Boredom Prevails

Giant lesbians are scissoring my house
One with oil on her titties soaking through her blouse
My next door neighbor's in the window cheating on her spouse
My cat was eaten by a mouse
And still, I'm fucking bored

Flying vagina's soaring past through space
Leeching onto my mouth, so hard, what a great taste
Politically Correct, nah, cum on and sit on my face
Woman of all walks of life, any color, any race
And still, I'm fucking bored

The apocalypse is striking fear
As the end of time draws near
Not enough time to shed a tear
I enjoy watching anything produced by Norman Lear
Usually at night, but I'm still fucking bored!

The pope is riding through the ghetto spitting gangster rap
Asian women with their pants off grinding on my lap
Now I may or may not have given myself the clap
Ask me if I give a motherfucking crap
And still I'm fucking bored!

Hang my neck from a pole
Fuck me with a dildo in my asshole
Asphyxiation is how I roll
Please don't try this at home
And yeah, you know it, I'm still fucking bored!