Packs A Punch

Margaritas on a random weekday
Watching another tequila sunrise
White Russians every other Sunday
Memories on tap a numb surprise
Make me another flaming Dr. Pepper
Is this a bar or some random still?
Waitresses evade me like I’m a leper
Sitting across from a corporate shill

Hangovers are pretty common here
Just drinking my morning red eye
Before that I chugged the last beer
Too much gin makes my mouth dry
Sometimes cocktails are in demand
Other times not so fucking much
Also the house wine is kinda bland
Then again it does pack a punch