Parody Poems
#parody
Parody poems, amusing poetry using exaggeration, or caricature, for comic effect. Parody poems intentionally imitate a style or situation, creating humor through exaggeration, to ridicule the subject matter.
Kinkpoet
Poem Published
28th Nov 2023 1:26am
28th Nov 2023 1:26am
A Pause For Mr Claus
#dark
#holiday
#parody
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1 Comment
Rew
Poem Published
21st Nov 2023 8:34pm
21st Nov 2023 8:34pm
c**try Cusins
They were jest ol' cuntry cusins
'n I guess they sure knew the score
mostly wore nuttin' but big grins
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins.
We'ell o' course he just slipt right in
Gramps sez ''she's a fine lil' 'hore''
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins
'n I guess they sure knew the score.
*
When Maw'n Paw were jest the two
but he made me'n now there's more
jest like ol' cuntry cusins do
when Maw'n Paw were jest the two.
...
'n I guess they sure knew the score
mostly wore nuttin' but big grins
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins.
We'ell o' course he just slipt right in
Gramps sez ''she's a fine lil' 'hore''
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins
'n I guess they sure knew the score.
*
When Maw'n Paw were jest the two
but he made me'n now there's more
jest like ol' cuntry cusins do
when Maw'n Paw were jest the two.
...
#triolet
#parody
#funny
79 reads
3 Comments
javalini
Poem Published
18th Nov 2023 10:11pm
18th Nov 2023 10:11pm
A POET'S LAMENT
i have no secrets left
everything has been surrendered -- it was all mundane and of little interest to anyone
all my catastrophes -- the hair loss, the unrequited affections, etc. -- were apparently flashes in the pan of an ordinary life,
worthy of a sympathetic nod or a little reassurance
or maybe some half-assed advice from a stranger eating a stale doughnut in a church basement
all my addictions were easily overcome
my proclivities were banal -- i said banal -- with a "b"
all my sins were venial -- the priest sighed
and i said...
everything has been surrendered -- it was all mundane and of little interest to anyone
all my catastrophes -- the hair loss, the unrequited affections, etc. -- were apparently flashes in the pan of an ordinary life,
worthy of a sympathetic nod or a little reassurance
or maybe some half-assed advice from a stranger eating a stale doughnut in a church basement
all my addictions were easily overcome
my proclivities were banal -- i said banal -- with a "b"
all my sins were venial -- the priest sighed
and i said...
#parody
#satirical
109 reads
2 Comments
poeticdelight
Poem Published
3rd Nov 2023 1:09pm
3rd Nov 2023 1:09pm
A Voice Like Volcano
A Voice Like Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#parody
#satirical
#funny
84 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
10th Oct 2023 11:17pm
10th Oct 2023 11:17pm
inebruated poetic memories
today i went to Rye, a trip down memory lane, and remembering the insanity of my youth! of being in the Gun Gardens, and tripping, and fearing a monkey puzzle tree!!!! and the community centre, where as a teenager i boogied the night away, and declaredf as the official joint roller of the local bikers, they even swupplied me with a leather jacket, and the occasional use of a 125 thingy!!!! all this was loke 45-50 years ago, so surreal, and tjhat with bumping into an ex girlfriend from my mid teens, and meeting her 30 year old daughter, wasw equally surreal, and today meeting an ex sister in...
#alcohol
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2023 9:44pm
3rd Sep 2023 9:44pm
Knit Wit!
Had an awful time
Trying to buy some wool today
Firstly, i asked for a bag of wool
The owner, when i asked
Misgendered me twice
Not very nice
(But apparently he does it to all the ladies)
Then
I'm not sure what his game was
He told me he actually had three bags full
I thought "great!"
"I only need one!"
He then began to tell me
That all three had already been sold
And who to
So why did he build my hopes up?
I felt he'd been pulling wool over my eyes
Completely wasting my time
So i...
Trying to buy some wool today
Firstly, i asked for a bag of wool
The owner, when i asked
Misgendered me twice
Not very nice
(But apparently he does it to all the ladies)
Then
I'm not sure what his game was
He told me he actually had three bags full
I thought "great!"
"I only need one!"
He then began to tell me
That all three had already been sold
And who to
So why did he build my hopes up?
I felt he'd been pulling wool over my eyes
Completely wasting my time
So i...
#parody
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
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LaurelVanderBooben
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2023 3:17am
3rd Sep 2023 3:17am
Maria and Fatima
In a vibrant town, by the sea so clear,
Lived Maria and Fatima, two ladies so dear.
With potato-like faces, round and cute,
Their babushkas wrapped, never a dispute.
In Guimarães town, where the cottages rest,
There they resided, two ladies so blessed.
In little homes, snug and cozy,
They lived with their husbands, Louis and Joey.
Maria's garden, with potatoes so grand,
Fatima's kitchen, with spices at hand.
With babushkas wrapped, they'd stroll down the lane,
Gossiping and giggling, free from any strain.
Oh, the tales...
Lived Maria and Fatima, two ladies so dear.
With potato-like faces, round and cute,
Their babushkas wrapped, never a dispute.
In Guimarães town, where the cottages rest,
There they resided, two ladies so blessed.
In little homes, snug and cozy,
They lived with their husbands, Louis and Joey.
Maria's garden, with potatoes so grand,
Fatima's kitchen, with spices at hand.
With babushkas wrapped, they'd stroll down the lane,
Gossiping and giggling, free from any strain.
Oh, the tales...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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TodaysTomSawy3r
Tom Sawyer
Tom Sawyer
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2023 1:31am
3rd Sep 2023 1:31am
Wastin'a'day'away (Parody of "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett)
Puffin' on Blue Dream
Jif on Sunbeam
All of this parchment, covered in oil
Scrapin' my keef screen, you know what I mean
Just smell those plants
A'growin' in that soil...
Wastin'a'day'away with Mary Jane again...
Searchin' for my lost.....train of thought...
Some people claim that my old friends are to blame
But I know; It's nobody's fault...
I don't know the reason
She flowered all season
Didn't bud much but it's sticky as glue
Yeah, it's a real beauty
A quality QP
If you would like I'll do...
Jif on Sunbeam
All of this parchment, covered in oil
Scrapin' my keef screen, you know what I mean
Just smell those plants
A'growin' in that soil...
Wastin'a'day'away with Mary Jane again...
Searchin' for my lost.....train of thought...
Some people claim that my old friends are to blame
But I know; It's nobody's fault...
I don't know the reason
She flowered all season
Didn't bud much but it's sticky as glue
Yeah, it's a real beauty
A quality QP
If you would like I'll do...
#music
#marijuana
#lyrics #parody
#lyrics #parody
318 reads
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cabcool
Poem Published
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
mugshot
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
#corruption
#identity
#politics
#parody
#prison
112 reads
0 Comments
peninnah
Poem Published
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
27th Jul 2023 3:10pm
WEIRDOS
What you looking else for?
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
#parody
#satirical
#funny
154 reads
4 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
167 reads
6 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
328 reads
39 Comments
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