A Vacation

on a vacation from their wives two men did gallivant
in a merry tipsy gait britches all askew
singing together happily causing quite the brouhaha
quite a sight they were with their antics and shenanigans

at night beer in hand they walked the street
a jalopy  they found thought it would be sweet
to give pity to its situation take it for a drive
on the streets they drove without care for the rigamarole

their laughter rang through the night
with skull duggery in mind they stood together
their daring tipsy groove flummoxed all
who saw them in  a rather strange contraption

a whatsit of a gadget stuck in their ears
their beer bottle back on their hands
they tottered off with their britches all askew
staggering into their BnB and passing out on the floor