BBL Prezzy

Now, it’s 2024, so you can be whoever the hell you wanna be
No explanation needed
So when I say I’m running for President, dammit I mean it
I wanna lead with you
And I know it’s crazy to go from diplomacy and national security to fuck around and find out,  
Shit, you want realness,
I’ve got a part of the nation against me  
But they will reckon with me, cause I’ll take away their fuckin’ Ozempic
Real talk,  
This nation don’t wanna protect us,  
They give us lectures on the process,  
But what the fuck is the procedure when you’ve got a gun to your head?
And I’m asking without my Set it Off wig
The state of our Nation is in dire straights
We don’t even give these kids a fighting chance
We’re fuckin’ up the air and the water for generations
We’re housing them inside of institutions, without a clue
What’s the difference between prison and middle school?
They get to go home at the end of the day
If not, that’s where we’re supposed to come in but we don’t
I’m stepping up to be your President
Cause y'all really don’t want either or
But that’s besides the point
The fact is, there’s way too many people who leave shit incomplete at every level, then walk away like it wasn’t even there business in the first place
What happened to accountability?  
Seriously
As long as we remain silent, the powers that be can get away with anything
Yeah, Trump got indicted, but watch, he’ll waltz his ass right back into office and pardon himself, like nothing transpired  
Mark my words
See, I’m the realest Head of State
I can’t promise an end this bulky butt lunacy they call BBL
But I can promise that wages will increase to meet the needs of citizens
Stop the banking system from predatory lending practices,
Make sure that the Federal Reserve isn’t printing money to lessen the value of the dollar  
The list goes on, but hear me out  
Even locally, your officeholders don’t wanna hear from you
You’re a nuisance, an imprudent loser,  
Campaign cruiser, you’ll back anything just to take a day from work
Naw, I’m working towards a goal, vulture!
I’ve got no money behind me, just a vision and a cabinet full of Ramen noodles  
Cause I’m broke and I’m sick of y’all raising your own salaries  
Taxes don’t pay for your luxuries and child support  
The police get an increase every other quarter
Maybe I’m exaggerating, but not by much
I want to be your President, because you won’t be ignored  
From Street corners, boardrooms, janitor closets, court rooms, church homes, synagogues, all places of worship, we all want one thing
Leadership that faces you
Places you in the highest order in terms of importance, cause what is the nation without its population  
I want to run and bring you all with me
Once again, my name is Ashley M. Hardy
And you damn straight I approve this message!