Yesterday at the dentist

Yesterday I went to the dentist    
Not to fond of the dentist    
I'm in the waiting room    
Seems like the place is quiet    
I'm the second appointment    
Only the receptionist, one other patient & the dentist    
From down the hall I hear someone gagging and crying    
Sounds like their in horrible pain    
The doctor I believe begins yelling at this person    
I hear him say, "Would you please shut the fuck up!!"    
Then I hear a muffled smack or punch    
What I hear next didn't sound right    
I heard a dental drill but it didn't sound like it was in the person's mouth    
Instead it sounded like he was drilling maybe his cheek or possibly his eyes    
I said to myself, I need to see what's going down    
As I approached the room    
What I saw I couldn't believe    
The doctor was strapped into the chair    
The patient was fiendishly grinning over him    
He had the drill in his hand and he kept making these cuts and holes throughout the doctors face    
The patient saw me    
We made eye contact    
Instead of yelling & screaming    
I decided to pull up a seat and watch the show    
The receptionist comes storming into the room to see what's going on    
The patient said, "GRAB HER!"    
I did    
I tied her up in another room with dental floss    
She wouldn't stop screaming    
I took the suction device that would usually go inside your mouth and sucked out both her eyeballs    
She was crying blood    
I then placed both eyes in her hands    
I said, "Hold these, you'll need a Ophthalmologist."  
The patient ran into the room and said, "Oh ok good, you took care of her"    
It felt good on what I did, but I then just wanted to know what is our intention for doing all this    
So I went to the other room where the doctor was now being stabbed repeatedly with a sickle probe    
I said, "Dude why are we doing all this?!"    
He said, "Guy I don't mind coming to the dentist, but when I don't receive a goody bag with a toothbrush, toothpaste and a lollipop, it burns me up!!"    
"I can't control my anger and I go ape shit!"    
I said, "Oh ok. Makes sense."    
I said to him, "I had enough, I'm gonna go."    
He said, "Ok my friend, thanks for helping me out."    
     
The next thing I remember, I woke up. My mouth was all numb.      
I just had a root-canal performed    
Goddamn, it was all a dream    
The receptionist was the dentist    
The doctor was the crazed patient in my dream    
WOW!    
As she began wrapping things up she said, "Ok Keith, were all through here"    
I said, "Do you have a goody bag?"    
She said, "Sorry no. We don't give those out anymore, except to little children"    
My blood began to boil    
I may take into consideration the dream I just had    
What do you think?