Practice What You Preach

As the priest puts together their sermon for Sunday Mass, under their vestments is a man who does not follow the sacraments of his lord. He knows how much sacrilege and blasphemy he has prompted underneath the church's laws. Sick, twisted debauchery that he would frown upon preaching to his followers. If his followers ever found out, they would crucify him and leave his congregation.
 
Do you think they practice what they preach? I don't think so.  
 
Thou Shall Not bend thy gender
Thou Shall Not twat tickle
Thou Shall Not cum in your mouth
Thou Shall Not fantasize
Thou Shall Not snatch suck
Thou Shall Not double penetrate
Thou Shall Not drive it deeper
Thou Shall Not suck an old man's dick off
Thou Shall Not spank
Thou Shall Not crave to many cocks
Thou Shall Not fat fuck
Thou Shall Not suck big black fucking tits
Thou Shall Not beat the blonde titty bitch
Thou Shall Not seek Asian sluts with cocks up their tight butt holes
Thou Shall Not take an entire dildo up ones ass
Thou Shall Not fuck hairless pink pussy
Thou Shall Not jerk hairless little dicks
Thou Shall Not finger fuck 80 year old nuns
Thou Shall Not masturbate to Jesus
 
Get the picture? This shit is real. It's out there.  
For the rest of us, engage in as much sex and sinfulness as you possibly can. If you enjoy it, then it will make you cum.