Some Nursery Rhymes For You

Ride my cock horse you little pig
Jill gave her dog a boner
Goldilocks sprinklers flower on her wet spot, ya dig?
Jack Horner is a frequent sperm donor

If you have many daughters
Don't give them to your sons
I'll send you two pennies
Biting and licking their hot ass buns!

The muffin man,
thumbs Mary's bum and licks her pie
In the morning he dances around the Mulberry bush
One day he ran away with the farmer's wife

Little boy blue,
began blowing the old man's horn
With a knick knack, he came on Miss Polly's back
The dolly & the doctor shook their heads
Gave Miss Polly the wrong meds
She then fell down...dead!