Feeding time at the zoo

This guy locks himself in a cage  
He sells some tickets to see animals in a cage  
People come  
They stare and rattle the bars  
Some go "Ooh Aah"  
Some torment and ridicule these creatures  
That's not nice
Something needs to be done
One day I was flirting with this woman who worked there  
I liked her, she liked me  
She had access for all the keys to the "Big Cats"  
We started making out behind the pavilion where the exotic birds reside  
I carefully pulled the key ring off of her belt  
I was successful  
Probably because my other hand was working my way into her panties  
She was loving it  
I was too...for many reasons  
As I continued my two fingers into her wet snatch, I knew I had her G-Spot  
She was cumming hard  
I told her if she was going to make noise, muffle your mouth on my arm  
She did  
She came about three times  
No one saw or heard us  
The zoo just opened a short time before  
She wanted to suck my dick, but I told her, another time  
I told her I needed to leave and go to work  
She fixed herself up by going into the nearest bathroom  
I saw some sanitizer up ahead, so I cleaned my fingers  
Didn't want to waste anymore time  
I went back to the "Big Cats"  
I took the 5 or 6 keys and began unlocking the cages  
The cages were opened for the lion, the tiger, the jaguar and the snow leopard  
I threw the keys into one of the garbage pails and left  
I decided to leave the zoo  
What I did though was go back into my car and drive around the perimeter of the park  
There's a section you can see the inside of the zoo  
I parked the car and to my amazement, people were running  
They were screaming and climbing the fence  
The snow leopard had a young boy who might have been 13 in his grip  
His body, motionless as the leopard sat on the side right near the fence and began tearing this boys face off  
What a sight  
I then saw the woman who I was finger banging earlier, running as a jaguar jumped on her and bit her arm  
Before the cat could do anymore damage, a park ranger shot the jaguar right in the face  
Before you know it, the police, the fire department, ambulances and higher suit tie people started coming around  
The place was swarming with guns, violence and investigations  
I left  
All over the internet and tv this story was covered  
The story read..."5 dead, 7 injured as a neglectful employee may be responsible for the carnage here today"  
The woman who I gave her a sweet finger bang was interviewed, crying and trembling  
The female reporter asked, "What happened here today? You're considered responsible for this mayhem."  
She mentioned my name, which wasn't my name and explained to the reporter that a man held me up at gunpoint and demanded my keys  
The reporter said, "We don't see it this way. We have some startling footage of you and this guy making love"  
Now I was nervous because I didn't know if my face was visible  
Luckily it wasn't  
Her face was visible  
When she saw the footage and realized now that everyone knows the truth, she knew she had to fess up  
When the reporter asked her again, "What do you have to say about this footage?"  
The woman said on national tv, "Your a woman. Remember the last time you had a delicious, mind blowing finger fuck by someone who just knows your body and what you like. This guy knew my body so well and I let him do what he wanted. His fingers controlled me and my orgasms were sensational. I didn't care if the planet was exploding. I was exploding, and it was amazing."  
The female reporter said, "I understand and I can relate. I'm with you. You shouldn't be guilty of this crime. Finger fucking is a wonderful experience all woman should experience."  
The reporter signed off by saying, "There you have it folks. men, woman if your listening, get out there and have an orgasm today. Be safe and god bless."