last last laugh

   
   
"HEY!    
         "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!    
"PRAYING?"    
          "STOP IT!"    
"I'M THE ONLY GOD YOU NEED!"    
   
"CHRIST! YOU MAKE ME SICK!"    
         "YOU CAN'T BE NO KID OF MINE!"    
"I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!"    
   
"YOUR NOTHING BUT A FAT USELESS    
FUCK!"    
         "YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING."    
   
"I KNOW YOUR MOM'S OUT WHORING    
AROUND!"    
         "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT BLOND    
NEXT DOOR TO BE YOUR NEW MOM!"    
   
"HEY..."    
        "DONT TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT THAT    
BOTTLE I HAVE HIDDEN IN THE    
         SPARE TIRE IN THE TRUNK."    
   
...sure pop's-sure    
    I'll let you take your dirty little    
       secrets with you to the grave  
      
(and he did)    
   
but I can tell    
   my mom now
   
snicker    
   snicker