Bridal Jamboree

Bridal Jamboree
She cringed at the people and their questioning looks
What? She came alone she doesn’t need a date for this event
The focus should be on the bride… Her lovely sister.

Her sister looked gorgeous and radiant
But people kept insisting and persisting
“How come you’re still single?”.

When told she enjoyed her freedom too much
There was a gasp and several eye rolls
What the fuck was she doing here again?

Bouquet catching was announced and she wanted to hide
Dad encouraged her to catch it thank goodness mom knew better
Oh yeah trampled to death by psychotic single women… charming.

Her sister knew where she was going to be
Turned around facing their opposite direction
Counted to 3 and aimed high and strong.

Squeals and yells ensued… How ridiculous!
It landed between her and another girl
Oh please her patience was fading.

Looking at the other lady who was unsure of what to do
With one discreet kick the flowers landed on the lady’s arm
Phew… That was too close!