Porn makes the world go around

The world is falling apart
Encourage sex right from the start
Times like these demand more penetration
Let's stop the hate and encourage masturbation
The politicians, corporations and the mob
All they need is a sloppy blowjob
Global violence has gone too far
So let's make porn and reach for the stars
Happiness appears just once in a while
You should try doing it doggystyle
Concerned about who may be listening on the phone
Just relax with a rusty trombone
This stressful world where nothing is fine
Violate your partner with an Alaskan Pipeline!