Poems About Dating Seeking Friendly Advice
#dating
Poems about dating seeking friendly advice. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
Dating Profile (competition entry)
My name is Belinda Snow,
And I am twenty-four.
I'm from The Glen,
I'd like to meet men,
Between 23 and 30
He's gotta be a little flirty.
I'm 5'4"
He's gotta be at least a few inches more.
No dick pics please,
Strong cologne makes me sneeze 🤧
Looks are somewhat important,
But so long as you aren't a c*nt,
You should be fine.
We could enjoy a nice glass of wine.
In a beer garden, or by a cosy pub fire,
Depends on the weather, in this country it's dire!
Perhaps even a walk, ...
And I am twenty-four.
I'm from The Glen,
I'd like to meet men,
Between 23 and 30
He's gotta be a little flirty.
I'm 5'4"
He's gotta be at least a few inches more.
No dick pics please,
Strong cologne makes me sneeze 🤧
Looks are somewhat important,
But so long as you aren't a c*nt,
You should be fine.
We could enjoy a nice glass of wine.
In a beer garden, or by a cosy pub fire,
Depends on the weather, in this country it's dire!
Perhaps even a walk, ...
#dating
#technology
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What Were the Odds
117 Billion People
Over 190,000 years
What were the odds we’d exist together
7.951 Billion People
One lifetime
What were the odds we’d meet
3.95 Billion Women
3 years in the same place
What were the odds you’d fall for me
I think about this often
How the odds were against us
But by some miraculous twist of fate
You and I exist together
We know each other
We love each other
Isn’t it a beautiful thing
Over 190,000 years
What were the odds we’d exist together
7.951 Billion People
One lifetime
What were the odds we’d meet
3.95 Billion Women
3 years in the same place
What were the odds you’d fall for me
I think about this often
How the odds were against us
But by some miraculous twist of fate
You and I exist together
We know each other
We love each other
Isn’t it a beautiful thing
#dating
#FallingInLove
#love
#relationships
#romantic
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I’ve Made Up My Mind
I’m falling deeper in love every day
Thinking about you when I sleep
Here in my bed I just lay
Scared and excited for the future
Always thinking of the words to say
Can’t get it wrong this round
This time I need you to stay
Don’t want to live without you again
The last time did not go our way
We tore us apart back then
This time I pray and I pray
That we can weather the storms somehow
I promise that come what may
I’ll be there to help you
This time we’ll be okay
I’ve made up my mind that I love you
Thinking about you when I sleep
Here in my bed I just lay
Scared and excited for the future
Always thinking of the words to say
Can’t get it wrong this round
This time I need you to stay
Don’t want to live without you again
The last time did not go our way
We tore us apart back then
This time I pray and I pray
That we can weather the storms somehow
I promise that come what may
I’ll be there to help you
This time we’ll be okay
I’ve made up my mind that I love you
#dating
#FallingInLove
#ILoveYou
#love
#relationships
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If I Told You
If I could tell you everything that I want to say,
Would it be too much?
If I told you your eyes drive me insane,
Would it scare you away?
If I said your smile gives meaning to my life,
Would you think I’m nuts?
If I told you the butterflies haven’t gone away,
Would you laugh in my face?
If I admitted that I’d die to keep you safe,
Would you leave me today?
What if I told you I’ve never liked anyone this much?
Would that be enough?
If I told you I’d never hurt you,
Would that make you feel safe?
If I said your laugh...
Would it be too much?
If I told you your eyes drive me insane,
Would it scare you away?
If I said your smile gives meaning to my life,
Would you think I’m nuts?
If I told you the butterflies haven’t gone away,
Would you laugh in my face?
If I admitted that I’d die to keep you safe,
Would you leave me today?
What if I told you I’ve never liked anyone this much?
Would that be enough?
If I told you I’d never hurt you,
Would that make you feel safe?
If I said your laugh...
#anxiety
#dating
#girlfriend
#love
#relationships
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Dating Profile
NAME: Psycho A. Naylis, AKA " Who was that masked man?"
AGE: Older than Moses socks
OCCUPATION: Dowser rod salesman moonlighting as Psychiatrist when wearing my narcissistic hat
PROFILE: Blue-eyed nudist, soothsayer, ex-leatherneck, book monger, and coffee shop
owner, dabbling in prose, and a Christian
WHAT I WANT IN A WOMAN: must enjoy pickleball and get soused while watching bowling, fishing for slugs, old-time religion with a nonvenomous snake, nudity is optional when shopping at Walmart
WHAT I DON'T...
AGE: Older than Moses socks
OCCUPATION: Dowser rod salesman moonlighting as Psychiatrist when wearing my narcissistic hat
PROFILE: Blue-eyed nudist, soothsayer, ex-leatherneck, book monger, and coffee shop
owner, dabbling in prose, and a Christian
WHAT I WANT IN A WOMAN: must enjoy pickleball and get soused while watching bowling, fishing for slugs, old-time religion with a nonvenomous snake, nudity is optional when shopping at Walmart
WHAT I DON'T...
#dating
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when whore house was fun
When a whore house was fun
I sat down to write about flowers, those often
called weeds and grows on untended pavements
but another thought got in the way as I recalled
that flowers in a whore house are usually plastic
except for a chrysanthemum on
a painting on a wall of an artistic whore
I have had much fun in houses of ill-repute
it is not only sex but also laughter and dance
The girls liked young sailors and the possibility
of a steady relationship.
It did happen to a sailor coming home from Brazil
with a blushing bride,...
I sat down to write about flowers, those often
called weeds and grows on untended pavements
but another thought got in the way as I recalled
that flowers in a whore house are usually plastic
except for a chrysanthemum on
a painting on a wall of an artistic whore
I have had much fun in houses of ill-repute
it is not only sex but also laughter and dance
The girls liked young sailors and the possibility
of a steady relationship.
It did happen to a sailor coming home from Brazil
with a blushing bride,...
#aging
#dating
#marriage
#nostalgia
#teens
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Someone
I want someone
Who will kiss my lips
Someone
Who I can touch and feel
Who's not just part
Of the many dreams
I dream at night
I want someone
Who's sensitive and kind
Someone
Who knows what's important
Someone who can keep
My heart safe
Without letting it shatter
I want someone
To discover the universe with
Someone
Who can keep and cherish
My deepest secrets
Who sees my imperfections
And loves me all the more
Who will kiss my lips
Someone
Who I can touch and feel
Who's not just part
Of the many dreams
I dream at night
I want someone
Who's sensitive and kind
Someone
Who knows what's important
Someone who can keep
My heart safe
Without letting it shatter
I want someone
To discover the universe with
Someone
Who can keep and cherish
My deepest secrets
Who sees my imperfections
And loves me all the more
#dating
#emotions
#hope #love
#hope #love
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First Date
Off the vine ; very appealing.
She does not come apart.
Her wit is biting.
My wine spills.
Kisses my cheek, trying not to laugh.
That was twenty years ago.
It's only grapes.
She does not come apart.
Her wit is biting.
My wine spills.
Kisses my cheek, trying not to laugh.
That was twenty years ago.
It's only grapes.
#boyfriend
#dating
#FallingInLove
#girlfriend
#happiness
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Date with the Devil
her friends tried to warn her
they said he's no good
the stories they tell
paint a picture of fire and brimstone
but the way he speaks
is oh so sweet
they would talk for hours
they even made poetry together
she went on a date with the devil
and said... he's not so bad
a walk in the park
flirting with the slightest of gestures
the looks they get are of disdain
people have heard the stories
she has heard them too
surely they were distorted
all she sees is a heart that is tired
but...
they said he's no good
the stories they tell
paint a picture of fire and brimstone
but the way he speaks
is oh so sweet
they would talk for hours
they even made poetry together
she went on a date with the devil
and said... he's not so bad
a walk in the park
flirting with the slightest of gestures
the looks they get are of disdain
people have heard the stories
she has heard them too
surely they were distorted
all she sees is a heart that is tired
but...
#dating
#devil
#romantic
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working out the kinks
#dating
#LookingForLove
#nostalgia
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His Voice
when i hear his
voice penetrate
my brain i get
wet instantly
it makes my
thighs quiver
my pussy drip
like putty in his
hands in a sec
his baritone is
my aphrodisiac
my Kryptonite
and soft spot
i wanna drink
it from his lips
breathe it like
melodic poetry
i save his apps
to have him close
when he's not here
if only i could bottle it
voice penetrate
my brain i get
wet instantly
it makes my
thighs quiver
my pussy drip
like putty in his
hands in a sec
his baritone is
my aphrodisiac
my Kryptonite
and soft spot
i wanna drink
it from his lips
breathe it like
melodic poetry
i save his apps
to have him close
when he's not here
if only i could bottle it
#dating
#lover
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Lost Kitty
the smell of his
skin, infusion of
amber & musk
makes me purr
like a Kitty he is
catnip for sure
Not even one
eau de toilette
can compete
with his scent
i bury my face
in the pillow he
slept on for days
after every date
& masturbate to
the memory of
L on top of me
dominating me
him pressing his
enticing presence
indelibly across my
smitten kitty existence
skin, infusion of
amber & musk
makes me purr
like a Kitty he is
catnip for sure
Not even one
eau de toilette
can compete
with his scent
i bury my face
in the pillow he
slept on for days
after every date
& masturbate to
the memory of
L on top of me
dominating me
him pressing his
enticing presence
indelibly across my
smitten kitty existence
#dating
#lover
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DU Poetry : Poems About Dating Seeking Friendly Advice