Resume of a nymphomaniac

you're hired...

Well I knew someone would appreciate having a fine employee who loves working late and is always ready to come at work. ;) How's work treating you BC? Obviously you need a new employee. :p

I guess they are pleased with your performance. Need to give them your name at HR. (haha) Enjoyed it.

They have been very pleased with my performance but they are also trying to kill me with work and travel now. :p In my company when they give your name to HR it means you are in trouble. lol I am so happy you enjoyed it, I had hoped someone would. :)

Well beautiful the jobs yours, any hours you like
Love and light
Ron
Hope everything is going okay across the pond
Xx

Hell yeah! I like getting job offers like that. ;) But don't worry I don't know how to work short hours. So I would definitely be taking care of everything. :p Love and light back ya always Ron.

I am surviving despite all the work. :)

I wonder how you would fare in my work world ?  
Did I ever tell you what I do for a living ?  
It’s wood babe  
Hardwood, Softwood, Plywood.  
I’ll bet you’d be an exceptional employee getting the LARGEST commissions.  
Wait this is sounding like one of your poems !  
Cough  
Never mind..  
 
This is a fun quality write  
 
You’re in for a BIG raise  
 
BIG LIKE YO !

Oh I would do great dealing in wood. lol
Yes, of course I know what you do...
Hardwood all the way... higher profit too.
I don't know I might be anxious doing sales but I would adjust.
Because I have to be an exceptional employee, it's in my blood.
Maybe, a little bit.
* cough *
* No never minds allowed *

I recently got a raise, yay!!!

Love the BIG LIKE always

i'm sure with an employee like you everyone would be very hard...working!

I have noticed a lot of people around me working hard Toro. ;) I do love to motivate though. I should definitely get some extra pay for that right? :p

certainly you deserve some extra benefits!

I'm sure no Resume is needed hehe.

No one does erotica like you, friend.

Great ink.

Yes, I know how to handle an interview. ;) Wow! that's such an incredible compliment coming from you DC! I absolutely adore that you feel that way. Your awesome. ;)

do you take cheques?/...with that resume you won't have a problem

I suppose I could make an exception for you Sam in regards to cheques! ;) Yeah, some things on the resume work for any job and all careers. :p

Hot sweaty sex in the work place is really hot.  Enjoy orgasmic bliss over and over again.  Keep on writing.

Yeah, sex in the workplace can be super exciting right? Sneaking around, all those conferences... the excitement of possibly getting caught only makes it that much hotter. ;) So much orgasmic bliss to be had with so many hard assignments...

Power lunch, afternoon delight, just text 1-(kri) sti-naXX.  😉

Another wonderful write, getting the attention up.

Yes power lunch and lots of meetings. :p They tell me my dedication to work is too much but I can't help it, that's just how I am. I appreciate you getting the attention up DaVinci. ;) I hope you are having a great weekend...

I'm available for assistant work.
I take Lust-coin ...

So you are going to be my assistant then? I have plenty of lust-coin I have collected so I can definitely pay. ;) Perhaps some don't like nymphomaniacs... sad face...

I am offering you an interview
Don't be late

Hey Auslander, so sorry for being late to responding to this comment but I would never be late to an interview. ;) So tell me... what skills are you looking for in an employee? would you bend me over the desk as part of the interview? just wondering.... :p

Hired!
Oh how titillating and exciting it would be.
Thrilling piece K.

Hell yeah! hired... I am the best employee ever damnit! And definitely the most sensual and excitable. lol Thanks so much for hiring me Wally! you are the best boss ever.

Union dues blues....

There are no unions down here... ;) So I guess I don't have any protection from the ravenous beasts do I... and they always are attracted to me for some reason. I suppose I put off some sort of signal or pheromones. :p

Yes, what could it be????

Hired!!!

Hell yeah Lyrically... I will be the best employee ever... and the wettest too...and it better be a strong desk to handle all the thrusting of assignments... Fuck, I am so horny. lol

Damn, are you angling for a raise already? 😉

Always!!! lol