Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
missjem56
Poem Published
15th Oct 2024 00:15am
15th Oct 2024 00:15am
The Hall Ball
I recently
Ventured on an historical investigation
After hearing an allegation
Of a former world leader,
Now dead
The only evidence per se
Came from the lyrics of a song
That gave it all away
So i travelled to Londinium
To a well known landmark within
Upon explaining the reasoning for my mission
They did not share my vision
And kicked me off the premises, for my sins
But as i was led awayI somehow managed to say
"I only wanted to know
If one of Hitlers testicles was on show
As i had heard his missing ball ...
Ventured on an historical investigation
After hearing an allegation
Of a former world leader,
Now dead
The only evidence per se
Came from the lyrics of a song
That gave it all away
So i travelled to Londinium
To a well known landmark within
Upon explaining the reasoning for my mission
They did not share my vision
And kicked me off the premises, for my sins
But as i was led awayI somehow managed to say
"I only wanted to know
If one of Hitlers testicles was on show
As i had heard his missing ball ...
#mythology
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th Oct 2024 6:21pm
7th Oct 2024 6:21pm
What A Hoo-ha! (5-7-5)
Playing
Hoopla
games
Foreplay
for
fallen
angels
With
misplaced
halos
by Jemia
Hoopla
games
Foreplay
for
fallen
angels
With
misplaced
halos
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 5:13pm
2nd Oct 2024 5:13pm
Alfred Hitchcocks' The Psychotic Scouse Dolphin! (5-7-5)
Scary
shower
scene
A
psychotic
scouse
dolphin
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
by Jemia
shower
scene
A
psychotic
scouse
dolphin
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Oct 2024 1:43am
1st Oct 2024 1:43am
Weasels
i first became aware of weasels in my early childhood,
even my parents mentioned them occasionally,
but i never quite got the context of whether of not
it was facts, or fiction.
i remembered what they said,
but didn't understand
until i grew older.
so i did some extensive research on weasels
fact, and fiction,
but could never find proof of my parents words,
as there was never any evidence ever recorded
in the history of weasels,
of them ever going
pop!
by Jemia
even my parents mentioned them occasionally,
but i never quite got the context of whether of not
it was facts, or fiction.
i remembered what they said,
but didn't understand
until i grew older.
so i did some extensive research on weasels
fact, and fiction,
but could never find proof of my parents words,
as there was never any evidence ever recorded
in the history of weasels,
of them ever going
pop!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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Everavalon
Poem Published
29th Sep 2024 3:42pm
29th Sep 2024 3:42pm
The idle, unbroken
The clouds are dreary
Piqued and bleary
In their tainted, furious core
severely clapping
There came a rapping
lapping up the moor
The velvet grazing of crimson draping
razing in the fore
be still the rapid breath, one should
And the hurling of its lore
Sudden darkness clearing
I stood there peering
Into its feathered core
violence, bespoken
the idle, unbroken
And my wilted words, “no more,”
The clouds are churning,
the swell returning...
Piqued and bleary
In their tainted, furious core
severely clapping
There came a rapping
lapping up the moor
The velvet grazing of crimson draping
razing in the fore
be still the rapid breath, one should
And the hurling of its lore
Sudden darkness clearing
I stood there peering
Into its feathered core
violence, bespoken
the idle, unbroken
And my wilted words, “no more,”
The clouds are churning,
the swell returning...
#dark
#EdgarAllanPoe
#parody
153 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Sep 2024 1:05pm
21st Sep 2024 1:05pm
Much About Age!
A blank page
An ageing old sage
Within my cage
Trying to engage
And gage
My outrage
Yet strangely, Beige
Reduces my rage
As i re-engage
For a small wage
Upon a well trodden stage
It's probably my age!
by Jemia
An ageing old sage
Within my cage
Trying to engage
And gage
My outrage
Yet strangely, Beige
Reduces my rage
As i re-engage
For a small wage
Upon a well trodden stage
It's probably my age!
by Jemia
#aging
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #parody
#LifeAsAWriter #parody
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missjem56
Poem Published
21st Sep 2024 3:18am
21st Sep 2024 3:18am
The Pigeon Diet, Or Deity?
I heard a knocking upon my door. I was terrified, as it was my bedroom door inside my flat, not my front door. I called out nervously, "Who's there!" I thought i heard what sounded like a whispered "Choo". Odd name, i thought, and what on earth were they doing in my flat?
I picked up a heavy glass ball, and approached the door, with it clasped in my hand, as i opened the door quickly, glass ball in raised hand at the ready. Right in front of me, stood a giant pigeon, approximately 5 foot high!
As you can imagine, i was completely taken aback, at seeing a giant...
I picked up a heavy glass ball, and approached the door, with it clasped in my hand, as i opened the door quickly, glass ball in raised hand at the ready. Right in front of me, stood a giant pigeon, approximately 5 foot high!
As you can imagine, i was completely taken aback, at seeing a giant...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeStruggles #parody
#LifeStruggles #parody
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missjem56
Poem Published
9th Sep 2024 10:28pm
9th Sep 2024 10:28pm
Sixty Score Codsprats!
All sounds fishy to me
So i sailed the seven seas
Which had all turned to sand
Making it much easier to find land
And no concerns about sinking
Which set me to thinking
I was to introduce a selkie into this tale
Wondering if she had codsprats for sale
A hundred dozen, or sixty score
Don't think i'd want any more
Sixty score codsprats
1200 Postcards (at)
by Jemia
So i sailed the seven seas
Which had all turned to sand
Making it much easier to find land
And no concerns about sinking
Which set me to thinking
I was to introduce a selkie into this tale
Wondering if she had codsprats for sale
A hundred dozen, or sixty score
Don't think i'd want any more
Sixty score codsprats
1200 Postcards (at)
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
5th Sep 2024 1:51pm
5th Sep 2024 1:51pm
Funny Bunny
I had a pet bunny
I decided to call her Whirr
A funny looking rabbit
That didn't have any fur
She hopped around the living room
Buzzing into life
I fell in love with her straight away
So we married wife, to wife
But it soon became 'this, and that'
The relationship was over
When her batteries went flat
I mourned her loss for many a day
I was really in a pickle
Imissed her buzzy ways
They really made me tickle
So i found a sweet replacement
She's so full of life
She's also easily rechargeable
She's now my...
I decided to call her Whirr
A funny looking rabbit
That didn't have any fur
She hopped around the living room
Buzzing into life
I fell in love with her straight away
So we married wife, to wife
But it soon became 'this, and that'
The relationship was over
When her batteries went flat
I mourned her loss for many a day
I was really in a pickle
Imissed her buzzy ways
They really made me tickle
So i found a sweet replacement
She's so full of life
She's also easily rechargeable
She's now my...
#funny
#lover
#orgasm
#parody
#relationships
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Aug 2024 11:08pm
31st Aug 2024 11:08pm
Ready Meal
I didst espy
A fly
With my little eye
I watched, as it flew
Into a spiders web like glue
The fly
Spun around, and buzzed somewhat
Whilst getting more entangled
And ill got
The spider watched on
On the outer periphary
Of her web design
The fly's struggle
Growing rapifly benign
The spider scuttled
Across her silken web
As she drew in all the slack
And pouncedUpon her ready wrapped
Lunchtime juicy snack
by Jemia
A fly
With my little eye
I watched, as it flew
Into a spiders web like glue
The fly
Spun around, and buzzed somewhat
Whilst getting more entangled
And ill got
The spider watched on
On the outer periphary
Of her web design
The fly's struggle
Growing rapifly benign
The spider scuttled
Across her silken web
As she drew in all the slack
And pouncedUpon her ready wrapped
Lunchtime juicy snack
by Jemia
#funny
#nature
#parody
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Thor_Azine
Poem Published
28th Aug 2024 7:13pm
28th Aug 2024 7:13pm
Contract Killer
I’m covered in blood
I suppose it was a slight angular
miscalculation as I was aiming
solely for the subclavicular artery
but somehow it’s bleeding into
the esophagus and coughing blood
in my face
It was a mistake, they happen
usually not to me, but then here we are
fortunately for me I keep a spare Tyvek
suit in the truck, safe until
the shower
I used to be much cleaner, long range,
pink mist voila, but the world changes
and fewer out here care to get wet
so I fill the gap, I mean it’s a living ...
I suppose it was a slight angular
miscalculation as I was aiming
solely for the subclavicular artery
but somehow it’s bleeding into
the esophagus and coughing blood
in my face
It was a mistake, they happen
usually not to me, but then here we are
fortunately for me I keep a spare Tyvek
suit in the truck, safe until
the shower
I used to be much cleaner, long range,
pink mist voila, but the world changes
and fewer out here care to get wet
so I fill the gap, I mean it’s a living ...
#dark
#funny
#parody
15 reads
12 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Aug 2024 00:32am
27th Aug 2024 00:32am
Elephantasy
When i arrived home yesterday
I
To my surprise
Espied
A herd of elephants
Lying upon my bed
There were a score of them
But luckily
They were quite small
Small enough in fact
To fit all twenty of them on my bed
But they got round this
By intertwining
Trunk to tail
The thing that surprised me most
On finding twenty elephants on my bed
Is that the bed didn't collapse
Under their considerable weight
Maybe it was because
They were all pink
Or maybe
Just maybe
There were no elephants in the...
I
To my surprise
Espied
A herd of elephants
Lying upon my bed
There were a score of them
But luckily
They were quite small
Small enough in fact
To fit all twenty of them on my bed
But they got round this
By intertwining
Trunk to tail
The thing that surprised me most
On finding twenty elephants on my bed
Is that the bed didn't collapse
Under their considerable weight
Maybe it was because
They were all pink
Or maybe
Just maybe
There were no elephants in the...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #surreal
#parody #surreal
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