GYM ENCOUNTER

(Not autobiographical!)

I’ve got a reputation as a gorgeous guy,
With physique and looks to catch the female eye.
We both worked out and had caught each other’s eye.
She had the well toned thighs and tum
So envied by many a mum.
Those erotic pelvic thrusts
Stirred up our mutual lusts.
I said “I could make the most physical love
That man and woman can ever think of.
I would certainly like to make love to you!”
She asked, “And where would you lovemaking do,
In a hotel room or back at your flat?”
“No, in the gym, when it’s closed, on that mat.
Believe you me, I have the keys
And I’m clean of ST disease.”
Only then she said ‘Yes!”  It’s the truth, I swear t’ya:
That night – and others – we rewrote the Kama Sutra!
It was a shock, but it turned to joy
When she learned she had conceived a boy.
We decided we’d wed, and call our babe  – JIM
In honour of the place we conceived him!