Parody Poems
#parody
Parody poems, amusing poetry using exaggeration, or caricature, for comic effect. Parody poems intentionally imitate a style or situation, creating humor through exaggeration, to ridicule the subject matter.
missjem56
Poem Published
Today 9:43pm
Today 9:43pm
A Cocc, And Bull Tale
The cuckoos
coccyx
Lay damaged
by the cocks crow
As the cocks
coccyx
Began to
glow
And
so
Both thought it
all very unfair
As they
hobbled about
With a sore
derriere!
by Jemia
coccyx
Lay damaged
by the cocks crow
As the cocks
coccyx
Began to
glow
And
so
Both thought it
all very unfair
As they
hobbled about
With a sore
derriere!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
18th Dec 2024 11:06am
18th Dec 2024 11:06am
The Friendly Abductor
Get in the car please
No not in the seat, in the trunk
Oh I'm terribly sorry
Where's my manners
I'll open that for you
Comfy now?
Good
I'll move those items over for you
Yes, that's right, that's a sledgehammer, a shovel, an axe and a hunting knife
Don't worry, once we arrive to our destination,
I will bludgeon you, chop you up and throw you into a shallow grave
I promise, you won't feel a thing
Enjoy the ride
SLAM!
No not in the seat, in the trunk
Oh I'm terribly sorry
Where's my manners
I'll open that for you
Comfy now?
Good
I'll move those items over for you
Yes, that's right, that's a sledgehammer, a shovel, an axe and a hunting knife
Don't worry, once we arrive to our destination,
I will bludgeon you, chop you up and throw you into a shallow grave
I promise, you won't feel a thing
Enjoy the ride
SLAM!
#kindness
#murder
#parody
55 reads
14 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
11th Dec 2024 9:24pm
11th Dec 2024 9:24pm
Never Trust The Giants
I was strangled at birth
Luckily
A woman released me
From the stranglehold
From the very threads of life
That had kept me alive
For nine glorious months
Within my womb with a view
Full board, and lodging
Live-in-all-found
All for free!
It was great
Until the day of eviction
Not only was i forcibly ejected
But i was almost strangled
As i left my demi paradise
That lay within a deep cave
Within a dark forest
So this is why i screamed
Not because of the woman
That was dragging me out
But...
Luckily
A woman released me
From the stranglehold
From the very threads of life
That had kept me alive
For nine glorious months
Within my womb with a view
Full board, and lodging
Live-in-all-found
All for free!
It was great
Until the day of eviction
Not only was i forcibly ejected
But i was almost strangled
As i left my demi paradise
That lay within a deep cave
Within a dark forest
So this is why i screamed
Not because of the woman
That was dragging me out
But...
#LifeChangingMoment
#LifeCycle
#parody
#philosophical
#satirical
42 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
11th Dec 2024 9:01pm
11th Dec 2024 9:01pm
Jean Genie
I
once
discovered
Levi's
growing
in
a
pond!
A
jeanetic
pool?
by Jemia
once
discovered
Levi's
growing
in
a
pond!
A
jeanetic
pool?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
35 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Dec 2024 11:36pm
3rd Dec 2024 11:36pm
Multi Story Far Lark, Scrambled!
I am many things
I can multi task
At the drop of a pin
Not only pick up the proverbial pin
But scold the careless person
Who dropped the pin that didn't actually exist!
Dropping pins willy-nilly
I can write stuff, and do art
I can dance, like a bakewell tart
I can work as a team
Useful perhaps in a menage a troix!
I can paint the entirety of a house
And plant a myriad trees
Dance like a butterfly
A bit nervous around bees
I am the missing spoke
Of a bicycle wheel
Useful to be, if this was for real
I am...
I can multi task
At the drop of a pin
Not only pick up the proverbial pin
But scold the careless person
Who dropped the pin that didn't actually exist!
Dropping pins willy-nilly
I can write stuff, and do art
I can dance, like a bakewell tart
I can work as a team
Useful perhaps in a menage a troix!
I can paint the entirety of a house
And plant a myriad trees
Dance like a butterfly
A bit nervous around bees
I am the missing spoke
Of a bicycle wheel
Useful to be, if this was for real
I am...
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
54 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
Ronald "Satanic" McDonald
Looking for something to eat
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
#devil
#food
#funny
#parody
#satirical
68 reads
7 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 00:13am
1st Dec 2024 00:13am
Trans Reindeers With The Hump
Tis now the eve of december
A time to remember
NOT to watch tv
Avoid christmas ads, and emails
If anyone brings christmas into any conversation
Grunt audibly, then say "bah humbug!"
Then wander off, grumbling incoherently
Ironic that the first santa
Came to us from 11th century Turkey
Sounds like he was hatched!
Turkey, and santa, are you kidding me?
When santa lived in Turkey, he had no reindeer
And managed without for over 600 hundred years
Perhaps he used camels instead
Imagine six camels soaring into the night...
A time to remember
NOT to watch tv
Avoid christmas ads, and emails
If anyone brings christmas into any conversation
Grunt audibly, then say "bah humbug!"
Then wander off, grumbling incoherently
Ironic that the first santa
Came to us from 11th century Turkey
Sounds like he was hatched!
Turkey, and santa, are you kidding me?
When santa lived in Turkey, he had no reindeer
And managed without for over 600 hundred years
Perhaps he used camels instead
Imagine six camels soaring into the night...
#Christmas
#funny
#parody
#satirical
#surreal
41 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
29th Nov 2024 7:01pm
29th Nov 2024 7:01pm
A Distorted History Of Dance!
I was reminiscing one night
At myself, in my early thirties
And an assortment of work colleagues
On a night out
Eventually finding ourselves in a nightclub
I wasn't someone that boogied regularly
But i did have a hidden dance move
So when the right sort of tune was played
I entered the arena of the dance floor
And began to cossack!
I was unexpectedly applauded!
Anyway, quintessential to cossacking
Are strong legs, and good balance
I can't cossack now, but still test my crouching skills ...
At myself, in my early thirties
And an assortment of work colleagues
On a night out
Eventually finding ourselves in a nightclub
I wasn't someone that boogied regularly
But i did have a hidden dance move
So when the right sort of tune was played
I entered the arena of the dance floor
And began to cossack!
I was unexpectedly applauded!
Anyway, quintessential to cossacking
Are strong legs, and good balance
I can't cossack now, but still test my crouching skills ...
#dance
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#satirical
52 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Nov 2024 12:31pm
29th Nov 2024 12:31pm
The Turkey Bird Song
We love meaty, big plump birds
They gobble and rarely fly
On the chopping block it goes
Don't feel sorry, no need to cry
Pluck it's feathers make it smooth
Spread cranberry sauce like sap
Spread its legs for stuffing
Leftovers galore for a midnight snack
Wings are Flappin
Necks are Snappin
Turkey Slappin
If you haven't heard
This bird is the word
A feast fit for a king
Nothing more this bird can sing
He gobbled his way into our hearts
The only song we have, are these loud, smelly farts
They gobble and rarely fly
On the chopping block it goes
Don't feel sorry, no need to cry
Pluck it's feathers make it smooth
Spread cranberry sauce like sap
Spread its legs for stuffing
Leftovers galore for a midnight snack
Wings are Flappin
Necks are Snappin
Turkey Slappin
If you haven't heard
This bird is the word
A feast fit for a king
Nothing more this bird can sing
He gobbled his way into our hearts
The only song we have, are these loud, smelly farts
#birds
#food
#funny
#lyrics
#parody
68 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:47pm
27th Nov 2024 8:47pm
Mrs.Claus Is Upset With Santa, Since He Only Comes Once a Year
Just hear those lay bells jingling
Ring-ting-tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a lay together with you
Outside the hoes are callin
They’ll be no blue ballin, "Yoo hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a lay ride together with you
Get it up, get it up, get it up
Let's go, let's look at the show
We're riding in a wastedland of snow
Got it up, got it up, got it up
It's grand, hold it in your hand
We're riding along with a song
Of a wintry...
Ring-ting-tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a lay together with you
Outside the hoes are callin
They’ll be no blue ballin, "Yoo hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a lay ride together with you
Get it up, get it up, get it up
Let's go, let's look at the show
We're riding in a wastedland of snow
Got it up, got it up, got it up
It's grand, hold it in your hand
We're riding along with a song
Of a wintry...
#Christmas
#funny
#lyrics
#parody
#sex
67 reads
9 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
Thanksgiving At DeadLove Manor
Hello, my brothers and sisters who occupy this creative writing atmosphere. Where the poets/poetesses are known for their hospitality here at DU. Cast your mind with me, folks. I’m gonna try something a little different, you’re all invited to Thanksgiving Dinner here at DeadLove Manor.
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
#family
#funny #parody
#funny #parody
192 reads
30 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
26th Nov 2024 3:09pm
26th Nov 2024 3:09pm
Fame At A Price!
A
dear
friend
once
said
"You
are
the
sort
of
person
Famous
once
you're
dead!"
by Jemia
dear
friend
once
said
"You
are
the
sort
of
person
Famous
once
you're
dead!"
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#PopCulture #satirical
#PopCulture #satirical
39 reads
0 Comments
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