Dating Profile (competition entry)

My name is Belinda Snow,
And I am twenty-four.

I'm from The Glen,
I'd like to meet men,
Between 23 and 30
He's gotta be a little flirty.

I'm 5'4"
He's gotta be at least a few inches more.

No dick pics please,
Strong cologne makes me sneeze 🤧

Looks are somewhat important,
But so long as you aren't a c*nt,
You should be fine.
We could enjoy a nice glass of wine.
In a beer garden, or by a cosy pub fire,
Depends on the weather, in this country it's dire!
Perhaps even a walk,
To continue a good talk,

Or will I take an "emergency" call?
And rush out. I immediately start to scroll,
Browsing the apps for another "match",
Maybe next time he'll be a better catch.

If, perchance, I do not meet "The One" for me,
Peradventure I'll meet the next one for the time being.