Uptight

I was riding in the subway last Saturday night
I heard a kid behind me say, "I want to kill!"
And a man said, "Sure but not here"
I got off the subway with two beat up looking oriental women
One had zit scars grinding deep into her face
I got onto the escalator with a bunch of people and ascended into the light
I was standing behind this woman with tight pink pants on
The pants went way up the crack of her ass
I was tempted to pull her pants out of her ass crack
I didn't
She was with a well built preppy guy
Moccasins, tan khakis, gator shirt, Kennedy haircut with one of those hipster beards
He looked behind him saw me looking at his girls ass
He put his arm around her as they stepped off the escalator and onto the sidewalk
I was walking on the same street but in opposite directions
The man and I both looked backwards
Our eyes met
I waved
He didn't
Instead, he gave me the finger
Uptight prick