All 9 Lives Have Been Used Up

LOST CAT!! FOUND CAT!!
Can't you track that FELINE RAT!
Fluffy, Buffy, Tabby too
Flat in road in bloody spew
Sold to labs for make up tests
Makes me tickled, I confess
To see a dead one on the street
Makes me smile and feel so neat

My dogs will munch em, where they stand
If they venture onto my land
LOST CAT!!!! BIG REWARD!!!!
Shame I mowed it with my FORD
Feed em poisoned cat food sticks
Watch em twitch in spasm ticks
30 caged in cellar pit
Just for the hell of it

FOUND YOUR CAT!!
It's dead and flat, underneath my wheel
Good little kitty
Got to live for awhile
But now it's lying supine in a feline pile