She Said

She said don't address her in flowery language.      
Better to undress her & speak in HER love language;      
To keep it strong, & not begin to languish;      
That her body hurts, & her minds in anguish;      
     
She said not to give her any grief,      
That I should just go down, & provide relief.      
And by all means, not be brief.      
     
She said she wanted me to stay ahead.      
In other words, she wanted her mind read,      
Her thoughts covered, with vagina spread.      
     
She said this was no time for excuses;      
That I should stop talking, cause the tongue had other uses. And now was the time to get physical with MY verbal abuses.