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The Lion King
Sex is not an art form.
Male lions mate with a lioness every 15 to 30 minutes over a period of four to five days when she is in heat. During this time, a male lion may mate with a lioness up to 50 times in a single day.
Like lions,sex should be primal,violent, spontaneous and uncomplicated.
I curse the first male and female that turned sex into performance art.They set 95% of us up for failure, but not me.
For five minutes each year I'm magnificent.
I'm joking of course.It's ten minutes twice a year.
Don't beat yourself up folks if it ain't what you want it or imagine it to be.
Just do it.
Male lions mate with a lioness every 15 to 30 minutes over a period of four to five days when she is in heat. During this time, a male lion may mate with a lioness up to 50 times in a single day.
Like lions,sex should be primal,violent, spontaneous and uncomplicated.
I curse the first male and female that turned sex into performance art.They set 95% of us up for failure, but not me.
For five minutes each year I'm magnificent.
I'm joking of course.It's ten minutes twice a year.
Don't beat yourself up folks if it ain't what you want it or imagine it to be.
Just do it.
Published 1st Jan 2025
| Edited 30th Jan 2025
Author's Note
Hope both lions have enough lube.
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