Dog Poems
#dogs
Dog poems, a collection of poetry about dogs, love them or hate them, a dog is said to be a man (or woman)'s best friend! Funny, emotional and cute poems about dogs and puppies and all the mischief, mayhem and affection that a dog can bring to your life.
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Mar 2025 11:50am
30th Mar 2025 11:50am
Nine lives for a dog?
Andy Felthersnatch's dog burst into flames when it peed on a live wire. Felthersnatch later told the press, "There was an almighty explosion and the whole street lit up. I turned around and my dog was on fire." Power was off for five hours that day in a small town 10 miles north of Glens Falls, New York. Against all odds, the dog survived.
#dogs
#fiction
#satirical
#ShortStory
#storm
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summultima
uma
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Poem Published
20th Mar 2025 10:00pm
20th Mar 2025 10:00pm
~nowadays: dandelions and the dog of time
1.
the delicately hardened
strawy hued dry achenes
had set their route..
unknown
unpredictable..
wind steers
their destiny..
freely parachuting
long to shores unknown..
as they land.. just only their heady
basal seed remains .. losing their
angelic wings .. that had swam
through the wild uproarious airs
2.
she- the apartment dwelling
beautiful...
the delicately hardened
strawy hued dry achenes
had set their route..
unknown
unpredictable..
wind steers
their destiny..
freely parachuting
long to shores unknown..
as they land.. just only their heady
basal seed remains .. losing their
angelic wings .. that had swam
through the wild uproarious airs
2.
she- the apartment dwelling
beautiful...
#astronomy
#dogs
#earth
#spring
#sun
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missjem56
Poem Published
12th Mar 2025 11:36pm
12th Mar 2025 11:36pm
Cerberus
If i were to obtain a pet dog
The best deal around
Was buy one
Get two free!
All in one package
Instead of a four-legged friend
A three-headed Cerberus fiend!
This wouldn't work for me though
I prefer cats!
And imagine patting your pet on the heads?
I have only two hands
I'd worry at the head not patted
Would it get jealous
And perhaps eat me?
by Jemia
The best deal around
Was buy one
Get two free!
All in one package
Instead of a four-legged friend
A three-headed Cerberus fiend!
This wouldn't work for me though
I prefer cats!
And imagine patting your pet on the heads?
I have only two hands
I'd worry at the head not patted
Would it get jealous
And perhaps eat me?
by Jemia
#dogs
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#mythology
#satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
22nd Feb 2025 12:21pm
22nd Feb 2025 12:21pm
Saturday Morning
I looked out my front door
On the other side of the street
I saw a man open up his trunk
He yelled for his kid in the house
The kid came outside, and to his joy there was a puppy dog wagging it's tail
The child who was no more then 5, lost his balance when the puppy jumped on him
The kid fell to the ground and on his ass
The dog was licking and nibbling the boy until he got a taste of the kids mouth and bit the kid's lip right off
Must have tasted the chocolate chip cookies the kid was eating while outside
There was screaming and blood everywhere...
On the other side of the street
I saw a man open up his trunk
He yelled for his kid in the house
The kid came outside, and to his joy there was a puppy dog wagging it's tail
The child who was no more then 5, lost his balance when the puppy jumped on him
The kid fell to the ground and on his ass
The dog was licking and nibbling the boy until he got a taste of the kids mouth and bit the kid's lip right off
Must have tasted the chocolate chip cookies the kid was eating while outside
There was screaming and blood everywhere...
#children
#dogs
#family #satirical
#family #satirical
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EleazarSwan
Poem Published
5th Feb 2025 6:12pm
5th Feb 2025 6:12pm
of Canines, and their inspiration
Loyalty in all it's ways
Gives birth to orphans and to strays
Who roam from town-to-town in wonder
And cast their sullen dreams asunder
"O friend, my bosom said,
Through thee alone the sky is arched,
Through thee the rose is red"
And though not dead, thy mystic arts:
To quell my fears, and many hearts
Are still the songs that echo loud
From places, none consider proud
The purest form of sweet devotion
Is not ephemeral in it's motion
'Tis felcity, tis sincerity;
The farthest thing from...
Gives birth to orphans and to strays
Who roam from town-to-town in wonder
And cast their sullen dreams asunder
"O friend, my bosom said,
Through thee alone the sky is arched,
Through thee the rose is red"
And though not dead, thy mystic arts:
To quell my fears, and many hearts
Are still the songs that echo loud
From places, none consider proud
The purest form of sweet devotion
Is not ephemeral in it's motion
'Tis felcity, tis sincerity;
The farthest thing from...
#dogs
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backdeckbenny
Poem Published
4th Feb 2025 11:16pm
4th Feb 2025 11:16pm
Dogs and Phones
Two things caught my attention today on my morning walk.
One:
There was a woman pushing a stroller along with a dog in it.I hope the dog was incapacitated in some way and not adopting our human tendency towards indolence.Dogs will soon be flying first class and the owners in the cargo hold.
Two:
There was a young mother pushing a stroller along with a toddler in it.The toddler had in his tiny hands a mobile phone.I hope that young mother was incapacitated in some way and not adopting our modern tendency to outsource parenting to big tech.Big tech will soon be...
One:
There was a woman pushing a stroller along with a dog in it.I hope the dog was incapacitated in some way and not adopting our human tendency towards indolence.Dogs will soon be flying first class and the owners in the cargo hold.
Two:
There was a young mother pushing a stroller along with a toddler in it.The toddler had in his tiny hands a mobile phone.I hope that young mother was incapacitated in some way and not adopting our modern tendency to outsource parenting to big tech.Big tech will soon be...
#dogs
#parent
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4 Comments
LightningBug
Poem Published
2nd Feb 2025 11:19pm
2nd Feb 2025 11:19pm
Gloomy Night
As she wandered alone
Nobody came along
Her heart skittered so high
Eyes worried in the gloom
The only light a lamp
At the end of a road
Someday he will find
The little brown mutt
With sad blue eyed frown
And recall her name
More than his best friend
For now she looks
Lost and lonely
A little thin
Slightly dirty
Can’t find bones
A soft bed
Masters hand
Upon
Her head
Warm.
Nobody came along
Her heart skittered so high
Eyes worried in the gloom
The only light a lamp
At the end of a road
Someday he will find
The little brown mutt
With sad blue eyed frown
And recall her name
More than his best friend
For now she looks
Lost and lonely
A little thin
Slightly dirty
Can’t find bones
A soft bed
Masters hand
Upon
Her head
Warm.
#dogs
#loneliness
#rejection #sadness
#rejection #sadness
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James_A_Knight
Poem Published
28th Jan 2025 2:51pm
28th Jan 2025 2:51pm
THE ADVENTURE OF STUMPY AND THE DUMPSTER BOY
A three legged dog with brown curly fur waited in the alleyway.
The dog’s name was Stumpy.
The rain and ice had cracked the concrete. Years of waste had washed through. It was slimy and grey.
A boy of seventeen, ragged, hungry, and pale, was rummaging around a dumpster.
Stumpy barked.
A man dressed in beige grabbed hold of the Dumpster Boy and pulled him out. It was the manager of the Magnificent Burger House. He was sweaty and salty and his moustache covered his mouth.
“What are you doing in my Dumpster?”
The boy had hold of a bag of mouldy...
The dog’s name was Stumpy.
The rain and ice had cracked the concrete. Years of waste had washed through. It was slimy and grey.
A boy of seventeen, ragged, hungry, and pale, was rummaging around a dumpster.
Stumpy barked.
A man dressed in beige grabbed hold of the Dumpster Boy and pulled him out. It was the manager of the Magnificent Burger House. He was sweaty and salty and his moustache covered his mouth.
“What are you doing in my Dumpster?”
The boy had hold of a bag of mouldy...
#dogs
#dreams
#nightmares
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6 Comments
Paulajobi
Paula Jobi
Paula Jobi
Bumped 18th Jan 2025 9:08pm
4th Jan 2025 00:36am
4th Jan 2025 00:36am
Doggy girl!
#dirty
#dogs
#sex
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6 Comments
Paulajobi
Paula Jobi
Paula Jobi
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 8:47pm
3rd Jan 2025 8:47pm
Last days of Dog Killer Dog...
#dogs
#horror
#sex
73 reads
2 Comments
backdeckbenny
Poem Published
15th Dec 2024 7:56pm
15th Dec 2024 7:56pm
Good Boy
Time, if it even exists, does so for no other creature than man.
It's simply a construct, a convention required to keep our complex civilisation running smoothly.
What would life be like without the bullying presence of time?
I'm glad you asked?
Let me introduce my dog.
Here Trumpy, come boy , sit , good boy.
I've got a question to ask you.One woof means yes,two means no.OK you got it.
Ok boy here goes.
Do you know what time it is?
Woof woof
I thought that's what you'd say.Lets go for a walk Trumpy. ...
It's simply a construct, a convention required to keep our complex civilisation running smoothly.
What would life be like without the bullying presence of time?
I'm glad you asked?
Let me introduce my dog.
Here Trumpy, come boy , sit , good boy.
I've got a question to ask you.One woof means yes,two means no.OK you got it.
Ok boy here goes.
Do you know what time it is?
Woof woof
I thought that's what you'd say.Lets go for a walk Trumpy. ...
#dogs
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6 Comments
randyjohnson
Poem Published
9th Dec 2024 2:53pm
9th Dec 2024 2:53pm
Rest In Peace, Hazel V
One year ago tonight, I had to watch as your life came to an end.
It was sad to witness your demise and I felt so much pain within.
You died in 2023 on the 9th of December.
You'll be a dog who I'll always remember.
When I saw you die, it was sad to know that you would have no tomorrow.
Each and every person who has lost a dog can understand my sorrow.
Last year, you didn't live long enough to see Christmas arrive.
Rest In Peace, Hazel, I certainly am sorry that you didn't survive.
It was sad to witness your demise and I felt so much pain within.
You died in 2023 on the 9th of December.
You'll be a dog who I'll always remember.
When I saw you die, it was sad to know that you would have no tomorrow.
Each and every person who has lost a dog can understand my sorrow.
Last year, you didn't live long enough to see Christmas arrive.
Rest In Peace, Hazel, I certainly am sorry that you didn't survive.
#animals
#anniversary
#death
#dogs
#nonfiction
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