deepundergroundpoetry.com

Give Me a Fag

� �
�Give me a Fag, � �
and I`ll give you a light � �
�pair of loafers? � �
no...a flame � �
�not a gay one � �
although I`m not sure � �
�whether fire � �
can actually be happy � �
�havent figured that out yet � �
I`ll ponder that conundrum � �
�while in drag, � �
err, � �
�I mean while taking � �
A drag � �
�of my Fag � �
my cigarette � �
� � �
�Give me a Fag � �
and I`ll give you a reed � �
�you need to suck � �
til it gets real wet � �
�released from its stiffness � �
so when you blow � �
�it vibrates � �
sings � �
�during Climax � �
of the Symphony
Ya know � �
big ol`Brahms �
would never arrange �
an old tune � �
without the plaintive sound � �
of a long, hard � �
bassoon � �
� �
�give me a fag � �
I`ll show you a mirror � �
�you deny a hankering � �
for antiques and glitter? � �
�wasnt that you � �
chokin the chicken � �
�dreamin bout the rack � �
on yer babysitter? � �
�well, in case you havent noticed � �
your hand is connected to � �
�a dude named Otis � �
yeah your mom and dad � �
�didnt make much fuss � �
when naming you, � �
�their first born son � �
ya gotta admit though � �
�ya had plenty of fun � �
shootin yer load � �
�brought about by your � �
own hairy, calloused hand � �
�and big manly thumb