Madame Guillotine...

Culling condemned folk can cause lots of stress    
to executors though, they have great tools,    
let Madame guillotine end their distress    
   
Of gas, needles, Ol' Sparky, cooking flesh    
all that stuff merely entertains the ghouls,    
culling condemned folk can cause lots of stress .  
     
It will end all their doubts no need to guess    
dosage, or amps, proof against lib'ral fools,    
let Madame Guillotine end their distress.    
   
There's just time for a Priest's hurried "...od bless "    
and blades whistling down may be thought, ' yeh, cool...'    
culling condemned folk can cause lots of stress,  
   
Sure, the death-chamber gets a bloody mess    
but stern reminders to folk, don't break rules,    
let Madame Guillotine end their distress,    
   
It's sure cheaper so stuff the costly tech    
And, can be done by guys who bunked off school,
Culling condemned folk can cause lots of stress    
Let Madame Guillotine end, their distress...