FRENCH GIRL'S RIPOSTE

 A randy English student fancied his chance
With an intellectual girl he met, from France.
She said, “I’m a deep woman, I need a man who gets inside.”
“You’re in luck, I reach five inches”, he lewdly replied.
As overhearers giggled, she went bright red,
While saying, “I meant a man who gets inside my head.
Penetration of your physical, sexual kind
Will not stimulate and engage MY mind!”