Please, rest in PIece

   
A man had a fight with his wife last evening  
he left a paper " wake me up at seven morning "  
when he woke up too late  
he found a written note:  
" wake up, it is seven in the morning"  
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Gagarine flew into outer space  
too much higher that he left no trace  
"hey there ! you are trespassing"  
yelled Satan at Gagarine  
can' i burn peacefully, in god's grace ? !!!  
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There once lived a man named NimeSiss  
whose evil, by large exceeded Ibliss  
the day he was dead  
an epitaph said :  
for all the evil you did, rest in piece  
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