My Standard Dating Profile

Ten feet tall,
nothing on me is small
and my favorite season seems
to be Fall in
the Spring
and Winter in Summer

My city sprawled
I crawl into Escalades and Hummers
where my guitar stays strumming
to tunes of vast quantities of cash incoming

I'm the one God calls
when man leaves him flummoxed

I'm ambassador for all,
I'm Earth's stomach

I am gravity,
I am all that plummets

I reside where nothing once was
Mine is where the sun is

I'm big bang and what remains
when the universe is done with..

Silly scum, those who can't hang,
derelicts and bums

I am rain drop,
I am Earth
scorched too young

I am crashed train propped up
by it's own passengers

I am hand rail gum

I am loaded gun,
I'm bullet, I'm saint,
I push, I'm shunned

I am wind in tree, I am
fractured trunk and scattered leaves

I am attracted to forbidden apples
even though I grow fruit with ease

Ease of fresh soil, ease of plant, vibrant, green

I toil restless
never to know peace

I am air in lung
I like walks on the beach