I know what toilet paper my sexy neighbor uses

Love it! You should meet up and see what type of toilet she enjoys sitting on!!

I've seen her bathroom.
The rest is classified..

HA! Great. Maybe another poem, another time

Count on it

Yea once they delivery your things the world knows what you like to wipe with. lol Nice one

True dat.
Figured I'd start 2025 with something fun ..

I can’t count the number of times my Amazon deliveries have been dropped off at my neighbor’s apartments. My life is no longer a secret. These old ladies have no shame, they gladly open the boxes and pretend they had no idea it was a mistake. Now I just knock on the door, hold open my hand and tell them to hand it over.
Massage candles, restraints, wigs, it no longer matters.
Consider it an education.

Apartment buildings know things about people…

No lie Mary,
I have to say Amazon does a pretty good job here but they get it wrong sometimes.  Lord knows if I was single the kinds of kink stuff I would be buying would be off the charts.  Free Returns too .  Win Win for sin  sin ..

I'm a Cottonelle gal myself. Everybody's got the wipe of choice. The bum knows best...

That’s one area where value is not important ..
When I do road work as I like to call it, I want the right tools ..

Some people just make it too easy for others to know their business. That's why, I'm still a cash in hand kinda guy. Great write, Speak. Appreciate you.

Damian  

I'm with you on using cash.
The cash is King theory still holds weight for me.  Unfortunately it's not possible for a lot of my purchasing.  But where I can the green is still in play.

BIG THANKS DAMIAN

You could even deliver the paper, personally. That could be the perfect ice breaker, lol. I shouldn't really be giving you ideas! 😉

Believe me, I've thought of many things.
I really like her.  She's tall and pretty and a great personality.  

I liked this. It's a little titillating in knowing those little secrets.
Nicely done Poet.

She's a real beauty.
I wonder what she'd think of this poem ?
She'd probably be a little mortified but I think she'd love it too ...