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A Valuable Lesson
So I was at the public library here in town the other day. I live in a very small town by the way. Just returning some books my kids had borrowed. Nothing to make a big deal about you’d think.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds like a writing class of sorts. Discussing amongst themselves peacefully.
Anyhow I look back to the shelf and return to browsing. Unfortunately, there’s nothing new, pretty much the same selection of books as last time. I start making my walk back towards the entrance.
As I’m nearing the door there’s a younger guy behind the counter where I had dropped off the kids books. Who’s on a phone but motioning me his way. By on the phone it was up to his ear, I assume someone is on the other end.
He puts the phone down and in a smug tone says: “Are you in the writing group or looking for the writing group?” I replied: “No, I just returned some books.”
He laughs, then abruptly cuts it off pompously. And spews this response my direction. “I didn’t think so, you dress like your some kinda aged rock musician. Do you even write?”
I replied: “Do I write? Do I write? I’m Damian “Fucking” DeadLove!………. I’ve been known to write a verse or two.”
Never saw him again. I wish him well and hope he learned a valuable lesson.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds like a writing class of sorts. Discussing amongst themselves peacefully.
Anyhow I look back to the shelf and return to browsing. Unfortunately, there’s nothing new, pretty much the same selection of books as last time. I start making my walk back towards the entrance.
As I’m nearing the door there’s a younger guy behind the counter where I had dropped off the kids books. Who’s on a phone but motioning me his way. By on the phone it was up to his ear, I assume someone is on the other end.
He puts the phone down and in a smug tone says: “Are you in the writing group or looking for the writing group?” I replied: “No, I just returned some books.”
He laughs, then abruptly cuts it off pompously. And spews this response my direction. “I didn’t think so, you dress like your some kinda aged rock musician. Do you even write?”
I replied: “Do I write? Do I write? I’m Damian “Fucking” DeadLove!………. I’ve been known to write a verse or two.”
Never saw him again. I wish him well and hope he learned a valuable lesson.
Author's Note
Late night musing. I couldn't think of anything serious tonight. Thought I'd try my hand at comedy. What's the worse that could happen? Appreciate you.
- Damian DeadLove
"I don't get no respect. No respect at all."
- Rodney Dangerfield
- Damian DeadLove
"I don't get no respect. No respect at all."
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 9:37am
Pardon the pun Damian but 'You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover' lol... like in life, us writers come in all varieties haha, I've met some posh people, hippies, etc who write, anyways enjoyed your little story 🙃♥️
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Re: Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 10:59pm
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Pete. Glad you enjoyed the story, my friend. They do come in all varieties, that's for sure. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 10:14am
That clown should have known that Damian Dead Love will rock forever! Keep those speakers blasting, keep that pen writing and always go with your heart. Everyone else will follow.
Excellent write my friend.
Excellent write my friend.
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Re: Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 11:01pm
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Keith. Always honored to make your RL. He knows now. lol. Sometimes you gotta set people straight. lol. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 10:21am
Well that's not as rude as when I sometimes ask in Facebook comment sections if they're able to read 😂
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Re: Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 11:07pm
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, MS. I'm glad you liked the story, my friend. No, it wasn't that rude. lol. But again, some people make you think to ask those kind of questions. lol. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 1:01pm
😱 the audacity! How quickly people are to judge.
This was captivating. I love how you told him a thing or two!
Damian Dead Love is a rockstar writer! 🖤
This was captivating. I love how you told him a thing or two!
Damian Dead Love is a rockstar writer! 🖤
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Re: Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 11:10pm
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Debbie. So glad you enjoyed the write, my friend. I know. Some people, right? lol. I set him straight on the facts. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 1:06pm
Assumptions are as bad as expectations - both will kick arrogance in the ass.
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Re: Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 11:14pm
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Tams. Glad you enjoyed the story. Ain't that the truth. Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups. lol. I heard that in a movie, but it's true. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. A Valuable Lesson
I can feel the indignation. Haa I love it. "Do I write" Do you know who I am? lol
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Re: Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 11:25pm
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Fia. Always honored to make your RL. Glad you enjoyed the story, my friend. Some people, what you going do? lol. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 3:38pm
This was fun to read and funny too, I guess comedy is among your many skills or vices. Never underestimate a book by its cover, much enjoyed the read, greetings and blessings, Rianne
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Re: Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 11:29pm
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Rianne. Glad you enjoyed the write, my friend. No, you should never judge a book by its cover. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 4:41pm
i liked reading this, Damian. a short enjoyable story with a great lesson to learn. never be too quick to judge others.
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Re: Re. A Valuable Lesson
7th Feb 2025 11:32pm
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Lilli. Glad you enjoyed the story, my friend. Yes indeed, never be to quick to judge. Thanks so much for your continued support. Means a lot to me. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. A Valuable Lesson
8th Feb 2025 3:22am
Little smart ass...gotta love them. Real or imagined. Why does it seem people picture judge folk? We are what we look like, regardless who we really are. Great story & fun little read 😊
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Re: Re. A Valuable Lesson
8th Feb 2025 3:32am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Willow. Glad you enjoyed the story, my friend. I know, as if there's like generic poet/poetess profile to compare us to. Labels & stereotypes, are forms of control in my opinion. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
Re. A Valuable Lesson
9th Feb 2025 3:22pm
This made me laugh. The guy doesn't know you're a talented and respected poet and writer. If I was you I probably would have said something like "I'm a famous writer" I can see you looking like a rock musician though, my friend. I appreciate you.
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10th Feb 2025 3:45am
Thanks so much for reading and your kind words, Duende. Glad I made you laugh, my friend. He didn't know me from, Adam. I could have done that, but I didn't want to talk with him any longer. lol. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian