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Holy Crimson Curse

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"The Way to a Man`s Heart is through his Stomach"? � �
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� Laughing MY ASS OFF !!!! � �
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We all know Valentine's Day � � �
was concoted by Hallmark � �
to bring in massive profits � �
Well, maybe this "Old Widow's Tale" � � �
was coined by Pathmark � �
to sell more "everythang shitz � �
when it sitz on a Ritz drinkin Schlitz" � �
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Naaah � �
I think some � �
Miserable Misandric Coven � � �
was responsable � � �
for cookin THIS one in its Oven � �
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Ancient genius gold diggers � �
were clever enough � � �
knew they need'nt pull triggers � �
to knock their spouses off � �
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the witches carefully � � �
drew up this contract � �
knew there was one word � �
they`d need to retract � �
Some Herstorians � � �
read the first draft: � �
"The Stomach is the way � � �
to a Man`s heart ATTACK" � �
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Who could blame the Fairer Sex � �
for wanting to create a dead EX? � � �
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(Hot Dayum, that one is simultaniously � �
Mysogynistic AND Racist! ) � �
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lets start that verse again....... � �
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Who could blame the ladies of old � �
each was met with men`s shoulder cold � �
whenever they sought a different role � �
than crankin out babies and feedin' pie-holes � �
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to make things so much worse � �
Chicks spend their best years � �
bearin HOLY crimson curse � �
Man was made in God`s image � �
no wonder they wanted � � �
Hubby in a hearse � �
and of course, a collateral benefit � �
was lots more money � � �
in the bereaved's � �
Crocodile tear purse � �
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I aint even gonna get into � �
the type of violence � � �
Brutes perpetrate � � �
on women � � �
I wish I could say � �
those assholes were inhuman � �
but I`m ashamed to say � �
Technically I`m part of the same union : > ( � �
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But I swear that my Creed � �
til my own untimely last Breath � �
is that the Violation of Women � �
should be punishable by Death

Written by drivelicious13

(alon aLion)

Published 19th Sep 2012 | Edited 13th Nov 2012

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Re: Holy Crimson Curse

Anonymous

20th Sep 2012 1:03am

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach was taught to young women so they could please their husbands with good cooking. It was before the sexual revolution and good girls did this. Smarter girls got pregnant and the guy had to marry her. Having your period had been something no woman enjoyed....but it is a stretch to want to kill your husband. Now you jumped to horrible men who abuse women. I think they should be castrated and have their penis cut off. The Death Sentence is too lenient. All crimes against women should be punished by castrastion and excisement....read Deuterononmy.

drivelicious13 (alon aLion)

- Edited 20th Sep 2012 1:16am

20th Sep 2012 1:07am

�Thanks for reading!

I know from whence the expression came.......
�
This is a tongue-in-cheek absurdist satire Kitty,
not a claim of documented fact : > )
�
however -- I WILL gladly abide by Deuteronomy's
�Verdict.....