Parody Poems
#parody
Parody poems, amusing poetry using exaggeration, or caricature, for comic effect. Parody poems intentionally imitate a style or situation, creating humor through exaggeration, to ridicule the subject matter.
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Besma
Besma
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
Mrs Doubtfire And Mr Bloomfield
Mrs Doubtfire
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
#funny
#limerick
#parody
78 reads
2 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
A Gibberish Flaberdish
SORRY FOR THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAVE TO
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
#anger
#anxiety
#apathy
#parody
#satirical
112 reads
4 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 5:13pm
2nd Oct 2024 5:13pm
Alfred Hitchcocks' The Psychotic Scouse Dolphin! (5-7-5)
Scary
shower
scene
A
psychotic
scouse
dolphin
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
by Jemia
shower
scene
A
psychotic
scouse
dolphin
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
Some Funny Wisdom
Ant and grasshopper
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#funny
#limerick
#parody
84 reads
8 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
1st Oct 2024 1:43am
1st Oct 2024 1:43am
Weasels
i first became aware of weasels in my early childhood,
even my parents mentioned them occasionally,
but i never quite got the context of whether of not
it was facts, or fiction.
i remembered what they said,
but didn't understand
until i grew older.
so i did some extensive research on weasels
fact, and fiction,
but could never find proof of my parents words,
as there was never any evidence ever recorded
in the history of weasels,
of them ever going
pop!
by Jemia
even my parents mentioned them occasionally,
but i never quite got the context of whether of not
it was facts, or fiction.
i remembered what they said,
but didn't understand
until i grew older.
so i did some extensive research on weasels
fact, and fiction,
but could never find proof of my parents words,
as there was never any evidence ever recorded
in the history of weasels,
of them ever going
pop!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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Everavalon
Poem Published
29th Sep 2024 3:42pm
29th Sep 2024 3:42pm
The idle, unbroken
The clouds are dreary
Piqued and bleary
In their tainted, furious core
severely clapping
There came a rapping
lapping up the moor
The velvet grazing of crimson draping
razing in the fore
be still the rapid breath, one should
And the hurling of its lore
Sudden darkness clearing
I stood there peering
Into its feathered core
violence, bespoken
the idle, unbroken
And my wilted words, “no more,”
The clouds are churning,
the swell returning...
Piqued and bleary
In their tainted, furious core
severely clapping
There came a rapping
lapping up the moor
The velvet grazing of crimson draping
razing in the fore
be still the rapid breath, one should
And the hurling of its lore
Sudden darkness clearing
I stood there peering
Into its feathered core
violence, bespoken
the idle, unbroken
And my wilted words, “no more,”
The clouds are churning,
the swell returning...
#dark
#EdgarAllanPoe
#parody
153 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Sep 2024 1:05pm
21st Sep 2024 1:05pm
Much About Age!
A blank page
An ageing old sage
Within my cage
Trying to engage
And gage
My outrage
Yet strangely, Beige
Reduces my rage
As i re-engage
For a small wage
Upon a well trodden stage
It's probably my age!
by Jemia
An ageing old sage
Within my cage
Trying to engage
And gage
My outrage
Yet strangely, Beige
Reduces my rage
As i re-engage
For a small wage
Upon a well trodden stage
It's probably my age!
by Jemia
#aging
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #parody
#LifeAsAWriter #parody
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1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Sep 2024 3:18am
21st Sep 2024 3:18am
The Pigeon Diet, Or Deity?
I heard a knocking upon my door. I was terrified, as it was my bedroom door inside my flat, not my front door. I called out nervously, "Who's there!" I thought i heard what sounded like a whispered "Choo". Odd name, i thought, and what on earth were they doing in my flat?
I picked up a heavy glass ball, and approached the door, with it clasped in my hand, as i opened the door quickly, glass ball in raised hand at the ready. Right in front of me, stood a giant pigeon, approximately 5 foot high!
As you can imagine, i was completely taken aback, at seeing a giant...
I picked up a heavy glass ball, and approached the door, with it clasped in my hand, as i opened the door quickly, glass ball in raised hand at the ready. Right in front of me, stood a giant pigeon, approximately 5 foot high!
As you can imagine, i was completely taken aback, at seeing a giant...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeStruggles #parody
#LifeStruggles #parody
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missjem56
Poem Published
9th Sep 2024 10:28pm
9th Sep 2024 10:28pm
Sixty Score Codsprats!
All sounds fishy to me
So i sailed the seven seas
Which had all turned to sand
Making it much easier to find land
And no concerns about sinking
Which set me to thinking
I was to introduce a selkie into this tale
Wondering if she had codsprats for sale
A hundred dozen, or sixty score
Don't think i'd want any more
Sixty score codsprats
1200 Postcards (at)
by Jemia
So i sailed the seven seas
Which had all turned to sand
Making it much easier to find land
And no concerns about sinking
Which set me to thinking
I was to introduce a selkie into this tale
Wondering if she had codsprats for sale
A hundred dozen, or sixty score
Don't think i'd want any more
Sixty score codsprats
1200 Postcards (at)
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
5th Sep 2024 1:51pm
5th Sep 2024 1:51pm
Funny Bunny
I had a pet bunny
I decided to call her Whirr
A funny looking rabbit
That didn't have any fur
She hopped around the living room
Buzzing into life
I fell in love with her straight away
So we married wife, to wife
But it soon became 'this, and that'
The relationship was over
When her batteries went flat
I mourned her loss for many a day
I was really in a pickle
Imissed her buzzy ways
They really made me tickle
So i found a sweet replacement
She's so full of life
She's also easily rechargeable
She's now my...
I decided to call her Whirr
A funny looking rabbit
That didn't have any fur
She hopped around the living room
Buzzing into life
I fell in love with her straight away
So we married wife, to wife
But it soon became 'this, and that'
The relationship was over
When her batteries went flat
I mourned her loss for many a day
I was really in a pickle
Imissed her buzzy ways
They really made me tickle
So i found a sweet replacement
She's so full of life
She's also easily rechargeable
She's now my...
#funny
#lover
#orgasm
#parody
#relationships
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Aug 2024 11:08pm
31st Aug 2024 11:08pm
Ready Meal
I didst espy
A fly
With my little eye
I watched, as it flew
Into a spiders web like glue
The fly
Spun around, and buzzed somewhat
Whilst getting more entangled
And ill got
The spider watched on
On the outer periphary
Of her web design
The fly's struggle
Growing rapifly benign
The spider scuttled
Across her silken web
As she drew in all the slack
And pouncedUpon her ready wrapped
Lunchtime juicy snack
by Jemia
A fly
With my little eye
I watched, as it flew
Into a spiders web like glue
The fly
Spun around, and buzzed somewhat
Whilst getting more entangled
And ill got
The spider watched on
On the outer periphary
Of her web design
The fly's struggle
Growing rapifly benign
The spider scuttled
Across her silken web
As she drew in all the slack
And pouncedUpon her ready wrapped
Lunchtime juicy snack
by Jemia
#funny
#nature
#parody
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Thor_Azine
Poem Published
28th Aug 2024 7:13pm
28th Aug 2024 7:13pm
Contract Killer
I’m covered in blood
I suppose it was a slight angular
miscalculation as I was aiming
solely for the subclavicular artery
but somehow it’s bleeding into
the esophagus and coughing blood
in my face
It was a mistake, they happen
usually not to me, but then here we are
fortunately for me I keep a spare Tyvek
suit in the truck, safe until
the shower
I used to be much cleaner, long range,
pink mist voila, but the world changes
and fewer out here care to get wet
so I fill the gap, I mean it’s a living ...
I suppose it was a slight angular
miscalculation as I was aiming
solely for the subclavicular artery
but somehow it’s bleeding into
the esophagus and coughing blood
in my face
It was a mistake, they happen
usually not to me, but then here we are
fortunately for me I keep a spare Tyvek
suit in the truck, safe until
the shower
I used to be much cleaner, long range,
pink mist voila, but the world changes
and fewer out here care to get wet
so I fill the gap, I mean it’s a living ...
#dark
#funny
#parody
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12 Comments
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