Turd Burglar

LMAO @ this write!!

"throwing colon cannon balls at anyone who nears
shooting ass apples from you're mouth doesn't make you Isaac Newton" lollol

Creative, witty and very humorous!
LOVED IT!  :)

lol Thank you Rain!!!!!!!

nice gotta love fecal references!!!

awesome closer....

:)

gosh, talk about
fulla shit!

maybe not a masterwork, butt
nice (potty) humor poopoom


Love,
dkzk d'dada

Lmao!  Thank you DanielX

Bloody brilliant always wanted a poem called "turd Burglar"

marcus

Lol looks like I beat you to it;)

"shooting ass apples from you're mouth doesn't make you Isaac Newton"

LMAO !

Fucking fabulous :)  

:)

i love this!

Thank you dani

Thanks Broomie!

Ya just don't do much skipping through that kind of mine-field, but I enjoyed the Newton reference (or maybe deference perhaps) as well.

Well done with the rest of it as well.

Uley

Thanks Uley!

Love the picture.  How do you do that?  Also love the poem.  (Why does your poetry always have so many comments?  You must know a lot of poets?)  Your poem is actually humorous, funny, like "making poop soup" and "leaving meadow muffins in my mind."  As you probably know, Newton was quite an odd-ball, wierd, but brilliant.  Thank god for Einstein, though.  Wonderful poem here,nikkimoe.  (Isn't that a different picture of you?).



marcella1

Yeah that picture had me rolling I love it,
I probably get them because I give them I read a lot when I'm online, I'm at work so it makes the day go by faster... kind of... in a way...  lol
yes I changed my pic :) and thank you for reading my crap ;)

lmao @ the whole thing - last line is GOLDEN! Nicely done Nikki ;)

Thank you as always ST!!!

Awesome title, and brilliant poopy words, lol.

I will file that insult away for future use..

"you turd burglar!"
"Wha'?.."

Lmao!! thank you Ataki!!

Alright, this shit made me lose it. Well done!

:)

Oh Nikki I see from this poem you've met my local politician!
I laughed myself fartless with this one. I have a title (Not published here) called "The Turd Trapper's Lament" but not as funny as this. I love you baby! ;-)

Lol!! thanks :)

LMFAO!!! This is the funniest poem ive read on this site. It really does start off with anger, telling off the person who spews b.s. all day. But after your countless insults and many creative ways of refering to shit they talk, you end up laughing :) Aaah! and the anger is gone. Eliminating anger through humor is the best part of this poem.

The image is f*ckin killer funny, fits perfectly with the title and poem

Thank you so much!!
laughter is the best medicine!!! :)

I rarely get to say "lol" and actually mean it.. HOWEVER

.. Lol

Thanks! rEVOLLVEr!!!!!
I was in a weird mood when I wrote this....