Dumb stories for the smart ones

 
Virtual boy  
two young lovers made internet marriage  
the party held in a spider's carriage  
but, then they never met  
married over the net  
had a virtual boy of miscarriage  
 
 Golden belly  
a women made a medical scanner  
in her body something abnormal  
the doctor screamed like hell:
" there is gold. i can tell  !!! "
so, i must dig deep in your stomach  
 
 
Rehearsals  
the teacher shouted out in the classroom  
i need this to be written out too soon  
and there was dead silence  
a submissive obedience  
he only screamed in empty classroom  
 
 
Left or right-handed?  
there was a left-handed man from Britain  
got smitten by a right-handed woman  
a wedding like movie stars  
with two different cars  
just divorced,they shouted :" good riddance "!