Vagina (Connoisseur)

I've been toiling year, after year.
It has been a lot of hard work.
But, worthwhile, for a cause so dear.

I could of been an entrepreneur;
Instead, I've made it my business,
To become a vagina connoisseur

I've studied papyrus scrolls, & palm leaves of old.
I've held The Kama Sutra, & Egyptian texts in my hand;
All to better understand your secret lines, & folds.

I've spoken to the wise, both clergy, & scholar, & while reticent;
In fact, rather foreboding.
Even they would extol, the merits of an end, so magnificent.

I've examined Courbet, adsorbed Igarashi, & been engrossed in The Venus figurine.
But no more intoxicating or enchanting an honor bestowed;
Then in a woman granting access to the gallery that lies between.