I need a woman

I need a woman  
Who loves me as I am
With all my faults and my shame
 
I need a woman  
Who knows she is not a sham
Knows her worth and how to claim
 
I need a woman
Who doesn’t have a gram
Of regret when I ask her to go insane
 
I need a woman  
Who doesn’t give a damn
When I fuck her or when I finally go lame
 
I need a woman
Who is a mistress and a madam
When she decides to play her game  
 
I need a woman  
Who likes me to switch and ram
My all when I tie her up on a frame  
 
I need a woman  
Who wants to travel to Amsterdam  
To see the world before it goes up in flames  
 
I need a woman  
Who wants me to be a man
Who is dom and sometimes a dame  
 
I need a woman
Who is as gentle as a lamb
A fire in bed whom I could not tame
 
I need a woman
Who will moan and scream “Saammmm”
Or can make me forget my own name
 
Why is it so hard to find this woman?
I’m not asking for a miracle or a computer program
I just need someone who wants exactly the same