Christmas Poems
#Christmas
Christmas poems, poetry offering a variety of perspectives on the Xmas period. Christmas themes of families coming together, Christian beliefs, giving and helping those less fortunate, nostalgia and celebration. Also poems about family tensions, overindulgence and consumerism, and poems incorporating Christmas themes including snow, decorations and festive food and drink.
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
24th Dec 2024 3:37am
24th Dec 2024 3:37am
I've Got A Christmas Card
I've got a Christmas card.
She's naked and sitting on Santa's lap.
Champagne was next to them.
She's naked and sitting on Santa's lap.
Champagne was next to them.
#Christmas
#fiction
#friendship
#home
#sex
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 11:34pm
23rd Dec 2024 11:34pm
S'now Joke!
Need to rant!!!!
I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too stupid..... 😞
Yesterday it was so cold out that i took a man into my flat out of the kindness of my heart, i felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold. i turned up the heating and let him stay overnight. However this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.
The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor of the flat
! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to...
I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too stupid..... 😞
Yesterday it was so cold out that i took a man into my flat out of the kindness of my heart, i felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold. i turned up the heating and let him stay overnight. However this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.
The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor of the flat
! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to...
#Christmas
#funny
#satirical
#snow
#surreal
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Baldwin
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 2:59pm
23rd Dec 2024 2:59pm
Yoolis
My annual
If someone said on Christmas Eve,
"Come; see the oxen kneel,
"In the lonely barton by yonder coomb
Our childhood used to know,"
I should go with him in the gloom,
Hoping it might be so.
Thomas Hardy
I know, despite the comfort of
the hallowed tale,
there were no angels then
who came aloft
upon that ancient Christmas eve
to regions rounding Bethlehem,
and from on high
proclaimed "fear not",
to humbled men,
and spoke of swaddled wonderment
new...
If someone said on Christmas Eve,
"Come; see the oxen kneel,
"In the lonely barton by yonder coomb
Our childhood used to know,"
I should go with him in the gloom,
Hoping it might be so.
Thomas Hardy
I know, despite the comfort of
the hallowed tale,
there were no angels then
who came aloft
upon that ancient Christmas eve
to regions rounding Bethlehem,
and from on high
proclaimed "fear not",
to humbled men,
and spoke of swaddled wonderment
new...
#Christmas
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randyjohnson
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 12:55pm
23rd Dec 2024 12:55pm
It Wasn't A Wonderful Life
Some people were upset and they said it was unfair.
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went to the electric chair.
George discovered that the eight thousand was stolen by Potter.
George became enraged and he was angry enough to slaughter.
George went to Potter's house with his gun and he shot him through the heart.
As they strapped George to the electric chair, he knew his decision wasn't smart.
George refused to have his head shaven and his hair burst into flames.
Poor George truly became a hot head and he only had himself to blame.
George...
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went to the electric chair.
George discovered that the eight thousand was stolen by Potter.
George became enraged and he was angry enough to slaughter.
George went to Potter's house with his gun and he shot him through the heart.
As they strapped George to the electric chair, he knew his decision wasn't smart.
George refused to have his head shaven and his hair burst into flames.
Poor George truly became a hot head and he only had himself to blame.
George...
#death
#fiction
#murder
#parody
#Christmas
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tell_me_wy
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 6:02am
23rd Dec 2024 6:02am
Mistletoe
Here
Beneath
The mistletoe,
Her kisses come
Soft and slow.
Beneath
The mistletoe,
Her kisses come
Soft and slow.
#Christmas
#erotic
#lover
#passion
#sensual
180 reads
4 Comments
AspergerPoet56
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 6:00am
23rd Dec 2024 6:00am
The Plump Problem
santa clause is fat
he won't make it down the chmney
no presents this year
he won't make it down the chmney
no presents this year
#Christmas
#senryu
#TruthOfLife
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2 Comments
backdeckbenny
Poem Published
22nd Dec 2024 7:10pm
22nd Dec 2024 7:10pm
Dr Zeus
The earth, and I don't mean the planet, provides us with everything and I mean everything.
We are all made from the earth.Look around you,.can you see anything that doesn't come out of the earth?Even the person sitting in front of you is made from earthly elements.
Like every caring parent,the earth not the planet, will keep giving until it can give no more.It won't stop caring, its just that there will be nothing left to give.
The Lorax knew the truth but we haven't listened.Santa fills his sack with earthly things.Chritmas tables are set with earthly things.We...
We are all made from the earth.Look around you,.can you see anything that doesn't come out of the earth?Even the person sitting in front of you is made from earthly elements.
Like every caring parent,the earth not the planet, will keep giving until it can give no more.It won't stop caring, its just that there will be nothing left to give.
The Lorax knew the truth but we haven't listened.Santa fills his sack with earthly things.Chritmas tables are set with earthly things.We...
#Christmas
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2 Comments
Poeticking81
Poem Published
22nd Dec 2024 5:14pm
22nd Dec 2024 5:14pm
This poem is called Merry Christmas
It was cold .....
Yes...very cold outside....
.....but for some reason.....
.....
I felt warm....!!!!
.....
I didn't know why....
No....I couldn't figure it out....
.....for there was ice....in the streets....
grey clouds above....
and even a little snow....falling down.....
......and yet...
I felt warm.....so warm within......
......and
I couldn't see why....
......no....I couldn't see how.....
But then I knew......
......
Yes......
......
.......for soon....in just a few days...... ...
Yes...very cold outside....
.....but for some reason.....
.....
I felt warm....!!!!
.....
I didn't know why....
No....I couldn't figure it out....
.....for there was ice....in the streets....
grey clouds above....
and even a little snow....falling down.....
......and yet...
I felt warm.....so warm within......
......and
I couldn't see why....
......no....I couldn't see how.....
But then I knew......
......
Yes......
......
.......for soon....in just a few days...... ...
#Christian
#Christmas
#God
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crimsin
Unveiling
Unveiling
Poem Published
22nd Dec 2024 2:53pm
22nd Dec 2024 2:53pm
Merry Chistmas
divine soul lilting through time
lighting up my life, God and I
in sync and deeply connected
at one with Him and his spirit
joined with the people
we feel each other intimately
rejoicing this season
colorful lights family get togethers
a special time of year
festive and bright
let's not forget those struggling
because this time of year can be daunting
for those dealing with pain
the grey overwhelming
depression sets in, feeling left out of the celebration
reach out to those you can ...
lighting up my life, God and I
in sync and deeply connected
at one with Him and his spirit
joined with the people
we feel each other intimately
rejoicing this season
colorful lights family get togethers
a special time of year
festive and bright
let's not forget those struggling
because this time of year can be daunting
for those dealing with pain
the grey overwhelming
depression sets in, feeling left out of the celebration
reach out to those you can ...
#Christmas
#love
128 reads
11 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
22nd Dec 2024 11:27am
22nd Dec 2024 11:27am
Krampus is coming
Kringle found him on the edge of Hell
This bringer of the last Noel
Enforcer for Father Christmas
Discipline delivered by Krampus
Angels we have heard on high
Das Punisher will come this night
Big and hairy, black as pitch
A serpents young and a wooden switch
He's the lord of coal
Yes he does have a black soul
All the naughty children want to change
Be nice to others, stop the misery and pain
Star if wonder, star of light
There will be no silent night
Krampus, ancient god of Yule ...
This bringer of the last Noel
Enforcer for Father Christmas
Discipline delivered by Krampus
Angels we have heard on high
Das Punisher will come this night
Big and hairy, black as pitch
A serpents young and a wooden switch
He's the lord of coal
Yes he does have a black soul
All the naughty children want to change
Be nice to others, stop the misery and pain
Star if wonder, star of light
There will be no silent night
Krampus, ancient god of Yule ...
#children
#Christmas
#dark
#evil
#holiday
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9 Comments
MidnightSonneteer
Poem Published
21st Dec 2024 11:18pm
21st Dec 2024 11:18pm
Happy Holidays !!!
It's even on the shortest day
that we might see some sun
confirming with a lazy ray
another orbit done.
But that is when the season starts
where things get really tough,
especially for lonely hearts
when love is off the cuff...
and so to decor we resort
with beaux-arts and some cheer
to see unhappiness abort
before the newest year!
We fill the dying days of old
with brand new love and light
so no lone psyche gets too cold...
on an extended night:)
that we might see some sun
confirming with a lazy ray
another orbit done.
But that is when the season starts
where things get really tough,
especially for lonely hearts
when love is off the cuff...
and so to decor we resort
with beaux-arts and some cheer
to see unhappiness abort
before the newest year!
We fill the dying days of old
with brand new love and light
so no lone psyche gets too cold...
on an extended night:)
#Christmas
237 reads
11 Comments
DetectiveOGasm
Poem Published
21st Dec 2024 1:36pm
21st Dec 2024 1:36pm
Candy Cane Kisses
The candy cane
and that hook
you thought it was quite inventive
how he used it on you
dragging it along the skin
pushing it a little bit in
tasting a little sample
of mint and you
And it certainly worked
to impress,
only amplifying
how you felt
in that short Christmas dress
Of course, it was only the start.
and that hook
you thought it was quite inventive
how he used it on you
dragging it along the skin
pushing it a little bit in
tasting a little sample
of mint and you
And it certainly worked
to impress,
only amplifying
how you felt
in that short Christmas dress
Of course, it was only the start.
#Christmas
#erotic
#sex
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