Short People Dilemma During Sex

Have you ever thought about how it is to be intimate with a short person? Oh, I know what you are thinking. When we lay down, we line up.      
     
Naa. Not necessarily.      
     
There are some obstacles we have to go through just to reach that magnificent climax.      
Now I got you thinking right?      
     
Let's start with just making out. Your person is 4’10” or 11”. You 5 “ 10 or taller. Shorties love to tilt our heads back. But when you start feeling that burn. You know.. That muscle that you rarely stretch out starts to burn and then spasm in the back of you neck. Not cool, my dude.      
     
Then you say “Just straddle me”.      
     
Ok, climbing on top, in a sitting position. Everything is lined up. Until you lay back. The lineup is gone. If I am following you down kissing. The pussy and the dick aint touching no more or you break the kiss. Keep on the grind, and nipples are in the nowhere zone.      
     
Boy, you know those nipples belong in your mouth. Stop playin’.      
     
Now you are thinking, Let me just do it from behind.  Pillow under the stomach to get my ass at the right height so you don’t have to do squat thrusts and catch a Charlie horse.      
     
This is where the bedding is super importante. No and I mean absolutely No Silk Sheets!
      
It is like being in a slip-and-slide amusement park. God forbid you get one good shot in. That is when your head meets the headboard, and you lose that arch of your back.   Instead, it is replaced by a hump.  
     
"Wap” on the ass and a. “Get that ass back down here”      
     
Not all of it is as bad as I am making it seem. I mean, at least when you kneel to give head, you're right there. Super focus at the task at hand.      
     
I was told I could be held upside down.      
     
Yeaa, Nooo.      
     
Bodies hot and slippery. Head hitting the floor.      
     
Where am I going with this? I have no idea. Random thoughts come at me out of nowhere. I hope it made you laugh.