a young prick.
If you don't like my stuff, then scoot over to my cousin Willy's booth. He'll have something I'm sure that will make your heart pulsate into oblivion.
Bring cash. No plastic! Don't have cash, don't even come near my booth.
Gotta go. I better see...
Great deal!!
I'll also have cockroaches dipped in honey. Bring the kids. 50 cents for one, 3 for 5 dollars. Can't get a better deal!
Taste just like grandma use to make when you were a young prick.
If you don't like my stuff, then scoot over to my cousin Willy's booth. He'll have something I'm sure that will make your heart pulsate into oblivion.
Bring cash. No plastic! Don't have cash, don't even come near my booth.
Gotta go. I better see...
#parody
#satirical
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2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
26th May 2024 3:35pm
26th May 2024 3:35pm
A Tossed Salad
I'm a po -et
As opposed
To a po-eaten
An eaten po
Has nowhere to go
As they turn to jelly
Within a bardish belly
A dish
That should be barred
As trying to eat a po-et
Can be tricky
And quite hard
Best to eat
A creator of art
At least after one of them
You are less likely to fart
Words
Much harder to digest
Artists meanwhile
Could be more palatable
And colourful
At their best
Think i may
Eat my words
Like a tossed salad
by Jemia
As opposed
To a po-eaten
An eaten po
Has nowhere to go
As they turn to jelly
Within a bardish belly
A dish
That should be barred
As trying to eat a po-et
Can be tricky
And quite hard
Best to eat
A creator of art
At least after one of them
You are less likely to fart
Words
Much harder to digest
Artists meanwhile
Could be more palatable
And colourful
At their best
Think i may
Eat my words
Like a tossed salad
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
24th May 2024 10:48pm
24th May 2024 10:48pm
Brenda II
Brenda
Where are you?
As i'm sat upon the loo
Pondering over the size
Of a spider poo
Missing your craziness
Hot as a vindaloo
I miss your struggling
Within my bath
I joked with you
We had a laugh
Oh my Brenda
My creepy crawly Brenda
When you walked
Across my fingers
My love for you
Didn't linger
Neither of us
Got fingered
But we were happy
That neither of us
Wore a nappy
Brenda
My love
Next time we meet
Remember
Ive only got two feet ...
Where are you?
As i'm sat upon the loo
Pondering over the size
Of a spider poo
Missing your craziness
Hot as a vindaloo
I miss your struggling
Within my bath
I joked with you
We had a laugh
Oh my Brenda
My creepy crawly Brenda
When you walked
Across my fingers
My love for you
Didn't linger
Neither of us
Got fingered
But we were happy
That neither of us
Wore a nappy
Brenda
My love
Next time we meet
Remember
Ive only got two feet ...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
15th May 2024 9:18pm
15th May 2024 9:18pm
The Considerate Abductor
Get in the car
No not in the seat, in the trunk
Oh I'm terribly sorry
Where's my manners
I'll open that for you
Comfy now?
Good
I'll move those items over for you
Yes, that's right, that's a sledgehammer, a shovel, an axe and a hunting knife
Don't worry, once we arrive to our destination,
I will bludgeon you, chop you up and throw you into a shallow grave
I promise, you won't feel a thing
Enjoy the ride
SLAM!
No not in the seat, in the trunk
Oh I'm terribly sorry
Where's my manners
I'll open that for you
Comfy now?
Good
I'll move those items over for you
Yes, that's right, that's a sledgehammer, a shovel, an axe and a hunting knife
Don't worry, once we arrive to our destination,
I will bludgeon you, chop you up and throw you into a shallow grave
I promise, you won't feel a thing
Enjoy the ride
SLAM!
#kindness
#murder
#parody
176 reads
4 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
30th Apr 2024 00:58am
30th Apr 2024 00:58am
Wombatty
The life, and times of a Womblebat
Half Womble, half bat
Underground
Overground
And also the belfry
Womble, large hairy things
Yeti like
Bats, Small skinny things
Mouse like, with wings
How they came to mate
Is currently unknown
But it has been suggested
That a lone wolf Womble
Wandered into a local church
Drank a few bottles of communion wine
Then took a fancy
To a bat
And thus
After an unknown period of time
The first Wombat was born
No further information
Is currently available
All...
Half Womble, half bat
Underground
Overground
And also the belfry
Womble, large hairy things
Yeti like
Bats, Small skinny things
Mouse like, with wings
How they came to mate
Is currently unknown
But it has been suggested
That a lone wolf Womble
Wandered into a local church
Drank a few bottles of communion wine
Then took a fancy
To a bat
And thus
After an unknown period of time
The first Wombat was born
No further information
Is currently available
All...
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Apr 2024 9:02pm
29th Apr 2024 9:02pm
Food Orgy
We love to role play
I was the hamburgler
She was the cow from Chick-fil-a
She'd eat my meat
She tasted like chicken
I'd pour gravy all over her buns
Our bodies, they were sticken
I once was Ronald McDonald
Slapping her with my big mac
She was Dolly Madison
Her pussy stuffed with zinger snacks
In the future she can be Betty Crocker
And I'll be the Pillsbury Dough Boy
I'll stick my crescent stick in her chocolate gutter
Time to glaze Betty's face, enjoy
I was the hamburgler
She was the cow from Chick-fil-a
She'd eat my meat
She tasted like chicken
I'd pour gravy all over her buns
Our bodies, they were sticken
I once was Ronald McDonald
Slapping her with my big mac
She was Dolly Madison
Her pussy stuffed with zinger snacks
In the future she can be Betty Crocker
And I'll be the Pillsbury Dough Boy
I'll stick my crescent stick in her chocolate gutter
Time to glaze Betty's face, enjoy
#food
#funny
#parody
#rhyming
#sex
226 reads
10 Comments
brokentitanium
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Poem Published
19th Apr 2024 11:31pm
19th Apr 2024 11:31pm
Ballad of the Fire Swamp
O give me a home where nobody will roam
Where the Count and his soldiers won’t stray
Where a sudden Flame Spurt leaves them crispy and hurt
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the swamp
Where the Lightning Sands grip at their knees
Where the R.O.U.S. is our welcome house guest
And the skies smell of campfire all day
O give me a house with a giant guard mouse
Where the Terrors keep burglars at bay
Where seldom is heard an annoying loud bird
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the...
Where the Count and his soldiers won’t stray
Where a sudden Flame Spurt leaves them crispy and hurt
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the swamp
Where the Lightning Sands grip at their knees
Where the R.O.U.S. is our welcome house guest
And the skies smell of campfire all day
O give me a house with a giant guard mouse
Where the Terrors keep burglars at bay
Where seldom is heard an annoying loud bird
And the skies smell of campfire all day
Home, home in the...
#love
#lyrics
#NaPoWriMo2024 #parody
#NaPoWriMo2024 #parody
212 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Apr 2024 3:12pm
18th Apr 2024 3:12pm
A Turn Of The Screw
There is no historical evidence
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
#funny
#historical
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
16th Apr 2024 4:15pm
16th Apr 2024 4:15pm
Obliqua Eureka!
I once heard
Don't think me absurd
That Archimedes
Was once propositioned
When he was offered
In any position
A screw
Apparently
It was not only his water levels
That rose on that day
With much of a todo!
by Jemia
Don't think me absurd
That Archimedes
Was once propositioned
When he was offered
In any position
A screw
Apparently
It was not only his water levels
That rose on that day
With much of a todo!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#historical
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
14th Apr 2024 9:50pm
14th Apr 2024 9:50pm
Formalde Hyde
Doctor Jeckyle
Once fully transmogrified
Into Hyde
Ventured into wedlock
(so i heard, or perhaps imagined)
And within a space
Of just two years
Mrs Hyde
Gave birth to a healthy baby girl
They, Mister, and Mrs Hyde
Named her Formalde
And despite of
And maybe because of
Formalde's interest in pickled things
Caused her to develop a problem
With a particularly pungent wind
Her persona was as grey
As the clothes she wore
She developed an interest
In pickling food
But later preserving things
She...
Once fully transmogrified
Into Hyde
Ventured into wedlock
(so i heard, or perhaps imagined)
And within a space
Of just two years
Mrs Hyde
Gave birth to a healthy baby girl
They, Mister, and Mrs Hyde
Named her Formalde
And despite of
And maybe because of
Formalde's interest in pickled things
Caused her to develop a problem
With a particularly pungent wind
Her persona was as grey
As the clothes she wore
She developed an interest
In pickling food
But later preserving things
She...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
28th Mar 2024 7:24pm
28th Mar 2024 7:24pm
Dillweed or Dickweed
Hi. Today I'm going to discuss these two weeds.
What is Dill Weed?
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.
What is Dick Weed?
...
What is Dill Weed?
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.
What is Dick Weed?
...
#parody
#satirical
#nonfiction
376 reads
10 Comments
Pishashee
Poem Published
16th Feb 2024 5:26am
16th Feb 2024 5:26am
there is no wisdom where
they live in echo chambers
inside fallen walls of old castles,
and its just that the ocean hasn't taken them yet
And as you can see, and hear, and taste,
you join into the dust.
inside fallen walls of old castles,
and its just that the ocean hasn't taken them yet
And as you can see, and hear, and taste,
you join into the dust.
#parody
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