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Dumb Blonde
- Dumb Blonde -
Roses are red; are violets blue?
I thought they were purple!
How about you?
They’re not green like a turtle,
Or a Hollywood palm…
That’s for sure!
Am I a dumb blonde?
Just ask me more.
As long as it’s not too tough…
Maybe I’ll know what to say,
Just don’t ask me math stuff.
But I’m cool, hey…
Why not just kiss me you fool!
My lips are moist and hot,
And I’ve got spirit that rules!
Am I all that you thought?
Hell no, I’m way more fun!
I’m not a Barbie girl…
She’s passé, and just done.
She’s in her own little world…
I’m the new in thing, I’m told!
And best of all, I’m not plastic.
My heart is 14 karat gold!
Don’t you think I’m fantastic?
Who wouldn’t, baby…
Unless you’re dumber,
Than a blonde like me!
If so, then that’s a bummer.
I’m a cutie, I giggle quite a bit,
Like a schoolgirl, only sillier!
I can dress like one, if you sit,
While I put on something frillier.
Want me to dance on your lap?
I’ll be your living doll.
Just don’t you dare ever: slap,
My ass, as I walk down the hall.
Grab it, but don’t smack!
I have my own rules.
Want to play my game?
I love playful fools!
For sure you won’t be the same,
But that’s part of the thrill.
I’m not as dumb as you assumed!
I’ve got a super strong will.
My light shines even in the gloom.
It’s my bright blue eyes!
Want to get lost in them, honey,
While feeling up my thighs?
I won’t make you pay me money.
I’m not some prostitute!
You just have to fall in love,
And be happy that I’m cute.
Cuter than bluebirds above!
Roses are red; are violets blue?
I thought they were purple!
How about you?
They’re not green like a turtle,
Or a Hollywood palm…
That’s for sure!
Am I a dumb blonde?
Just ask me more.
As long as it’s not too tough…
Maybe I’ll know what to say,
Just don’t ask me math stuff.
But I’m cool, hey…
Why not just kiss me you fool!
My lips are moist and hot,
And I’ve got spirit that rules!
Am I all that you thought?
Hell no, I’m way more fun!
I’m not a Barbie girl…
She’s passé, and just done.
She’s in her own little world…
I’m the new in thing, I’m told!
And best of all, I’m not plastic.
My heart is 14 karat gold!
Don’t you think I’m fantastic?
Who wouldn’t, baby…
Unless you’re dumber,
Than a blonde like me!
If so, then that’s a bummer.
I’m a cutie, I giggle quite a bit,
Like a schoolgirl, only sillier!
I can dress like one, if you sit,
While I put on something frillier.
Want me to dance on your lap?
I’ll be your living doll.
Just don’t you dare ever: slap,
My ass, as I walk down the hall.
Grab it, but don’t smack!
I have my own rules.
Want to play my game?
I love playful fools!
For sure you won’t be the same,
But that’s part of the thrill.
I’m not as dumb as you assumed!
I’ve got a super strong will.
My light shines even in the gloom.
It’s my bright blue eyes!
Want to get lost in them, honey,
While feeling up my thighs?
I won’t make you pay me money.
I’m not some prostitute!
You just have to fall in love,
And be happy that I’m cute.
Cuter than bluebirds above!
Published 16th Jan 2013
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16th Jan 2013 10:59pm
That's a super cute photo of me from during last summer... totally suits this poem perfect!
Haha, I adored this piece! Very fun and light-hearted, but with a strong center. Great work Jessica, you are fabulous, if I might say so myself. :)
Great pic, by the way.
Caliban
Great pic, by the way.
Caliban
17th Jan 2013 4:34am
Thanks, hun! I've been totally into the lighter, more fun poetry styles lately since I'm a light and fun kind of girl and a lot of people don't know that side of me until they really get to know me good. Lol.
Soooooo happy you liked my pic, too! That means a lot to me.
Soooooo happy you liked my pic, too! That means a lot to me.
Anonymous
17th Jan 2013 00:39am
Ohmygod you are hilarious Jessica xD I love your poems, quite clever.
" I’m not a Barbie girl…
She’s passé, and just done.
She’s in her own little world…
I’m the new in thing, I’m told!
And best of all, I’m not plastic.
My heart is 14 karat gold!"
lol loved that and the rest. ♥
" I’m not a Barbie girl…
She’s passé, and just done.
She’s in her own little world…
I’m the new in thing, I’m told!
And best of all, I’m not plastic.
My heart is 14 karat gold!"
lol loved that and the rest. ♥
17th Jan 2013 4:38am
Thanks, Angel! You know me, I always write from my heart... and lately my heart has been super light, silly, and full of laughs. Life sometimes throws us some serious mountains to climb, but the best way to move forward is with laughter in your heart and music in your soul! That's what I always say anyway.
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